Religion of Peace strikes again.
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Fuck. Just fuck.
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If you can't see that this is simple workplace violence allah can't help you.
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Here come the fucking hashtags to show support and solidarity.
#JeSuisCharlie
#CharlieHebdo
#IamCharlie
I haven't seen #CharlieStrong yet, but it may be confused with 'Murican college football. -
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I think those PEGIDA guys just need to get some Coexist stickers for their Volkswagens. -
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yes, and other religions have no blood on their hands either. Religion is the biggest problem on this planet. None speak of peace, except for maybe Joseph Smith. He preferred the wild women.
Anyone who believes in book that speaks of the all powerful is just as delusional as a kid believing in Santa Claus, easter bunny, the tooth fairy. All of those made up people have books too.
Religion some how offers comfort in trying life moments. A coping mechanism for some, others its use for murder. -
Muslims have no sense of humor. Other major religions have learned to deal with people poking fun at their prophets and religious leaders.
Muslims take everything personally and are offended easily. They need to soften their views on a lot of things. Adapt to modern times or GTFO. -
Jay Carney... what a weasel.
It was nice to see Obama sending his T's & P's to the Frogs. -
Timmy McVeigh and the crusades man.jecornel said:yes, and other religions have no blood on their hands either. Religion is the biggest problem on this planet. None speak of peace, except for maybe Joseph Smith. He preferred the wild women.
Anyone who believes in book that speaks of the all powerful is just as delusional as a kid believing in Santa Claus, easter bunny, the tooth fairy. All of those made up people have books too.
Religion some how offers comfort in trying life moments. A coping mechanism for some, others its use for murder.
Mormons would be blowing all sorts of shit up after the Romney campaign and the jokes told about him. But they didn't
But still -
#frogstrong
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Your assault on my beliefs offends me.jecornel said:yes, and other religions have no blood on their hands either. Religion is the biggest problem on this planet. None speak of peace, except for maybe Joseph Smith. He preferred the wild women.
Anyone who believes in book that speaks of the all powerful is just as delusional as a kid believing in Santa Claus, easter bunny, the tooth fairy. All of those made up people have books too.
Religion some how offers comfort in trying life moments. A coping mechanism for some, others its use for murder.
Prepare to die.
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Time for me to break this out again I see.
French Military History in a Nutshell
Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."
Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
The Dutch War: Tied.
War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".
French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.
In closing, fuck France. -
Then they unapologetically sink a Greenpeace boat messing with their nuke tests. The Frogs are a shifty bunch.
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pretty much my thoughts exactly.RaceBannon said:
Timmy McVeigh and the crusades man.jecornel said:yes, and other religions have no blood on their hands either. Religion is the biggest problem on this planet. None speak of peace, except for maybe Joseph Smith. He preferred the wild women.
Anyone who believes in book that speaks of the all powerful is just as delusional as a kid believing in Santa Claus, easter bunny, the tooth fairy. All of those made up people have books too.
Religion some how offers comfort in trying life moments. A coping mechanism for some, others its use for murder.
Mormons would be blowing all sorts of shit up after the Romney campaign and the jokes told about him. But they didn't
But still
i'm not going to apologize or worry about what may one dumb fuck does in the name of Christianity every 20 years or what a bunch of them did a couple thousand years ago.\
what I would apologize for is being a part of any order whose membership included a significant number of people frequently doing a significant amount of shit in the relatively recent past, past and foreseeable future. that is something that needs an explanation.
it's so fucking different that I can see it, which is saying something. -
Fuck youjecornel said:yes, and other religions have no blood on their hands either. Religion is the biggest problem on this planet. None speak of peace, except for maybe Joseph Smith. He preferred the wild women.
Anyone who believes in book that speaks of the all powerful is just as delusional as a kid believing in Santa Claus, easter bunny, the tooth fairy. All of those made up people have books too.
Religion some how offers comfort in trying life moments. A coping mechanism for some, others its use for murder. -
Readers digest version: France is a pussy.Swaye said:Time for me to break this out again I see.
French Military History in a Nutshell
Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."
Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
The Dutch War: Tied.
War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".
French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.
In closing, fuck France. -
Joseph Smith preferred banging lots of women....I meant to write that in. Mormons are the religion of love and sex.RaceBannon said:
Timmy McVeigh and the crusades man.jecornel said:yes, and other religions have no blood on their hands either. Religion is the biggest problem on this planet. None speak of peace, except for maybe Joseph Smith. He preferred the wild women.
