Dear Ryan Day
We regret to inform you that your 2023 Fake Tuff Guy award has been revoked. You simply cannot ass blast the Greatest Team of All time led by a sixth year gay as shit QB with fake gay as shit records and be a Fake Tuff Guy. We will be awarding your award to Dan Lanning making him a two time defending winner. You will be serving a one year suspension. We wish you well in your future endeavors.
Sincerely, the FTG Award Task Force
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you hate to see it after he invested all that money in “just for men”
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Dan Lanning turned down the Alabama job at halftime
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It’s really too bad. He’s an embarrassment to the award. He’s lucky he’s not banned for life.
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…only to accept the Chicago Bears offer.
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Dan Lanning looked like he was about to cry
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but he still does that weird smile thing when he talks and there is nothing to smile about
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Any 12 year old with a PS5 could offer a bunch of someone else’s money, let AI choose plays, and average 10 wins at Oregon. They should consider saving money and just let a different randomly chosen student coach each game.
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Let’s see you get the ring sting like that and hold your tears back.
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Derek is now pleading with me to cite why Lanning gets the award. How about preferring that limp dick fire crotch fuckhead to fake a double knee injury? Sounds good? Doesn’t matter I AM THE COMMITTEE.
