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  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839

    If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.

    Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.

    It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.

    #lawyerssuck
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,285
    edited December 2014
    topdawgnc said:

    If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.

    Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.

    It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.

    #lawyerssuck
    So let me get this strate: you have a fantasy in which you are a principal at some pretend going concern and in this dream you close a $1 MM pretend deal and the VALUE of said deal is scaled down by a bunch of pretend lawyers?

    Fuck, let me repeat: you can't even [pretend] brag worth a shit you hapless mother fucker.

    Call me crazy, but in my fantasies, that which I disdain does not even appear, much less does it limit the story line.

    Fuck. In my pretend experience, pretend lawyers are seldom if ever in a position to make deal value smaller. They may delay a deal getting done by discovering shit that both sides usually wind up caring about eventually - after they're done pulling on their dicks and jizzing all over themselves over their $1 million deals. But the pretend role of a pretend lawyer in a pretend deal is rarely such that he can scale up or down the value of a deal unless is should be scaled up or down. Free market economics dip shit - this is America. Check in with Damone. He has that shit dialed the fuck in.

    It would appear that even your fantasies are shit. Face it: you came on here bragging about a deal worth just a bit more than the home values of 70% of the dead beats posting on this board. Topfuckingdog my ass. Try Stripmallsmallbusinessdog dick lips.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    topdawgnc said:

    If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.

    Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.

    It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.

    #lawyerssuck
    So let me get this strate: you have a fantasy in which you are a principal at some pretend going concern and in this dream you close a $1 MM pretend deal and the VALUE of said deal is scaled down by a bunch of pretend lawyers?

    Fuck, let me repeat: you can't even [pretend] brag worth a shit you hapless mother fucker.

    Call me crazy, but in my fantasies, that which I disdain does not even appear, much less does it limit the story line.

    Fuck. In my pretend experience, pretend lawyers are seldom if ever in a position to make deal value smaller. They may delay a deal getting done by discovering shit that both sides usually wind up caring about eventually - after they're done pulling on their dicks and jizzing all over themselves over their $1 million deals. But the pretend role of a pretend lawyer in a pretend deal is rarely such that he can scale up or down the value of a deal unless is should be scaled up or down. Free market economics dip shit - this is America. Check in with Damone. He has that shit dialed the fuck in.

    It would appear that even your fantasies are shit. Face it: you came on here bragging about a deal worth just a bit more than the home values of 70% of the dead beats posting on this board. Topfuckingdog my ass. Try Stripmallsmallbusinessdog dick lips.
    #ShotsFired
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839

    topdawgnc said:

    If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.

    Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.

    It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.

    #lawyerssuck
    So let me get this strate: you have a fantasy in which you are a principal at some pretend going concern and in this dream you close a $1 MM pretend deal and the VALUE of said deal is scaled down by a bunch of pretend lawyers?

    Fuck, let me repeat: you can't even [pretend] brag worth a shit you hapless mother fucker.

    Call me crazy, but in my fantasies, that which I disdain does not even appear, much less does it limit the story line.

    Fuck. In my pretend experience, pretend lawyers are seldom if ever in a position to make deal value smaller. They may delay a deal getting done by discovering shit that both sides usually wind up caring about eventually - after they're done pulling on their dicks and jizzing all over themselves over their $1 million deals. But the pretend role of a pretend lawyer in a pretend deal is rarely such that he can scale up or down the value of a deal unless is should be scaled up or down. Free market economics dip shit - this is America. Check in with Damone. He has that shit dialed the fuck in.

    It would appear that even your fantasies are shit. Face it: you came on here bragging about a deal worth just a bit more than the home values of 70% of the dead beats posting on this board. Topfuckingdog my ass. Try Stripmallsmallbusinessdog dick lips.
    disagree
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,561 Founders Club
    I shit million dollar deals for lunch

















    sounded better when I thought it than when I wrote it
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839

    I shit million dollar deals for lunch

















    sounded better when I thought it than when I wrote it

    I thought you shit gold.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,285

    I shit million dollar deals for lunch

















    sounded better when I thought it than when I wrote it

    I think you just want to shit million dollar deals. Nix the lunch part. That's gross.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    But does he piss purple when he shits gold? Well, does he?
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,773
    No one ever posts threads about me when I change pics. I'm sure the wounds will heal someday.