Anyone who believes in book that speaks of the all powerful is just as delusional as a kid believing in Santa Claus, easter bunny, the tooth fairy. All of those made up people have books too.
Religion some how offers comfort in trying life moments. A coping mechanism for some, others its use for murder.
Mormons would be blowing all sorts of shit up after the Romney campaign and the jokes told about him. But they didn't
But still -
Uncle Allah takes a huge lead in the 2015 death pool. Dad dammit.
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Now that's good. People are looking at me and wondering what the fuck I'm laughing about. Thanks.dnc said:
Your assault on my beliefs offends me.jecornel said:yes, and other religions have no blood on their hands either. Religion is the biggest problem on this planet. None speak of peace, except for maybe Joseph Smith. He preferred the wild women.
Anyone who believes in book that speaks of the all powerful is just as delusional as a kid believing in Santa Claus, easter bunny, the tooth fairy. All of those made up people have books too.
Religion some how offers comfort in trying life moments. A coping mechanism for some, others its use for murder.
Prepare to die. -
McVeigh was not acting in the name of any religion. He was acting against government tyranny.creepycoug said:
pretty much my thoughts exactly.RaceBannon said:
Timmy McVeigh and the crusades man.jecornel said:yes, and other religions have no blood on their hands either. Religion is the biggest problem on this planet. None speak of peace, except for maybe Joseph Smith. He preferred the wild women.
Anyone who believes in book that speaks of the all powerful is just as delusional as a kid believing in Santa Claus, easter bunny, the tooth fairy. All of those made up people have books too.
Religion some how offers comfort in trying life moments. A coping mechanism for some, others its use for murder.
Mormons would be blowing all sorts of shit up after the Romney campaign and the jokes told about him. But they didn't
But still
i'm not going to apologize or worry about what may one dumb fuck does in the name of Christianity every 20 years or what a bunch of them did a couple thousand years ago.\
what I would apologize for is being a part of any order whose membership included a significant number of people frequently doing a significant amount of shit in the relatively recent past, past and foreseeable future. that is something that needs an explanation.
it's so fucking different that I can see it, which is saying something. -
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Temps pour moi de briser ce à nouveau que je vois.Swaye said:Time for me to break this out again I see.
French Military History in a Nutshell
Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."
Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
The Dutch War: Tied.
War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".
French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.
In closing, fuck France.
Histoire militaire française en bref
Guerre des Gaules: Lost. Dans une guerre dont la fin 2000 préfigure les prochaines années de l'histoire française, la France est conquise par de toutes choses, un Italien.
Guerre de Cent Ans: - ". Les armées de la France sont victorieux seulement lorsqu'il ne est pas dirigé par un Français" La plupart du temps perdu, sauvé au dernier par un schizophrène féminin qui crée par inadvertance la première règle de français Warfare
Guerres d'Italie: Lost. France devient le premier et le seul pays jamais perdre deux guerres, lorsque les combats Italiens.
Guerres de Religion: France va 0-5-4 contre les huguenots.
La guerre de Trente Ans: la France est techniquement pas un participant, mais parvient à se envahi toute façon. Revendique un lien sur la base que, éventuellement, les autres participants ont commencé l'ignorer.
Guerre de Dévolution: Tied; Français prennent à porter des pots de fleurs rouges chapeaux.
La guerre de Hollande: Tied.
Guerre de Guerre / Guerre française et indienne de la Ligue d'Augsbourg / King William: Lost, mais revendiquée comme une cravate. Frogophiles trompés dans le monde sur l'étiquette de la période que la hauteur de la puissance militaire française.
Guerre de succession d'Espagne: Lost. La guerre a également donné les Français leur premier goût d'un Marlborough, qu'ils ont aimés depuis.
Révolution américaine: Dans un mouvement qui deviendra très familier aux futurs Américains, la France revendique une victoire même si les colons anglais ont vu beaucoup plus action. Ce est plus tard connu comme «syndrome de Gaulle", et conduit à la deuxième règle du français Warfare: «La France ne gagne que quand l'Amérique fait la plupart des combats".
Révolution française: Won, principalement en raison du fait que l'adversaire était aussi le français.
Les guerres napoléoniennes: Lost. Victoires temporaires (rappelez-vous la première règle!) En raison de la direction d'un Corse qui a fini par être pas de match pour un concepteur britannique de la chaussure.
La guerre franco-prussienne: Lost. L'Allemagne joue d'abord le rôle de bu Frat garçon laid fille à la maison de la seule France un samedi soir.
