Please deposit all hilarious usc message board posts here
Comments
-
TierbsHsotBoobs said:
You're welcome.Gladstone said:on Josh Shaw:
"He would have jumped in to save USC from drowning on that Hail Mary play."
lmfao
i am dying
-
The Pac is such a disaster. The Alabama of the conference has Sark. Graham is going to bounce any day now. Helfired has the keys to a Ferrari without insurance and already bashed a tree. Shaw is red zone fs. Riley does more with less better than anyone. And mora is trying to fool the country he has a top squad with a poor man's locker at the helm (a bi racial reference based on actual abilities).
-
Trojan half brain board?
-
THE WORST THING IS we actually negotiated for this genius. What do they do during defensive practices any way? Props to U Dub they pulled one on us big time [mad]
-
I can't post the quote as there are about 10 pages of them on the thread labeled 2nd half on thewir site. Follow the posts for an emotional roller coaster.
-
USC has become an Embarrassment!
No, I'm not talking about blowing this game and losing to BC, I am talking about what Sark has done to the USC bench.
Seriously, it was absolutely pathetic, embarrassing, and humiliating to see the fake enthusiasm, towel waving, dancing and jumping around from the walk on's on the Trojan bench. They looked like a bunch of fairy frat boys in some bad, scripted spoof or something! I'm actually shocked Haden wasn't in the middle of them jumping up and down!
What next, are we going to bring in am assistant coach to towel wave? Bring in a juggler? What?
Please somebody will some contacts or pull get the word out that Sark needs to put an end to this embarrassing crap. Real reaction from the players is one thing, but this fake bullshyte is simply pathetic!
Maybe I am overreacting, but the more they showed it over and over on TV, I sense Fox knew how ridiculous it looked as well and were probably laughing their butts off everytime they showed it!
Enough already Sark! -
It wood be wrong for someone to post this on one of their boreds
-
There is so much great material over there at the USC board, one wouldn't know where to start. I could probably spend all of today going through all the posts.
-
The best part of the hail mary was acting surprised as I watched it go down. Anyone whos paid any attention for the last 5 years knew it was coming. My heart was serial killer steady
-
Perhaps this is the wrong thread but fuck you
-
3 minutes left, 2 possession lead, with the ball, opponent has 0 timeouts, opponent fails two on-sides kick attempts & STILL comes out with the W... I was surprised. I thought it was mathematically impossible.
-
I'm surprised you were surprised. Sark is a magician in situations like this.UWerentThereMan said:3 minutes left, 2 possession lead, with the ball, opponent has 0 timeouts and fails two on-sides kick attempts & STILL comes out with the W... I was surprised. I thought it was mathematically impossible.
-
I just thought for whatever reason ASU wouldn't execute.PurpleBaze said:
I'm surprised you were surprised. Sark is a magician in situations like this.UWerentThereMan said:3 minutes left, 2 possession lead, with the ball, opponent has 0 timeouts and fails two on-sides kick attempts & STILL comes out with the W... I was surprised. I thought it was mathematically impossible.
-
Time to fire up the USC Troojan bored Derek....
Open them gates wide for our fellow Sarkisian sufferers....
Truthfully, I just want to be right for Thanksgiving and Christmas with my brother in law (USC starting fullback during the PC and Reggie Bush glory years, played 6 years in the show and thinks Sark is great because he turned John David Booty into something competent). The Troojan bored would have all the screen shots I'll ever need.... -
ASU had to let them score. That was the only way.UWerentThereMan said:3 minutes left, 2 possession lead, with the ball, opponent has 0 timeouts, opponent fails two on-sides kick attempts & STILL comes out with the W... I was surprised. I thought it was mathematically impossible.
-
There are many times when it is acceptable, even encouraged, to let someone else score, like playing basketball with your younger brother or sister. Letting your opponent score in the NCAA almost never happens. If anything, losing teams complain about their opponents running up the score during a game that had already been decided. The argument for the winners in that scenario: stop us, if you can. It’s hard to prevent another team from scoring, but almost no one ever simply allows the other team to score.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
ASU had to let them score. That was the only way.UWerentThereMan said:3 minutes left, 2 possession lead, with the ball, opponent has 0 timeouts, opponent fails two on-sides kick attempts & STILL comes out with the W... I was surprised. I thought it was mathematically impossible.
-
If Buck Allen falls down after getting the first down, USC wins.UWerentThereMan said:
There are many times when it is acceptable, even encouraged, to let someone else score, like playing basketball with your younger brother or sister. Letting your opponent score in the NCAA almost never happens. If anything, losing teams complain about their opponents running up the score during a game that had already been decided. The argument for the winners in that scenario: stop us, if you can. It’s hard to prevent another team from scoring, but almost no one ever simply allows the other team to score.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
ASU had to let them score. That was the only way.UWerentThereMan said:3 minutes left, 2 possession lead, with the ball, opponent has 0 timeouts, opponent fails two on-sides kick attempts & STILL comes out with the W... I was surprised. I thought it was mathematically impossible.
