Jimmy Kimmel CRIES Over Trump Win, Late Night Hosts LOSE IT As Democrats Spiral Over CRUSHING Loss
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He's literally crying
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This is what passes for a man now. Only two reasons to ever cry as a man. An immediate family member dies. Your dog dies. Nothing else is acceptable unless you are a beta. And when crying it can't be that blubbery shit with snot and the works. Few tears leak out with the quivering lip is fine. Hold your shit together. Be a man. We are so lost in this country. Men act like women, and we can't even define what the fuck that is. It's embarrassing.
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remember when he pretended to have a nutsack 20 years ago on Comedy Central?
lol get it together Jimmy
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Once upon a time, Kimmel pretended to be an alpha male. Carolla wasn't and has become an intelligent functioning American male. Kimmel had bottom surgery.
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What do you expect? He’s a white man for Harris.
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A liked him better when he was mocking Karl Muh-lone and slapping chicks’ asses.
That’s the real Kimmel before he got compromised.
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What about when your national championship dreams go up in smoke?
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What about reading eulogies of one of Stalins two dads? Or when @PurpleBaze AHMD calls you retarded for not understanding an acronym? Or when @RaceBannon closes his blinds? Or when the at the 7 Eleven on aurora in the UDistrict runs out of nacho cheese? Or when you see the ellipses in your text app, then they disappear with no response, when professing your love to @chuck via text?
He texted back! Squeeeeee
I reserve the right to cry at various sports movies, and the John Wick franchise.
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Who cried when they shot Ol’ Yeller?
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That falls under dog dying clause.
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Don't @ me in this hive of scum and villainy. I haven't cried since my GF got her ass eaten and wouldn't snuggle with me (or give me a stick of gum) afterward.
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At least we are pretty sure Stretch isn't on the guest list for Rape Island.
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We're going to need a declassification Czar at this rate. Trump will give us the JFK files, the MLK files, and every other thing they've been hiding from us.
Video here. Benny Johnson says this must be why Jimmy Kimmel was crying like a fat sissy-goonybaby last night.
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To be accurate and fair, Adam Corolla has always been way, way funnier than Kimmel could ever dream of being.
Cept he ain't Jewish. That's all Kimmel's got.
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Cept he ain't Jewish. That's all Kimmel's got.
Kimmel was raised Catholic and I assume he’s now agnostic, if not outright atheist.. He did date Jewish Princess Sarah Silverman for years, though. -