WWI: Tied et sur la façon de perdre, la France est sauvée par les États-Unis. Des milliers de femmes françaises découvrent ce que ce est non seulement pour dormir avec un gagnant, mais celui qui ne l'appelle pas «Fraulein." Malheureusement, l'utilisation généralisée de préservatifs par les forces américaines prévient toute amélioration de la lignée française.
Seconde Guerre mondiale: Lost. Conquise français libérés par les Etats-Unis et la Grande-Bretagne tout comme ils ont fini de l'apprentissage de la Horst Wessel Lied.
Guerre d'Indochine: Lost. Forces françaises plaident maladie, prennent au lit avec la grippe Dien Bien.
Rébellion algérienne: Lost. Perte marque la première défaite d'une armée occidentale par une force musulmane non-turque depuis les Croisades, et produit la première règle de musulmans Warfare - "Nous pouvons toujours battre les Français." Cette règle est identique aux premières règles de la Italiens, Russes, Allemands, Anglais, Néerlandais, espagnol, vietnamien, et Esquimaux.
Guerre contre le terrorisme: la France, gardant à l'esprit son histoire récente, se rend aux Allemands et musulmans juste pour être sûr.
En terminant, baiser France. -
être en désaccordmonroecougdad said:
Temps pour moi de briser ce à nouveau que je vois.Swaye said:Time for me to break this out again I see.
French Military History in a Nutshell
Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."
Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
The Dutch War: Tied.
War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".
French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.
In closing, fuck France.
Histoire militaire française en bref
Guerre des Gaules: Lost. Dans une guerre dont la fin 2000 préfigure les prochaines années de l'histoire française, la France est conquise par de toutes choses, un Italien.
Guerre de Cent Ans: - ". Les armées de la France sont victorieux seulement lorsqu'il ne est pas dirigé par un Français" La plupart du temps perdu, sauvé au dernier par un schizophrène féminin qui crée par inadvertance la première règle de français Warfare
Guerres d'Italie: Lost. France devient le premier et le seul pays jamais perdre deux guerres, lorsque les combats Italiens.
Guerres de Religion: France va 0-5-4 contre les huguenots.
La guerre de Trente Ans: la France est techniquement pas un participant, mais parvient à se envahi toute façon. Revendique un lien sur la base que, éventuellement, les autres participants ont commencé l'ignorer.
Guerre de Dévolution: Tied; Français prennent à porter des pots de fleurs rouges chapeaux.
La guerre de Hollande: Tied.
Guerre de Guerre / Guerre française et indienne de la Ligue d'Augsbourg / King William: Lost, mais revendiquée comme une cravate. Frogophiles trompés dans le monde sur l'étiquette de la période que la hauteur de la puissance militaire française.
Guerre de succession d'Espagne: Lost. La guerre a également donné les Français leur premier goût d'un Marlborough, qu'ils ont aimés depuis.
Révolution américaine: Dans un mouvement qui deviendra très familier aux futurs Américains, la France revendique une victoire même si les colons anglais ont vu beaucoup plus action. Ce est plus tard connu comme «syndrome de Gaulle", et conduit à la deuxième règle du français Warfare: «La France ne gagne que quand l'Amérique fait la plupart des combats".
Révolution française: Won, principalement en raison du fait que l'adversaire était aussi le français.
Les guerres napoléoniennes: Lost. Victoires temporaires (rappelez-vous la première règle!) En raison de la direction d'un Corse qui a fini par être pas de match pour un concepteur britannique de la chaussure.
La guerre franco-prussienne: Lost. L'Allemagne joue d'abord le rôle de bu Frat garçon laid fille à la maison de la seule France un samedi soir.
WWI: Tied et sur la façon de perdre, la France est sauvée par les États-Unis. Des milliers de femmes françaises découvrent ce que ce est non seulement pour dormir avec un gagnant, mais celui qui ne l'appelle pas «Fraulein." Malheureusement, l'utilisation généralisée de préservatifs par les forces américaines prévient toute amélioration de la lignée française.
Seconde Guerre mondiale: Lost. Conquise français libérés par les Etats-Unis et la Grande-Bretagne tout comme ils ont fini de l'apprentissage de la Horst Wessel Lied.
Guerre d'Indochine: Lost. Forces françaises plaident maladie, prennent au lit avec la grippe Dien Bien.
