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Dear Ryan Day
Joey
Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 6,894 
We regret to inform you that your 2023 Fake Tuff Guy award has been revoked. You simply cannot ass blast the Greatest Team of All time led by a sixth year gay as shit QB with fake gay as shit records and be a Fake Tuff Guy. We will be awarding your award to Dan Lanning making him a two time defending winner. You will be serving a one year suspension. We wish you well in your future endeavors.
Sincerely, the FTG Award Task Force
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you hate to see it after he invested all that money in “just for men”
Dan Lanning turned down the Alabama job at halftime
It’s really too bad. He’s an embarrassment to the award. He’s lucky he’s not banned for life.
…only to accept the Chicago Bears offer.
Dan Lanning looked like he was about to cry
but he still does that weird smile thing when he talks and there is nothing to smile about
Any 12 year old with a PS5 could offer a bunch of someone else’s money, let AI choose plays, and average 10 wins at Oregon. They should consider saving money and just let a different randomly chosen student coach each game.
Let’s see you get the ring sting like that and hold your tears back.
Derek is now pleading with me to cite why Lanning gets the award. How about preferring that limp dick fire crotch fuckhead to fake a double knee injury? Sounds good? Doesn’t matter I AM THE COMMITTEE.
I laffed.
Lanning is an easy target and deserves relentless mockery from rivals.
However, Lanning didn't make excuses after the game, even when asked if the long layoff hurt the team. Similarly, he never complained about the inane CFP seeding despite being asked numerous times.
All to say DIAFFWSFFBA, pal.
It should still go to Franklin.
Had around 5 meltdowns toward his own local media about the most obvious shit, then whined out of the side of his mouth when talking about the upcoming B1G championship, then squirted a massive amount of eggs afterwards because the Oregon band was playing right next to his press conference.
Now he's chumming up to Saban the day after his game because he got the easiest path to the Semis.
It’s hard not to give it to him I think for me it’s the idea that I think Franklin knows he’s a massive cunt and doesn’t hide it. These other guys try to act all cool and macho then pull some hokey garbage ass shit like fake wrestling promos on the sideline or telling players to fake injuries and shit
Most coaches are cunts.
Sort of agree. Hard to make excuses after a beat down like that. -23 yards rushing is crazy.
Klatt invited to join the committee
Agree. It's essential, essentially. I can count on my 14 fingers and toes the number of relatively successful coaches in the last 140 years that weren't cunts. For UW, Coach P, and maybe Neuweasel. Maybe. Weasel was kinda cunty. Anyhow, that's about the long and short of it in the UW Anals.
Fish has some cunt in him for sure. Jersey cunt. Don't think he will qualify, even with success.
If Ricky boy would have won someone else a Rose Bowel and never stepped foot on Montlake we’d hate him
Pleading?
I suggested vacating the win rather than awarding it to Lanning