The U part 2

PurpleThrobber said:

creepycoug said:

You're right. Not as good as part 1. Fun to remember all that talent from 1999 to 2002. I mean fuck: reggie Wayne Santana moss and Andre Johnson? Same fucking team? Ok. Bubba franks to Jeremy Shockey to kwii? Alright. Edge to najeh to Portis to McGhee to frank gore? Okie dokie. Nate Webster to Dan Morgan to Jon vilma & DJ Williams? Ed reed to Sean Taylor? Antrelle rolle and big Vince wilfork anyone? Fuck you USC under Pete or any Nebraska team - 1995 included. Suck it.

But in terms of historical impact on the game and back story? I'll take my guys from the decade before in the 80s. Much more compelling.

That said: when that 2001 team was focused not a team I've seen ever would hang with them. Perfectly balanced on offense and a mean talented defense that could smother you against the run or pass. That roster must represent more pro bowls than any other ever. I'll figure that out some time.

Everything in the 80's was better. The blow was better, the big haired chicks, the trash talking, the music.

Fuck everything after the 80's.

Porn was WAAAAAY better. Big tits meant big TITS, not silicon bumpers.

Doogles said:

Also Greg Olsen is a G for making a rap song about cumming on girls tits with a bunch of black dudes. Highlight of the film, imo.

he's awkwardly sitting there trying to explain it like a rational adult. I'm like, "Greg. it's ok. you're 6'5", you played TE for the Miami Hurricanes and you could be a surfer magazine model. we get it. you got, and still get, A LOT of pussy. sing about it! we're not judging."

the shit that draws attention at Miami has always amazed me.

I remember when the Playmaker ran over the foot of a U Miami law student who was crossing the street on campus. I mean, I don't think the guy was even injured. and this made national news BACK THEN! Like, b4 the fucking internet. I was reading and hearing about this fucking story all the way up here in Seattle of Irvin driving through campus and running over someone's fucking foot!

That loss to Miami still haunts the UCLA program. I couldn't watch it tonight.

A hurricane make up game after UCLA rang up 20 consecutive wins against a shit team. Win and they are playing Tennessee in the BCS title game and McNown probably wins the Heisman. Instead they blow a late lead, and got screwed on a fumble call (pre-replay). Lost the game. No title shot. Shit the bed in the Rosebowl vs Ron Dayne a month later.

The UCLA program went into a tailspin after that game aided by two fucktarded hires and Pete Carrolls reign. They just now are emergin from that nightmare.

BallSacked said:

Fogot how sandy vag Belotti called the BCS worse than cancer after Nebraska made it in over the ducks.Can you imagine the meltdown OBK would have had if this place existed back then?

It woulda been a cool day for schadenfreude, man

Instead we got the picture of Bellotti sitting at the National Championship game kicking and screaming about how his Quooks should have had the chance to get their ass kicked by the U ...

BallSacked said:

That loss to Miami still haunts the UCLA program. I couldn't watch it tonight.

A hurricane make up game after UCLA rang up 20 consecutive wins against a shit team. Win and they are playing Tennessee in the BCS title game and McNown probably wins the Heisman. Instead they blow a late lead, and got screwed on a fumble call (pre-replay). Lost the game. No title shot. Shit the bed in the Rosebowl vs Ron Dayne a month later.

The UCLA program went into a tailspin after that game aided by two fucktarded hires and Pete Carrolls reign. They just now are emergin from that nightmare.

Yep. Don't forget though that edgerin James ran for 299 yds. Against them. You give up 3 hundy to anyone you prob don't belong in the title game.

Ucla was a little bit of a pretender. I remember not being completely shocked by the upset.