Portland versus Seattle
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Both places are deserving of mudslides.
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Never knew that the male:female ration was so bad in Seattle
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I actually LOLed at "Little Beirut"
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BTW, both cities claim to have "men", but does this chart take into account the pussy-ass hipsters and total flamers?
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Seattle is better than Portland. The women are mediocre at best, but other than that, they are good places to live. Both are way better than anywhere in the Midwest or South. Chicago is pretty cool, but the weather is terrible. I might take Nashville over Seattle and Portland, but I can't be certain because I didn't do anything but get drunk, bang sluts, and listen to great music. I don't know why everyone gets off thinking either Seattle or Portland is that bad though.
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No mention of My Storm under professional sports teams.
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I really like em' both. If I didn't already own a villa in Haole Kai I would prob return to the NW somewherez when I retire
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Great poont... Lauren Jackson and Sue Bird need to write and angry letter or two.Doogles said:No mention of My Storm under professional sports teams.
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Now is that ewa of oahu or ewa of kawhy?AZDuck said:I really like em' both. If I didn't already own a villa in Haole Kai I would prob return to the NW somewherez when I retire
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Haole Kai (actually Hawaii Kai) isn't ewa of anything. It's so far Diamond Head that's it's actually Koko Head. Basically the eastern (just the) tip of Oahu.
Really awesome place. And full of haoles.
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I've never been there, but it looks pretty sweet.AZDuck said:Haole Kai (actually Hawaii Kai) isn't ewa of anything. It's so far Diamond Head that's it's actually Koko Head. Basically the eastern (just the) tip of Oahu.
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Can't wait for the cleansing tsunami.AZDuck said:Haole Kai (actually Hawaii Kai) isn't ewa of anything. It's so far Diamond Head that's it's actually Koko Head. Basically the eastern (just the) tip of Oahu.
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That's the best part. My house is at 20', so it would have to be a Tohoku-level tsunami to fuck it up, even though I'm on the marina. There's also a kind of barrier strip on the seaward side of the marina that would take most of the impact from a tsunami. Also, too, Maunalua Bay is like 1' deep for about 1/4 mile out, then deepens gradually. No hard shelf, like on the North Shore. Even so, I get an alert on my phone whenever there is a magnitude 6.0 quake anywhere in the Pacific basinTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Can't wait for the cleansing tsunami.AZDuck said:Haole Kai (actually Hawaii Kai) isn't ewa of anything. It's so far Diamond Head that's it's actually Koko Head. Basically the eastern (just the) tip of Oahu.
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Only the first 6' are consensual.AZDuck said:
That's the best part. My house is at 20', so it would have to be a Tohoku-level tsunami to fuck it up, even though I'm on the marina. There's also a kind of barrier strip on the seaward side of the marina that would take most of the impact from a tsunami. Also, too, Maunalua Bay is like 1' deep for about 1/4 mile out, then deepens gradually. No hard shelf, like on the North Shore. Even so, I get an alert on my phone whenever there is a magnitude 6.0 quake anywhere in the Pacific basinTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Can't wait for the cleansing tsunami.AZDuck said:Haole Kai (actually Hawaii Kai) isn't ewa of anything. It's so far Diamond Head that's it's actually Koko Head. Basically the eastern (just the) tip of Oahu.
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I think in Seattle, sometimes it's hard to tell what's what.AZDuck said:Never knew that the male:female ration was so bad in Seattle
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Why do you hate Hope Solo and the women's pro soccer team? oh wait, abundance.PurpleBaze said:
Great poont... Lauren Jackson and Sue Bird need to write and angry letter or two.Doogles said:No mention of My Storm under professional sports teams.
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Both cities are tied
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Shows you how much I care about soccer. If the Sounders emblem wasn't on AZDuck's chart, I would have forgotten about them too.DeepSeaZ said:
Why do you hate Hope Solo and the women's pro soccer team? oh wait, abundance.PurpleBaze said:
Great poont... Lauren Jackson and Sue Bird need to write and angry letter or two.Doogles said:No mention of My Storm under professional sports teams.
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Seattle Metro businesses > Portland Metro businesses
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Indigenous Peoples Day
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Portland whoops your ass in miles of bike lanes!
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Get a parody tv show made about your city, and then pop off. -
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Get a parody tv show made about your city, and then pop off.
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People from Portland are more of the annoying hipsters that haul around a typewriter to coffee shops and never stfu about their calligraphy class at Reed College. People from Seattle are more of the dirty hippy types that scorn you for flushing their toilet that has had piss and shit rot in it for about a week.
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Portland strip clubs > Seattle strip clubs
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Is this a tallest midget thing?
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Go to the A-Crop for the best steak in town.DeepSeaZ said:Portland strip clubs > Seattle strip clubs
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Vancouver BC beats the fuck out of both Seattle and Portland.