Rébellion algérienne: Lost. Perte marque la première défaite d'une armée occidentale par une force musulmane non-turque depuis les Croisades, et produit la première règle de musulmans Warfare - "Nous pouvons toujours battre les Français." Cette règle est identique aux premières règles de la Italiens, Russes, Allemands, Anglais, Néerlandais, espagnol, vietnamien, et Esquimaux.
Guerre contre le terrorisme: la France, gardant à l'esprit son histoire récente, se rend aux Allemands et musulmans juste pour être sûr.
En terminant, baiser France.
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فترة طويلة جدا لم يقرأdnc said:
être en désaccordmonroecougdad said:
Temps pour moi de briser ce à nouveau que je vois.Swaye said:Time for me to break this out again I see.
French Military History in a Nutshell
Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."
Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
The Dutch War: Tied.
War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".
French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.
In closing, fuck France.
Histoire militaire française en bref
Guerre des Gaules: Lost. Dans une guerre dont la fin 2000 préfigure les prochaines années de l'histoire française, la France est conquise par de toutes choses, un Italien.
Guerre de Cent Ans: - ". Les armées de la France sont victorieux seulement lorsqu'il ne est pas dirigé par un Français" La plupart du temps perdu, sauvé au dernier par un schizophrène féminin qui crée par inadvertance la première règle de français Warfare
Guerres d'Italie: Lost. France devient le premier et le seul pays jamais perdre deux guerres, lorsque les combats Italiens.
Guerres de Religion: France va 0-5-4 contre les huguenots.
La guerre de Trente Ans: la France est techniquement pas un participant, mais parvient à se envahi toute façon. Revendique un lien sur la base que, éventuellement, les autres participants ont commencé l'ignorer.
Guerre de Dévolution: Tied; Français prennent à porter des pots de fleurs rouges chapeaux.
La guerre de Hollande: Tied.
Guerre de Guerre / Guerre française et indienne de la Ligue d'Augsbourg / King William: Lost, mais revendiquée comme une cravate. Frogophiles trompés dans le monde sur l'étiquette de la période que la hauteur de la puissance militaire française.
Guerre de succession d'Espagne: Lost. La guerre a également donné les Français leur premier goût d'un Marlborough, qu'ils ont aimés depuis.
Révolution américaine: Dans un mouvement qui deviendra très familier aux futurs Américains, la France revendique une victoire même si les colons anglais ont vu beaucoup plus action. Ce est plus tard connu comme «syndrome de Gaulle", et conduit à la deuxième règle du français Warfare: «La France ne gagne que quand l'Amérique fait la plupart des combats".
Révolution française: Won, principalement en raison du fait que l'adversaire était aussi le français.
Les guerres napoléoniennes: Lost. Victoires temporaires (rappelez-vous la première règle!) En raison de la direction d'un Corse qui a fini par être pas de match pour un concepteur britannique de la chaussure.
La guerre franco-prussienne: Lost. L'Allemagne joue d'abord le rôle de bu Frat garçon laid fille à la maison de la seule France un samedi soir.
WWI: Tied et sur la façon de perdre, la France est sauvée par les États-Unis. Des milliers de femmes françaises découvrent ce que ce est non seulement pour dormir avec un gagnant, mais celui qui ne l'appelle pas «Fraulein." Malheureusement, l'utilisation généralisée de préservatifs par les forces américaines prévient toute amélioration de la lignée française.
Seconde Guerre mondiale: Lost. Conquise français libérés par les Etats-Unis et la Grande-Bretagne tout comme ils ont fini de l'apprentissage de la Horst Wessel Lied.
Guerre d'Indochine: Lost. Forces françaises plaident maladie, prennent au lit avec la grippe Dien Bien.
Rébellion algérienne: Lost. Perte marque la première défaite d'une armée occidentale par une force musulmane non-turque depuis les Croisades, et produit la première règle de musulmans Warfare - "Nous pouvons toujours battre les Français." Cette règle est identique aux premières règles de la Italiens, Russes, Allemands, Anglais, Néerlandais, espagnol, vietnamien, et Esquimaux.
Guerre contre le terrorisme: la France, gardant à l'esprit son histoire récente, se rend aux Allemands et musulmans juste pour être sûr.
En terminant, baiser France. -
No Arab shit please...ThomasFremont said:
فترة طويلة جدا لم يقرأdnc said:
être en désaccordmonroecougdad said:
Temps pour moi de briser ce à nouveau que je vois.Swaye said:Time for me to break this out again I see.
French Military History in a Nutshell
Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."
Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
The Dutch War: Tied.
