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Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot
None required.MikeDamone said:
Deep thinking1to392831weretaken said:
So was Jesus a dumbass who believed a guy lived in a whale for three days or is he a traveling monorail salesman who's smoke-bombing his way out of a valid question by scaring some neanderthals with fairy tale?dnc said:
1 The Pharisees and Sadducees and YellaSnowYaSees came to Jesus and tested him by asking him to show them a sign from heaven.RaceBannon said:
@dnc can bully you with the exact verse on those who demand a signYellowSnow said:
I just need a sign and I will repent.PurpleThrobber said:
No. That's why He's God and we're not.YellowSnow said:
As it relates the human comprehension, I like the ask the question: Does God even exist in a way that humans can perceive or understand? And if it does note, what the hell are we all arguing about?RaceBannon said:Eternity isn't just no end it's no beginning. Beyond human comprehension at this point. It's why faith is faith and science is science. Looking through the glass darkly. We all are
Our respective peabrains can only handle the spoonfed stories in the Bible.
The sequel is gonna be lit.
2 He replied, “When evening comes, you say, ‘It will be fair weather, for the sky is red,’ 3 and in the morning, ‘Today it will be stormy, for the sky is red and overcast.’ You know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but you cannot interpret the signs of the tims. 4 A wicked and adulterous generation looks for a sign, but none will be given it except the sign of Jonah.” Jesus then left them and went away.
Either Jesus was stupid or he was taking advantage of stupid people to avoid having to provide real credentials. Either option doesn't seem very Jesuslike. -
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Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)Poof
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Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot
Like Kanye's love for Jesus?dnc said:Poof
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Deist - some God of some sort is out there, somewhere
My Pops was well-known to missionaries in the area...from legend (my Mom), missionaries approached the house two different times as he was watering flowers. He hosed them down when they wouldn't LEAVE! They weren't so eager to spread the word at his house after that...dnc said:
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Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiotSo I will say this to my brothers in Christ: TYFYS during the pandemic.
Private (in person) Christian school saved Lil' Piss from academis hell during 2020- 21 (1st grade) and now he's reading at well above his grade level (3rd now). I'm a cheap fuck who hates the idea of private school - provided the public option is good to great - so we moved back to public elementary last year.
Sadly, he's forgotten most of the Sermon Seeking curriculum and appears to be on a path towards eternal damnation, unless Mrs. Snow can inject more of her spiritual deism. -
Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)
WDW Lil Piss anywayYellowSnow said:So I will say this to my brothers in Christ: TYFYS during the pandemic.
Private (in person) Christian school saved Lil' Piss from academis hell during 2020- 21 (1st grade) and now he's reading at well above his grade level (3rd now). I'm a cheap fuck who hates the idea of private school - provided the public option is good to great - so we moved back to public elementary last year.
Sadly, he's forgotten most of the Sermon Seeking curriculum and appears to be on a path towards eternal damnation, unless Mrs. Snow can inject more of her spiritual deism. -
Flying spaghetti monsterinan - God's not real you fucking idiot
Trinity Lutheran doesn’t even have football bruh.dnc said:
WDW Lil Piss anywayYellowSnow said:So I will say this to my brothers in Christ: TYFYS during the pandemic.
Private (in person) Christian school saved Lil' Piss from academis hell during 2020- 21 (1st grade) and now he's reading at well above his grade level (3rd now). I'm a cheap fuck who hates the idea of private school - provided the public option is good to great - so we moved back to public elementary last year.
Sadly, he's forgotten most of the Sermon Seeking curriculum and appears to be on a path towards eternal damnation, unless Mrs. Snow can inject more of her spiritual deism. -
Sermon Seeker - TRUE believer in REAL God (protestant division)
You'll be back when future Gov. Kotek or whatever other commie gets elected Governor down there requires your kids to get the jab to attend the "free" school. I assume you've already made peace with his future as a gas-pumping Duck grad?YellowSnow said:So I will say this to my brothers in Christ: TYFYS during the pandemic.
Private (in person) Christian school saved Lil' Piss from academis hell during 2020- 21 (1st grade) and now he's reading at well above his grade level (3rd now). I'm a cheap fuck who hates the idea of private school - provided the public option is good to great - so we moved back to public elementary last year.
Sadly, he's forgotten most of the Sermon Seeking curriculum and appears to be on a path towards eternal damnation, unless Mrs. Snow can inject more of her spiritual deism.






