We did it. I’m cured. We’ve finally vanquished the #1 world global threat to freedom. The Oregon Ducks. Everyone hates them now. Out of our lives forever. I have finally kicked it… This time it’s for real.
That was a fun season. I feel alive again for the first time in 30 years. No Ducks anywhere. I am no longer triggered by the Nike swoosh or the hamburgers at Moda Center. Full road to recovery with a job interview tomorrow.
Oregon releases episode 1 of “That Team Out West.”
I had a great time walking around Moda with my Forever Champions t-shirt a couple days after that game. You got it wrong about which fans were triggered there.
The Forever Trophy parade is heading back up to Portland for a couple weeks before the season starts. More duck tears will be consumed.
No, your shit was completely wrong. That's what I'm saying.
I haven't watch any of Oregon's videos. Just tweets that are being forced onto my timeline and some specials that the B1G Network put out with the other 3 schools.
Did you know that LaMichael James owns a Killer Burger in Eugene? Seems like a great college town. Also, they're bringing back modern version of the uniforms they wore during "The Catch".
In other news UW doesn't have to bring back any modern versions of the uniform they wore during "The Slip", "The Kick", and "Dillon Johnson just stomped on their little duck throats to rip the Forever Trophy away".
Holy shit! We just won the biggest game in Pac-12 history! Beat Oregon twice in two months! and the second time the media incels, the Oregon fan losers, and the Vegas lines incels hyped up Oregon so bad it coudn't have felt any better. Oh, and at least blocked the Heisman from Nix and gave Penix a real shot. Oh, and we're undefeated and going to the CFP against a team we beat 11 months ago and not 2016 Alabama with Browning at QB.
What a fucking season. Sucks to lose to a Michigan team I think they could play with the way they did and blows to lose DeBoer but I kind of expected that going into 2023 and they got realistically the best option they could get. Next year doesn't look great but LIPO.
Spring portal recruiting was a nightmare, but high school recruiting is a realistic improvement. Holy shit everything that drew me to college football is minimizing and the horrible shit is maximizing and the media is a firestorm. But whatever, let's play this season.
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I had a great time walking around Moda with my Forever Champions t-shirt a couple days after that game. You got it wrong about which fans were triggered there.
The Forever Trophy parade is heading back up to Portland for a couple weeks before the season starts. More duck tears will be consumed.
Yes I’ve outlined the timeline quite clearly above.
Are you trying to argue with me or are you agreeing with me?
You just left out the ending. Tying off for TTOW episode drops.
No, your shit was completely wrong. That's what I'm saying.
I haven't watch any of Oregon's videos. Just tweets that are being forced onto my timeline and some specials that the B1G Network put out with the other 3 schools.
Did you know that LaMichael James owns a Killer Burger in Eugene? Seems like a great college town. Also, they're bringing back modern version of the uniforms they wore during "The Catch".
In other news UW doesn't have to bring back any modern versions of the uniform they wore during "The Slip", "The Kick", and "Dillon Johnson just stomped on their little duck throats to rip the Forever Trophy away".
What does this even mean?
Yes yes, I know, you just need 30 dollars for the bus to your job interview tomorrow. I know the routine.
At least my personal timeline in this time.
The snickering balding ponytail boomer at a Portland coffeeshop schtick isn't very entertaining.
If this is what you're going to be here this season then maybe we should go get that old Hepner blue hair duck to come back in and Build Back Better.
not reading all that.
Remember what we said about you trying to be funny?
You are not funny. You are rage bait in human form. Stay in your lane.
Why is your photo Oscar Wilde?
We?
You mean you and the other tools that have subs at all the Oregon recruiting pond scum sites but make jokes about not giving this place a cent?
Fuck off.
I think he's excited for the drag queen photo op at the airport, and anyone who doesn't like it is a bigot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypNWfOrxHZc&t=12s
Bill, nobody ever knows what the fuck you’re talking about.
Jesus Fuck. The irony.
Well I can't quote. Thanks Vanilla.
Check the big news in the Portland Business Journal…or probably COIN tv
Well I can't quote. Thanks Vanilla.
Check the big news in the Portland Business Journal…or probably COIN tv