It's clear that the premise works better in a book or a weird experimental who-cares type of adaptation w David Lynch.
I'm not really into sci fi but everything about this just screams that people were so excited for a big budget adaptation that they just overlook how fucking goofy the entire thing is.
28 Years Later.
fast totally nude zombies. A kid who messes things up just like in 28 weeks later. A zombie with a mammoth dong which they show quite a bit. I am guessing this movie will make more sense as the other two movies that come out later.
I don't want to spoil the ending, but for non british people it's worth the time to go look up what all of that really meant. That combined with that intro montage as their crossing the land bridge makes it feel like this movie was made for a UK audience first and foremost, which is not something I would have said about the original.
Granted it would suck but the people they interviewed were soft as Charmin. They were fully reimbursed, travel expenses paid, $500,and a free cruise. I would have easily endured a poop cruise for that.
But I hear Carnival cruises now resemble Amistad but with more dancing and still no tipping the staff.
Added Paramount+ so that I could watch Mobland and Landman. Started with Mobland. Best intro since Succession.
I would say I'm not enjoying it as much as the Gentlemen and the magic that Guy Ritchie found with Theo James and the random hot UK chick he chose. Maybe it's for the show to exhibit some grittiness or something but Tom Hardy looks like this is his first project after a bender.
Agree. Watched an episode or so of Mobland and just stopped. Expected something along the lines of Peaky Blinders meets The Gentleman. Nothing special.
Watched the Shark Whisperer last night with the mrs on Netflix’s and this Ocean Ramsey has an amazing body and nuts. Timothy Treadmill nuts and has recently begun to swim with literally JAWS. She has 20 years experience swimming with sharks. These two photos are not AI, and “they are real Jerry.”
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It's clear that the premise works better in a book or a weird experimental who-cares type of adaptation w David Lynch.
I'm not really into sci fi but everything about this just screams that people were so excited for a big budget adaptation that they just overlook how fucking goofy the entire thing is.
WOOD!
28 Years Later
I hope that all the HBO Max executives that lit an entire mountain of money on fire for Pedro and Potato Head watch this and sob uncontrollably.
28 Years Later.
fast totally nude zombies. A kid who messes things up just like in 28 weeks later. A zombie with a mammoth dong which they show quite a bit. I am guessing this movie will make more sense as the other two movies that come out later.
Are we for or against mammoth zombie dongs?
Axing for a fren.
@huskyhooligan is being shy, but would like screen caps of said dong ASAP.
We are talking Jonah Falcon sized zombie dong. And not to give spoilers but there is a pregnant zombie as well
Speak No Evil.
James McAvoy in a horror movie where the people are ultra stopped and make super dumb decisions.
Now You See Me. A heist movie with magicians that was terrible.
Minecraft. I in no way endorse the game, but the humor is light and easy.
I don't want to spoil the ending, but for non british people it's worth the time to go look up what all of that really meant. That combined with that intro montage as their crossing the land bridge makes it feel like this movie was made for a UK audience first and foremost, which is not something I would have said about the original.
Big Brexit vibes with a dash of ‘aren’t mainlanders weird’ sentiments throughout. I will line up early for the sequel.
Trainwreck Poop Cruise on Netflix
Granted it would suck but the people they interviewed were soft as Charmin. They were fully reimbursed, travel expenses paid, $500,and a free cruise. I would have easily endured a poop cruise for that.
But I hear Carnival cruises now resemble Amistad but with more dancing and still no tipping the staff.
Blink Twice. A Zoe Kravitz directed movie. Channing Tatum and a lot of other people you know. Decent enough.
Deep Cover. Orlando Bloom, Ron Howards daughter and the assistant coach from Ted Lasso as improv comedians going undercover.
Lots of plot holes but pretty damn funny.
Working Man. Jason Statham. That's the review
I like Wrath of Man better but this one is entertaining and violent
Added Paramount+ so that I could watch Mobland and Landman. Started with Mobland. Best intro since Succession.
I would say I'm not enjoying it as much as the Gentlemen and the magic that Guy Ritchie found with Theo James and the random hot UK chick he chose. Maybe it's for the show to exhibit some grittiness or something but Tom Hardy looks like this is his first project after a bender.
MobLand doesn't get better. Mailed in gangster show
Highly recommend Landman
Agree. Watched an episode or so of Mobland and just stopped. Expected something along the lines of Peaky Blinders meets The Gentleman. Nothing special.
Watched the Shark Whisperer last night with the mrs on Netflix’s and this Ocean Ramsey has an amazing body and nuts. Timothy Treadmill nuts and has recently begun to swim with literally JAWS. She has 20 years experience swimming with sharks. These two photos are not AI, and “they are real Jerry.”