Maximum Carnage Week Game Thread

No, really. The Biggest Ern is immune too, somehow. We need to be studied. And yes, we are organ donors. If you kill us, you would be doing a great service for medical science.

I'd say you could do it at the Michigan game with the old man who spent 45 years going to games, 35 with season tix, who last went to a game the opening day of the new Husky Stadium, Sark whooping Chris Petersen's ass. I would love to drag this Dawg inside, but this stubborn, scared of his immobility, pussy motherfucker won't let me.

You could kill us both for science right then and there, but I don't see it happening. Gonna have to be separate.

Fuck you, Dad! This happens every year! Fuck!

We sure got the flu licked tho, I tell you hwat.

Say what you will, but Hallie Jackson is the sexiest person in news and it ain't close. Quite possibly the sexiest person on the planet in general.

We all have different tastes. That's what makes the human condition so special.

Let's see your peak.

Nah, this one is a chick for sure.

In before Elon impregnates me more.

@Fire_Marshall_Bill

This is dumb because i'm not judging your 10/10 yet.

Who's your 10/10? Put your mouth where your dick is, bub. Let's hear it.

That's an 8.5 and Hallie is a 9-9.5. I have a thing for dark brown/black hair so I'm a little biased. It's genetic. You should have seen my grandpa every time he saw Elvira or Xena: Warrior Princess. That man could not be tamed.

I was hoping for more news babe pics and discussion. Shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. Boring Tug as always.

Kimberly G. 7.5-8/10 turned into a 1/10 via her own choices

Kamala bumped up to 7/10, considering her age and spirit. I'd definitely hit it. Sexiest president in my life easy.

I wish you could comprehend how much cow I consume daily, but I don't think anybody can. It's not you.