A disappointing revelation from Purple Baze
Recently I had dinner with @PurpleBaze. I got to the restaurant first, and he arrived shorty thereafter.
I had told him that I made reservations under "Mike Hunt, party of two".
As Baze took a seat across from me, I asked: "Hey since you were born in Iran, tell me something… Is there a Farsi equivalent to "Mike Hunt, party of two"?
Sadly he shook his head to indicate "like we say, no".
Maybe this is what makes the English language so awesome.
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English language superiority guy...
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At least I got to talk at you for the first 10 minutes with overexuberance and obnoxious energy.
Take that, Johnson.
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Clearly his dong was there before you.
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Nice fit, Mike Hunt and a Johnson together again.
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Thanks taffy! CSB
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You are fortunate @Yousef_#1UberDriver didn't walk into the establishment with explosives taped to his body and ruin the meal.
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Yousef is too much of a pussy to ever pull off such a thing.
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Kind of a thud
