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In honor of the NFC Championship Game

dnc
dnc Member Posts: 56,855
Here's my favorite unintentionally hilarious commercial of last year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ttsx5squWg
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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,270
    Re-written for Colin Kaepernick ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    I believe every lie that I've ever told ...

    Paid for every whore that I ever fooled ...

    I didn't pay my dues and did fold ...

    Well It ain't that hard when you got no soul ...

    Somewhere I heard that life was a test ...

    I've been against the best but I'm still the least ...

    God made my mold different from the rest ...

    Then he broke the mold because he knows I'm the weak (this is my world ... in my mind) ...

    Stand up now and face the fan ...

    Will hide my tail, turn, and run ...

    It's time to do what must be done ...

    Be a puss when the shit comes ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    I got none of the answers to your questions ...

    I'll be the teacher of the lesson ...

    I'll be the preacher of the confession ...

    I'll be the quick relief to all your hoping (this is my world) ...

    It's a thin line between love and hate ...

    Am I really real or am I really fake ...

    I'm a soldier cowering on my feet ...

    I will surrender and I will retreat (this is my world) ...

    Stand up now and face the fan ...

    Will hide my tail, turn, and run ...

    It's time to do what must be done ...



    Be a puss when the shit comes ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody what I'm saying y'all...

    I'm the douche ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody what I'm saying y'all

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827
    Tequilla said:

    Re-written for Colin Kaepernick ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    I believe every lie that I've ever told ...

    Paid for every whore that I ever fooled ...

    I didn't pay my dues and did fold ...

    Well It ain't that hard when you got no soul ...

    Somewhere I heard that life was a test ...

    I've been against the best but I'm still the least ...

    God made my mold different from the rest ...

    Then he broke the mold because he knows I'm the weak (this is my world ... in my mind) ...

    Stand up now and face the fan ...

    Will hide my tail, turn, and run ...

    It's time to do what must be done ...

    Be a puss when the shit comes ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    I got none of the answers to your questions ...

    I'll be the teacher of the lesson ...

    I'll be the preacher of the confession ...

    I'll be the quick relief to all your hoping (this is my world) ...

    It's a thin line between love and hate ...

    Am I really real or am I really fake ...

    I'm a soldier cowering on my feet ...

    I will surrender and I will retreat (this is my world) ...

    Stand up now and face the fan ...

    Will hide my tail, turn, and run ...

    It's time to do what must be done ...



    Be a puss when the shit comes ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody what I'm saying y'all...

    I'm the douche ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody what I'm saying y'all

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Personally, I think it's great that we let retards use the Internet.
  • LaZoris
    LaZoris Member Posts: 1,734 Standard Supporter
    Love the little kid who flips him off at :55
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,582 Founders Club
    What time is the game? Is it gonna be on HD?
  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098

    What time is the game? Is it gonna be on HD?

    Free pub!!11
  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098
    Tequilla said:

    Re-written for Colin Kaepernick ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    I believe every lie that I've ever told ...

    Paid for every whore that I ever fooled ...

    I didn't pay my dues and did fold ...

    Well It ain't that hard when you got no soul ...

    Somewhere I heard that life was a test ...

    I've been against the best but I'm still the least ...

    God made my mold different from the rest ...

    Then he broke the mold because he knows I'm the weak (this is my world ... in my mind) ...

    Stand up now and face the fan ...

    Will hide my tail, turn, and run ...

    It's time to do what must be done ...

    Be a puss when the shit comes ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    I got none of the answers to your questions ...

    I'll be the teacher of the lesson ...

    I'll be the preacher of the confession ...

    I'll be the quick relief to all your hoping (this is my world) ...

    It's a thin line between love and hate ...

    Am I really real or am I really fake ...

    I'm a soldier cowering on my feet ...

    I will surrender and I will retreat (this is my world) ...

    Stand up now and face the fan ...

    Will hide my tail, turn, and run ...

    It's time to do what must be done ...



    Be a puss when the shit comes ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody what I'm saying y'all...

    I'm the douche ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody what I'm saying y'all

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Girl you can tell everybody ...

    Yeah you can tell everybody ...

    Go ahead and tell everybody ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

    I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

    Worst.Haiku.Ever
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,582 Founders Club
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,566 Swaye's Wigwam