War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".
French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.
In closing, fuck France.
Histoire militaire française en bref
Guerre des Gaules: Lost. Dans une guerre dont la fin 2000 préfigure les prochaines années de l'histoire française, la France est conquise par de toutes choses, un Italien.
Guerre de Cent Ans: - ". Les armées de la France sont victorieux seulement lorsqu'il ne est pas dirigé par un Français" La plupart du temps perdu, sauvé au dernier par un schizophrène féminin qui crée par inadvertance la première règle de français Warfare
Guerres d'Italie: Lost. France devient le premier et le seul pays jamais perdre deux guerres, lorsque les combats Italiens.
Guerres de Religion: France va 0-5-4 contre les huguenots.
La guerre de Trente Ans: la France est techniquement pas un participant, mais parvient à se envahi toute façon. Revendique un lien sur la base que, éventuellement, les autres participants ont commencé l'ignorer.
Guerre de Dévolution: Tied; Français prennent à porter des pots de fleurs rouges chapeaux.
La guerre de Hollande: Tied.
Guerre de Guerre / Guerre française et indienne de la Ligue d'Augsbourg / King William: Lost, mais revendiquée comme une cravate. Frogophiles trompés dans le monde sur l'étiquette de la période que la hauteur de la puissance militaire française.
Guerre de succession d'Espagne: Lost. La guerre a également donné les Français leur premier goût d'un Marlborough, qu'ils ont aimés depuis.
Révolution américaine: Dans un mouvement qui deviendra très familier aux futurs Américains, la France revendique une victoire même si les colons anglais ont vu beaucoup plus action. Ce est plus tard connu comme «syndrome de Gaulle", et conduit à la deuxième règle du français Warfare: «La France ne gagne que quand l'Amérique fait la plupart des combats".
Révolution française: Won, principalement en raison du fait que l'adversaire était aussi le français.
Les guerres napoléoniennes: Lost. Victoires temporaires (rappelez-vous la première règle!) En raison de la direction d'un Corse qui a fini par être pas de match pour un concepteur britannique de la chaussure.
La guerre franco-prussienne: Lost. L'Allemagne joue d'abord le rôle de bu Frat garçon laid fille à la maison de la seule France un samedi soir.
WWI: Tied et sur la façon de perdre, la France est sauvée par les États-Unis. Des milliers de femmes françaises découvrent ce que ce est non seulement pour dormir avec un gagnant, mais celui qui ne l'appelle pas «Fraulein." Malheureusement, l'utilisation généralisée de préservatifs par les forces américaines prévient toute amélioration de la lignée française.
Seconde Guerre mondiale: Lost. Conquise français libérés par les Etats-Unis et la Grande-Bretagne tout comme ils ont fini de l'apprentissage de la Horst Wessel Lied.
Guerre d'Indochine: Lost. Forces françaises plaident maladie, prennent au lit avec la grippe Dien Bien.
Rébellion algérienne: Lost. Perte marque la première défaite d'une armée occidentale par une force musulmane non-turque depuis les Croisades, et produit la première règle de musulmans Warfare - "Nous pouvons toujours battre les Français." Cette règle est identique aux premières règles de la Italiens, Russes, Allemands, Anglais, Néerlandais, espagnol, vietnamien, et Esquimaux.
Guerre contre le terrorisme: la France, gardant à l'esprit son histoire récente, se rend aux Allemands et musulmans juste pour être sûr.
En terminant, baiser France. -
PurpleBaze said:
No Arab shit please...ThomasFremont said:
فترة طويلة جدا لم يقرأdnc said:
être en désaccordmonroecougdad said:
Temps pour moi de briser ce à nouveau que je vois.Swaye said:Time for me to break this out again I see.
French Military History in a Nutshell
Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."
Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
The Dutch War: Tied.
War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".
French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.
In closing, fuck France.
Histoire militaire française en bref
Guerre des Gaules: Lost. Dans une guerre dont la fin 2000 préfigure les prochaines années de l'histoire française, la France est conquise par de toutes choses, un Italien.
Guerre de Cent Ans: - ". Les armées de la France sont victorieux seulement lorsqu'il ne est pas dirigé par un Français" La plupart du temps perdu, sauvé au dernier par un schizophrène féminin qui crée par inadvertance la première règle de français Warfare
Guerres d'Italie: Lost. France devient le premier et le seul pays jamais perdre deux guerres, lorsque les combats Italiens.
Guerres de Religion: France va 0-5-4 contre les huguenots.
