#1 doctor-recommended baby formula
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Boobie milk or GTFO
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I was expecting tits
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This is why Lil Shit only chugs the finest titty milk. He’s taking down 7oz a shot and he’s not even 3mo yet. He’s got a long torso and long arms. He’s got LT written all over him. Look for him in the 2042 recruiting class.
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Mom's that feed their kids formula are evil and should go to jail!
Oh wait - I was a formula baby. Some of you lil fellas should have had more corn syrup!!
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How tall is mom?
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She’s 5’10” and was an all-CIF soccer player. She has an uncle that’s 6’7” and some other tall people on her dad’s side. I’m 6’2” and my dad is 6’4”. I have no idea if lil shit will be an athlete, but my 7 year old stepson is a fuckin stud, and his older sister is a good athlete for a girl, and their dad is not athletic at all. Lil shit has some huge hands and feet, and he’s thick like his brother was at that age. I really hope someday everyone on HH can hate my kid and talk about how shitty he is 😂😂
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Breeding 4 kids with a 5'10" wife! You complete me throat shit guy.
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She thinks she may not be done yet, and I want to get the snip during the masters in April. We’ll see who wins. I’m 40, she’s almost 38, so the clock is ticking.
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I said in the other thread that I am AGAINST non-essential surgery.
The exception is the snip. That makes ya healthy.
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You really should get snipped BEFORE the Masters.
Walking around Augusta with tender balls, no bueno.
And, yes, fuck Vanilla
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You're already into Mormon type breeding at 4 and have done you're part to make up for a childless cat lady bro or two @EsophagealFeces
Also, respeck for getting some heightism into the selection process. 5'10" was my minimum requirement. My bitch face ex wife was only 5'7" and this just didn't work.
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Horizontally, they are all the same height.
Not sure how that works. But it does.
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I've done it both ways, but the tall geometry is a better fit over all.
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I’m trying to do my part to fight population decline. I forget, how tall is Mrs. Snow?
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Tom Leykis would not approve
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6'2". We would have gone for 3 but I was old and Seattle is way more expensive than Idaho.
If you have 2 kids in Seattle you're doing some heavy lifting.
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Very true, but my stepkids’ dad isn’t in the picture, and I’m the only dad they’ve ever known, so I don’t have any of that bullshit to deal with.
