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Lil Shit has arrived!
EsophagealFeces
Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,955 
Due date was 10/6, but like his old man, he came early. He’s a top 50 OL prospect in the class of 2042, and I’m already getting offer letters from schools delivered to the hospital. I told em all to fuck off, cuz he’s all Dwag!
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There's a NYBE joke in there somewhere, but I'm not gonna make it.
I’m mocking real posts guys made like that on Dawgman back in the day. I shouldn’t have to explain that, but here we are. I actually did have a kid today, so way to fag out in my poast about it.
clean it up
here to talk DAWGS
pics?
FFS you're the one who made the premature joke. I was riffing. Congrats, big shit.
congrats!! Please ensure he plays center, can hold a bag, and has fluid hips. TIAFYS
Congrats!
Make sure to follow the Marv Marinovich parenting plan.
He’s on a strict diet and workout regiment already.
Mommy boobs are the best.
What's a Mommy?
Not really, cause they’re off limits and reserved for being the dairy farm.
Thank you, sir, for your demographic service to the nation !
I only met my quota but you’ve doubled it.
Congratulations to you and Mrs. Feces on the arrival of the little nugget.
You have now outdone the original Mr. Hankey.
Be sure to let your wife know that I named your child. Can’t wait for the bumper class in 2042!
I believe @FireCohen named my child, but he (not my kid) ded now.
Congrats on the lil turd.
Mine is class of 2039 and Sark already offered
how do you know it’s yours? @dirtysouwfdawg claims a ginger as his.
had a DNA test done, he’s mine.
Feces you worthless parent!