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Best Part about Turkey Day

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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,865 Founders Club
    lol at the vitriol. I'm surprised some of you are surprised out here. Completely different game with social media these days. My generation is all about rape hookup culture. It literally goes like this:

    Hey are you going back to Sac for thanksgiving?

    Yes!

    Great! Me and some of the old gang are getting together at (insert bar here), come meet up!

    Ok! Haven't seen you in forever!



    If I need to post a dialogue on how to seal the deal than you are truly lost. It's not that difficult. Complement her on passing the bar, mask your alcholosim, head back to mom's basement.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,894 Standard Supporter

    Doogles said:

    Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

    It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.

    How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.
    He gets a headstart with the cousins at the kids table.

  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Is it Friday yet?
  • LaZoris
    LaZoris Member Posts: 1,734 Standard Supporter

    Doogles said:

    Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

    It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.

    How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.
    Buckley, WA
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,865 Founders Club
    LaZoris said:

    Doogles said:

    Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

    It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.

    How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.
    Buckley, WA
    I already said where I was from, and it's not Washington.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Doogles said:

    LaZoris said:

    Doogles said:

    Coming back to your roots and fucking all the hometown chicks with zero strings attached before you fly back to your miserable life.

    It's like a 3 day marathon of old flings, the ones you never sealed the deal with back in high school, and the hot soccer mom's who took you to games that are now divorced. God bless this holiday.

    How big is your hometown? Seems like it would have to be petty small to hit them all.
    Buckley, WA
    I already said where I was from, and it's not Washington.
    Preston Idaho.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 116,168 Founders Club
    Pro tip: don't take the internet seriously.

    Did you say you are from Buckley?
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,865 Founders Club
    If this bored is anti-whoring around with past over holiday, then i'm out.