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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,903 Founders Club
    Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot

    Exactly.

  • houseofpain247houseofpain247 Member Posts: 330
    Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)

    Should have asked me. We actually say the Nicene Creed every week at our church (protestant, not catholics). And the council was called to discuss a response to Arianism.

  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,903 Founders Club
    Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot

    You're in like the 99th percentile on knowledge right off that bat.

    @dnc has probably read it in the original Koine Greek.

    Πιστεύομεν εἰς ἕνα Θεὸν Πατέρα παντοκράτορα, πάντων ὁρατῶν τε καὶ ἀοράτων ποιητήν·

    καὶ εἰς ἕνα Κύριον Ἰησοῦν Χριστόν τὸν Υἱὸν τοῦ Θεοῦ, γεννηθέντα ἐκ τοῦ Πατρὸς [μονογενῆ, τοὐτέστιν ἐκ τῆς οὐσίας τοῦ Πατρός, Θεὸν ἐκ Θεοῦ,] Φῶς ἐκ Φωτός, Θεὸν ἀληθινὸν ἐκ Θεοῦ ἀληθινοῦ, γεννηθέντα, οὐ ποιηθέντα, ὁμοούσιον τῷ Πατρί,

  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 110,651 Founders Club
    Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)

    The Lutheran church i went to as a kid read it once a year

  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,903 Founders Club
    Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot

    So my Swede ancestors were Presbyterians. How does that work?

  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 110,651 Founders Club
    Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)

    Luther was German

    I'm Swedish German British

  • houseofpain247houseofpain247 Member Posts: 330
    Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)

    no comprende the greek por favor

  • ukdawgukdawg Member Posts: 143
    Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot

    I was just in Pompeii, and you see all of the\ walls were adorned with frescos of roman myths, which are mostly ripping off greek myths. Then you go to the Vatican and you see they have walls adorned with a bunch of Christian myths.

    On the one hand, I found comfort in the timeless humanity of it. How similar people are/were even when life was much harder, and usually shorter. They had their arenas; we have our arenas. They painted pictures of people in robes doing fake shit, and modern people continue the trend. It's almost like we can't help ourselves.

    On the other hand, you start to realize that everyone's myths are basically copies of older myths, that are often lost to time but not always. Many societies have stories about virgin births. Most of the parables purported to be from JHC in the New Testament or "Christian" takes on pagan parables, which are probably older than the pagans. I know the flood and all of that from the old testament was basically stolen from the Epic of Gilgamesh so that' true for the Jews too.

    In summary, it's all a crock of shit.

  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 110,651 Founders Club
    Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)

    Alternative theory

    There is something that has caused all these similarities since the dawn of time for humans. The rock we are on is billions of years old. We've been here a couple of seconds

  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 46,557 Standard Supporter
    edited May 2
    Janet Reno

    Mrs Throbber v1.0 had a theory that REAL God sprinkled his basics across the entirety of the globe (or flat earth as the case may be).


    Then man fucked up the basics to his own agenda - and because of distance, the fuckery became more pronounced over time. And viola! Religions.

  • whlinderwhlinder Member Posts: 5,148 Standard Supporter
    Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot

    I had not heard of it so went googling and maybe it rings a bell deep in my brain as something I was previously exposed to. I haven't moved changed my views on anything since my rant back on page 2.

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