Chiefs defense and McDuffie is the only good thing about this matchup.
Eagles: Hurts is the worst quarterback to watch ever. The way he stands hunched over to take the snap and runs, goes through his reads, throws, it looks like some NBA star trying to play quarterback. It's awful, AWFUL quarterback play to watch. Saquon is awesome but then watching 4 tush pushes a game offsets that.
Chiefs: they tend to fuck around and dink and dunk, maybe throw an intermediate crossing route but mostly just get stopped somewhere midfield, and then they break out their 2-3 play rotation that is guaranteed to at least get a flag and keep them moving.
It's the worst possible matchup for people that want to watch elite football. Of course this event is not for those fans, but still.
If I watch the game, it’s just going to be for the commercials. I still haven’t decided yet. I’m watching the rest of the WM Open regardless. This matchup could not interest me any less. I used to like the Chiefs, but Kelce and TS can DIAFF, and watching the refs bail out their shitty offense is unwatchable.
Agree completely about Hurts. He’s the worst “good” QB in the history of the league. Saquon should be the MVP, but the Eagles are pretty boring besides him.
The only entertaining thing about this game will be watching Philadelphia burn after the game, which is happening win or lose. That, and I’m looking forward to Elon’s DOGE commercials. TITTT.
Philly's fans seem like Grade A pieces of shit, even by NFL fan standards, and I think the Eagles will win. So I don't want to watch that.
There's also this thing with the league now where you can't avoid all these NFL alums and their CTE induced takes on everything. It's worse than the NFL product itself which is horrible.
There's going to be something on On demand or in the theaters that's going to be better than this for sure.
ESPN News is doing “The Ocho Day” all day today. They had kickball, darts, and quad ball on earlier. I found out quad ball was formerly known as quidditch, like from Harry Potter. It’s like a gay combination of the HP game, dodgeball and lacrosse, but they literally have to run holding broomsticks between their legs. It’s absolutely retarded.
I would rather be forced into another Lego Star Wars session or dancing to YouTube Kids with a 5 year old than be subjected to what ESPN thinks is cool these days.
It was more meant to be funny than cool. In the movie Dodgeball, their tournament is aired on ESPN 8: The Ocho. This was a joke based on that. They were intentionally airing the most obscure shit possible.
Response to @haie. Fuck vanilla and their character limit
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Chiefs defense and McDuffie is the only good thing about this matchup.
Eagles: Hurts is the worst quarterback to watch ever. The way he stands hunched over to take the snap and runs, goes through his reads, throws, it looks like some NBA star trying to play quarterback. It's awful, AWFUL quarterback play to watch. Saquon is awesome but then watching 4 tush pushes a game offsets that.
Chiefs: they tend to fuck around and dink and dunk, maybe throw an intermediate crossing route but mostly just get stopped somewhere midfield, and then they break out their 2-3 play rotation that is guaranteed to at least get a flag and keep them moving.
It's the worst possible matchup for people that want to watch elite football. Of course this event is not for those fans, but still.
If I watch the game, it’s just going to be for the commercials. I still haven’t decided yet. I’m watching the rest of the WM Open regardless. This matchup could not interest me any less. I used to like the Chiefs, but Kelce and TS can DIAFF, and watching the refs bail out their shitty offense is unwatchable.
Agree completely about Hurts. He’s the worst “good” QB in the history of the league. Saquon should be the MVP, but the Eagles are pretty boring besides him.
The only entertaining thing about this game will be watching Philadelphia burn after the game, which is happening win or lose. That, and I’m looking forward to Elon’s DOGE commercials. TITTT.
Philly's fans seem like Grade A pieces of shit, even by NFL fan standards, and I think the Eagles will win. So I don't want to watch that.
There's also this thing with the league now where you can't avoid all these NFL alums and their CTE induced takes on everything. It's worse than the NFL product itself which is horrible.
There's going to be something on On demand or in the theaters that's going to be better than this for sure.
I like Trump in this one
ESPN News is doing “The Ocho Day” all day today. They had kickball, darts, and quad ball on earlier. I found out quad ball was formerly known as quidditch, like from Harry Potter. It’s like a gay combination of the HP game, dodgeball and lacrosse, but they literally have to run holding broomsticks between their legs. It’s absolutely retarded.
I would rather be forced into another Lego Star Wars session or dancing to YouTube Kids with a 5 year old than be subjected to what ESPN thinks is cool these days.
It was more meant to be funny than cool. In the movie Dodgeball, their tournament is aired on ESPN 8: The Ocho. This was a joke based on that. They were intentionally airing the most obscure shit possible.
Response to @haie. Fuck vanilla and their character limit
I didn't even watch the game
Same. Was able to get the neighbors uninvited thanks to kids having colds and a long drive home from Pullman. Praise be Allah for preschool crud.
I washed cars in the garage. Saw the result before going to bed and laughed.
I watched the first quarter on delay then checked the score to confirm that the Eagles were too much for KC. And they were so I hit delete
Cool story bro, keep them coming.