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So you think you can play pro golf
And he made the putt
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That is insane. These guys are at an entirely different level. A lot of people don’t understand how big the gap between a scratch golfer and a tour pro is. I have a buddy that’s easily the best player I’ve ever played with, and he’s languishing on mini tours. He qualified for the US Open at Brookline in 2022 and missed the cut by a wide margin. Those dudes play a different game than the rest of us.
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I play with or around scratch/nearly scratch amateurs all the time. To this day, even being 50 yards and several clubs shorter than I was just a few years ago, I feel like the only things separating me from them on the card are practice, focus, and consistency. Scratch is attainable even for this withered midget fish fucker.
Pro golf though. Um...no. when I was in my 20s and hitting short iron second shots in to par 5s I thought I could maybe be that good in time for the senior tour. What a joke. I'm the same age as a lot of senior tour guys now and I fell just a "a bit" short.
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I used to think I’d like to take a crack at the senior tour, and then I got married and had kids, and I play once or twice a year. I have 9 years until I’d be eligible, and zero chance of that happening.
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Vaginas and children...the bane of mens' dreams since the beginning of time.
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We just need to follow the science
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I’d probably break my driver if I tried that.
