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PurpleBaze
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PurpleBaze
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#JeSuisCharlie
#CharlieHebdo
#IamCharlie
I haven't seen #CharlieStrong yet, but it may be confused with 'Murican college football.
I think those PEGIDA guys just need to get some Coexist stickers for their Volkswagens.
Anyone who believes in book that speaks of the all powerful is just as delusional as a kid believing in Santa Claus, easter bunny, the tooth fairy. All of those made up people have books too.
Religion some how offers comfort in trying life moments. A coping mechanism for some, others its use for murder.
Muslims take everything personally and are offended easily. They need to soften their views on a lot of things. Adapt to modern times or GTFO.
It was nice to see Obama sending his T's & P's to the Frogs.
Mormons would be blowing all sorts of shit up after the Romney campaign and the jokes told about him. But they didn't
But still
Prepare to die.
French Military History in a Nutshell
Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."
Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.
Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.
Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
The Dutch War: Tied.
War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.
War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".
French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.
The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.
Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.
War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.
In closing, fuck France.
i'm not going to apologize or worry about what may one dumb fuck does in the name of Christianity every 20 years or what a bunch of them did a couple thousand years ago.\
what I would apologize for is being a part of any order whose membership included a significant number of people frequently doing a significant amount of shit in the relatively recent past, past and foreseeable future. that is something that needs an explanation.
it's so fucking different that I can see it, which is saying something.