In honor of the NFC Championship Game

dnc

Here's my favorite unintentionally hilarious commercial of last year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ttsx5squWg

Tequilla

Re-written for Colin Kaepernick ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

I believe every lie that I've ever told ...

Paid for every whore that I ever fooled ...

I didn't pay my dues and did fold ...

Well It ain't that hard when you got no soul ...

Somewhere I heard that life was a test ...

I've been against the best but I'm still the least ...

God made my mold different from the rest ...

Then he broke the mold because he knows I'm the weak (this is my world ... in my mind) ...

Stand up now and face the fan ...

Will hide my tail, turn, and run ...

It's time to do what must be done ...

Be a puss when the shit comes ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

I got none of the answers to your questions ...

I'll be the teacher of the lesson ...

I'll be the preacher of the confession ...

I'll be the quick relief to all your hoping (this is my world) ...

It's a thin line between love and hate ...

Am I really real or am I really fake ...

I'm a soldier cowering on my feet ...

I will surrender and I will retreat (this is my world) ...

Stand up now and face the fan ...

Will hide my tail, turn, and run ...

It's time to do what must be done ...



Be a puss when the shit comes ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Go ahead and tell everybody what I'm saying y'all...

I'm the douche ...

Go ahead and tell everybody what I'm saying y'all

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

TTJ

Tequilla said:

Re-written for Colin Kaepernick ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

I believe every lie that I've ever told ...

Paid for every whore that I ever fooled ...

I didn't pay my dues and did fold ...

Well It ain't that hard when you got no soul ...

Somewhere I heard that life was a test ...

I've been against the best but I'm still the least ...

God made my mold different from the rest ...

Then he broke the mold because he knows I'm the weak (this is my world ... in my mind) ...

Stand up now and face the fan ...

Will hide my tail, turn, and run ...

It's time to do what must be done ...

Be a puss when the shit comes ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

I got none of the answers to your questions ...

I'll be the teacher of the lesson ...

I'll be the preacher of the confession ...

I'll be the quick relief to all your hoping (this is my world) ...

It's a thin line between love and hate ...

Am I really real or am I really fake ...

I'm a soldier cowering on my feet ...

I will surrender and I will retreat (this is my world) ...

Stand up now and face the fan ...

Will hide my tail, turn, and run ...

It's time to do what must be done ...



Be a puss when the shit comes ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Go ahead and tell everybody what I'm saying y'all...

I'm the douche ...

Go ahead and tell everybody what I'm saying y'all

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Personally, I think it's great that we let retards use the Internet.

LaZoris

Love the little kid who flips him off at :55

Gladstone

lmao

PurpleBaze

What time is the game? Is it gonna be on HD?

H_D

PurpleBaze said:

What time is the game? Is it gonna be on HD?

Free pub!!11

H_D

Tequilla said:

Re-written for Colin Kaepernick ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

I believe every lie that I've ever told ...

Paid for every whore that I ever fooled ...

I didn't pay my dues and did fold ...

Well It ain't that hard when you got no soul ...

Somewhere I heard that life was a test ...

I've been against the best but I'm still the least ...

God made my mold different from the rest ...

Then he broke the mold because he knows I'm the weak (this is my world ... in my mind) ...

Stand up now and face the fan ...

Will hide my tail, turn, and run ...

It's time to do what must be done ...

Be a puss when the shit comes ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

I got none of the answers to your questions ...

I'll be the teacher of the lesson ...

I'll be the preacher of the confession ...

I'll be the quick relief to all your hoping (this is my world) ...

It's a thin line between love and hate ...

Am I really real or am I really fake ...

I'm a soldier cowering on my feet ...

I will surrender and I will retreat (this is my world) ...

Stand up now and face the fan ...

Will hide my tail, turn, and run ...

It's time to do what must be done ...



Be a puss when the shit comes ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Go ahead and tell everybody what I'm saying y'all...

I'm the douche ...

Go ahead and tell everybody what I'm saying y'all

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Girl you can tell everybody ...

Yeah you can tell everybody ...

Go ahead and tell everybody ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am ...

I'm a douche, I'm a douche, I'm a douche ...

Worst.Haiku.Ever

Doogles

Tequilla's rendition is classic Tequilla.

PurpleBaze

TEBAR?

RoadDawg55

Mods?

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Even Tequila's song parodies are tl, dr

Tequilla

Drunk posting at its finest (worst) ... now go fuck off

PurpleBaze

Tequilla said:

Drunk posting at its finest (worst) ... now go fuck off

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