Early one day when the sun did shine,
I was walkin' down the street I was feelin' so fine,
I saw two men with a bottle between 'em,
This was the song I heard them singin',
Lord preserve us and protect us,
We been drinkin' whiskey 'fore breakfast.
Stopped at the steps where they were sippin',
Could not believe how drunk they were gettin',
I said "Old man, you been drinkin' long?"
"Well just long enough to be singin' this song."
Lord preserve us and protect us,
We been drinkin' whiskey 'fore breakfast.
Handed me the bottle and I had a little sip,
Could not believe how good it felt,
Had a little more and before too long,
There was three of us sittin' there singin' this song.
Lord preserve us and protect us,
We been drinkin' whiskey 'fore breakfast.
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That’s fabulous
Whiskey Before Breakfast
Early one day when the sun did shine,
I was walkin' down the street I was feelin' so fine,
I saw two men with a bottle between 'em,
This was the song I heard them singin',
Lord preserve us and protect us,
We been drinkin' whiskey 'fore breakfast.
Stopped at the steps where they were sippin',
Could not believe how drunk they were gettin',
I said "Old man, you been drinkin' long?"
"Well just long enough to be singin' this song."
Lord preserve us and protect us,
We been drinkin' whiskey 'fore breakfast.
Handed me the bottle and I had a little sip,
Could not believe how good it felt,
Had a little more and before too long,
There was three of us sittin' there singin' this song.
Lord preserve us and protect us,
We been drinkin' whiskey 'fore breakfast.
I totally spaced on Beepers as the song of the day…
@PurpleBaze ditch the pager ASAP!!
TITTT
The Rolling Stones - “Bitch”
An all tim favorite line…
“When you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog”…
Lady Gaga - “Bad Romance”
I hear it’s the official strip club song of Iowa, the Portland of the Midwest.
https://youtu.be/QdaG6pDOz5A?si=isO612g4paS_t_8d
Been drinking too much New Glarus Spotted Cow, so don’t know why video ain’t posting.
Did you know you can only buy that in Wisconsin?
That’s surprising since New Glarus is close to the Illinois border.
Spotted Cow is awesome. That stuff slams easily like Yuengling.
Iron Maiden - “Alexander the Great”
an old good cover of an old song