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So you think you can play pro golf
And he made the putt
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That is insane. These guys are at an entirely different level. A lot of people don’t understand how big the gap between a scratch golfer and a tour pro is. I have a buddy that’s easily the best player I’ve ever played with, and he’s languishing on mini tours. He qualified for the US Open at Brookline in 2022 and missed the cut by a wide margin. Those dudes play a different game than the rest of us.
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I play with or around scratch/nearly scratch amateurs all the time. To this day, even being 50 yards and several clubs shorter than I was just a few years ago, I feel like the only things separating me from them on the card are practice, focus, and consistency. Scratch is attainable even for this withered midget fish fucker.
Pro golf though. Um...no. when I was in my 20s and hitting short iron second shots in to par 5s I thought I could maybe be that good in time for the senior tour. What a joke. I'm the same age as a lot of senior tour guys now and I fell just a "a bit" short.
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I used to think I’d like to take a crack at the senior tour, and then I got married and had kids, and I play once or twice a year. I have 9 years until I’d be eligible, and zero chance of that happening.
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Vaginas and children...the bane of mens' dreams since the beginning of time.
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We just need to follow the science
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I’d probably break my driver if I tried that.
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TITTT, Guy
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This is now the number one reason I want to get out and play again.
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ha that’s hilarious! Throbber always delivers!
I’m ready for another major. Definitely enjoyed the Master’s more than the nba playoffs thus far.
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The most exciting thing in the NBA playoff so far was Playoff Jimmy landing on his tailbone.
That hurts like shit. Throbber broke his coccyx once. You can't cast a coccyx.
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Gadzooks
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Great fight. The drunk dude getting his ass kicked is already X legend
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The guy throwing the punches and shouting bang as he throws them is all time level awesome stuff.
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No wonder he could fight
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The shirt grab as he's raining down rights is a sure tell he's had a few dustups in the rink
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When I heard the Canadian accents, I just had a feeling…
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Member guest one of three in five weeks starts today. Foxy Knox’s dad in purple.
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Day one member guest update. pushed both nine hole matches today. I missed three 6-7 footers on the front to win holes. Made 3 birdies on the back and shot 35 and didn’t get shit out of my partner, while the guy I was giving 4 strokes to per side made two gross birdies to keep it close. Won $80 in a drunken side game after dinner and more importantly successfully drove home from Seattle to Sammamish. Tacos were pretty good, some pretty hot waitresses in the clubhouse (will have pics tomorrow). This is my most ghetto member guest course I’ve ever played in, but still a good time.
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Hot waitresses and ghetto course.
Sounds like a perfect day.
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Jefferson Park lacks the hot waitress part
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Rainier. Nice course, just basically in the hood.
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