La guerre de Trente Ans: la France est techniquement pas un participant, mais parvient à se envahi toute façon. Revendique un lien sur la base que, éventuellement, les autres participants ont commencé l'ignorer.
Guerre de Dévolution: Tied; Français prennent à porter des pots de fleurs rouges chapeaux.
La guerre de Hollande: Tied.
Guerre de Guerre / Guerre française et indienne de la Ligue d'Augsbourg / King William: Lost, mais revendiquée comme une cravate. Frogophiles trompés dans le monde sur l'étiquette de la période que la hauteur de la puissance militaire française.
Guerre de succession d'Espagne: Lost. La guerre a également donné les Français leur premier goût d'un Marlborough, qu'ils ont aimés depuis.
Révolution américaine: Dans un mouvement qui deviendra très familier aux futurs Américains, la France revendique une victoire même si les colons anglais ont vu beaucoup plus action. Ce est plus tard connu comme «syndrome de Gaulle", et conduit à la deuxième règle du français Warfare: «La France ne gagne que quand l'Amérique fait la plupart des combats".
Révolution française: Won, principalement en raison du fait que l'adversaire était aussi le français.
Les guerres napoléoniennes: Lost. Victoires temporaires (rappelez-vous la première règle!) En raison de la direction d'un Corse qui a fini par être pas de match pour un concepteur britannique de la chaussure.
La guerre franco-prussienne: Lost. L'Allemagne joue d'abord le rôle de bu Frat garçon laid fille à la maison de la seule France un samedi soir.
WWI: Tied et sur la façon de perdre, la France est sauvée par les États-Unis. Des milliers de femmes françaises découvrent ce que ce est non seulement pour dormir avec un gagnant, mais celui qui ne l'appelle pas «Fraulein." Malheureusement, l'utilisation généralisée de préservatifs par les forces américaines prévient toute amélioration de la lignée française.
Seconde Guerre mondiale: Lost. Conquise français libérés par les Etats-Unis et la Grande-Bretagne tout comme ils ont fini de l'apprentissage de la Horst Wessel Lied.
Guerre d'Indochine: Lost. Forces françaises plaident maladie, prennent au lit avec la grippe Dien Bien.
Rébellion algérienne: Lost. Perte marque la première défaite d'une armée occidentale par une force musulmane non-turque depuis les Croisades, et produit la première règle de musulmans Warfare - "Nous pouvons toujours battre les Français." Cette règle est identique aux premières règles de la Italiens, Russes, Allemands, Anglais, Néerlandais, espagnol, vietnamien, et Esquimaux.
Guerre contre le terrorisme: la France, gardant à l'esprit son histoire récente, se rend aux Allemands et musulmans juste pour être sûr.
En terminant, baiser France.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwJAhPlQ1GA
Never mind man. I don't want no hockin on my bread, muthafucka. -
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true.Blackie said:
McVeigh was not acting in the name of any religion. He was acting against government tyranny.creepycoug said:
pretty much my thoughts exactly.RaceBannon said:
Timmy McVeigh and the crusades man.jecornel said:yes, and other religions have no blood on their hands either. Religion is the biggest problem on this planet. None speak of peace, except for maybe Joseph Smith. He preferred the wild women.
Anyone who believes in book that speaks of the all powerful is just as delusional as a kid believing in Santa Claus, easter bunny, the tooth fairy. All of those made up people have books too.
Religion some how offers comfort in trying life moments. A coping mechanism for some, others its use for murder.
Mormons would be blowing all sorts of shit up after the Romney campaign and the jokes told about him. But they didn't
But still
i'm not going to apologize or worry about what may one dumb fuck does in the name of Christianity every 20 years or what a bunch of them did a couple thousand years ago.\
what I would apologize for is being a part of any order whose membership included a significant number of people frequently doing a significant amount of shit in the relatively recent past, past and foreseeable future. that is something that needs an explanation.
it's so fucking different that I can see it, which is saying something. -
Comedic timing at its best.Jesus_H_Christ said:
Fuck youjecornel said:yes, and other religions have no blood on their hands either. Religion is the biggest problem on this planet. None speak of peace, except for maybe Joseph Smith. He preferred the wild women.
Anyone who believes in book that speaks of the all powerful is just as delusional as a kid believing in Santa Claus, easter bunny, the tooth fairy. All of those made up people have books too.
Religion some how offers comfort in trying life moments. A coping mechanism for some, others its use for murder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sEcBzxoMB8