-
YRYKTierbsHsotBoobs said:
If Buck Allen falls down after getting the first down, USC wins.UWerentThereMan said:
There are many times when it is acceptable, even encouraged, to let someone else score, like playing basketball with your younger brother or sister. Letting your opponent score in the NCAA almost never happens. If anything, losing teams complain about their opponents running up the score during a game that had already been decided. The argument for the winners in that scenario: stop us, if you can. It’s hard to prevent another team from scoring, but almost no one ever simply allows the other team to score.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
ASU had to let them score. That was the only way.UWerentThereMan said:3 minutes left, 2 possession lead, with the ball, opponent has 0 timeouts, opponent fails two on-sides kick attempts & STILL comes out with the W... I was surprised. I thought it was mathematically impossible.
WJW -
TierbsHsotBoobs said:
If Buck Allen falls down after getting the first down, USC wins.UWerentThereMan said:
There are many times when it is acceptable, even encouraged, to let someone else score, like playing basketball with your younger brother or sister. Letting your opponent score in the NCAA almost never happens. If anything, losing teams complain about their opponents running up the score during a game that had already been decided. The argument for the winners in that scenario: stop us, if you can. It’s hard to prevent another team from scoring, but almost no one ever simply allows the other team to score.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
ASU had to let them score. That was the only way.UWerentThereMan said:3 minutes left, 2 possession lead, with the ball, opponent has 0 timeouts, opponent fails two on-sides kick attempts & STILL comes out with the W... I was surprised. I thought it was mathematically impossible.
-
Sensitive giners deleted my post suggesting USC go after Harbaugh next year, because he won't be back with the 49'ers.
-
"Agree, I think what's most baffling is all the amateurish mistakes Sark is making. Didn't he learn much during his tenure at UW?"
The answer is NO.
A lot of rude awakenings happening over there in Troojland. -
This guy is dialed in and already a THB. I see Dabone already contributed to the thread. I like how the first guy to reply chimes in that he doesn't think Sark is a liar.
Link -
They didn't have a 2 possession lead with the ball with 3 minutes left.UWerentThereMan said:3 minutes left, 2 possession lead, with the ball, opponent has 0 timeouts, opponent fails two on-sides kick attempts & STILL comes out with the W... I was surprised. I thought it was mathematically impossible.
They were up 9 with 7 minutes left facing a 3rd and 2 at the ASU 29 when Sark called some dumbass screen pass to Agholor that lost 6 yards.
Prior to that play they had run the ball 9 straight times for 46 yards. Every single one of which went for at least 2 yards. -
That USC bored is hilarious. How do you 'keep player names and numbers out of it'?? Players make plays. Or don't. If people want to boo Hayes Pullard for treating a Hail Mary with the game on the line like it was a lazy pop up, they should boo his ass until they physically cannot continue.
Don't be surprised to see more lackadaisical play. That rot is from the top down.
Trojan Half Brains, Sark is about to ruin your program, and the 'recroots read this bored' crowd will shield, excuse, and enable him all the way to the Las Vegas Bowl. I'd love to pretend that something could be done about it, but you guys are extra fucked. -
MisterEm said:
Time to fire up the USC Troojan bored Derek....
Open them gates wide for our fellow Sarkisian sufferers....
Truthfully, I just want to be right for Thanksgiving and Christmas with my brother in law (USC starting fullback during the PC and Reggie Bush glory years, played 6 years in the show and thinks Sark is great because he turned John David Booty into something competent). The Troojan bored would have all the screen shots I'll ever need....
Lemme guess, His brother played for UW. -
UWerentThereMan said:
There are many times when it is acceptable, even encouraged, to let someone else score, like playing basketball with your younger brother or sister. Letting your opponent score in the NCAA almost never happens. If anything, losing teams complain about their opponents running up the score during a game that had already been decided. The argument for the winners in that scenario: stop us, if you can. It’s hard to prevent another team from scoring, but almost no one ever simply allows the other team to score.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
ASU had to let them score. That was the only way.UWerentThereMan said:3 minutes left, 2 possession lead, with the ball, opponent has 0 timeouts, opponent fails two on-sides kick attempts & STILL comes out with the W... I was surprised. I thought it was mathematically impossible.
UWerentThereMan said:
There are many times when it is acceptable, even encouraged, to let someone else score, like playing basketball with your younger brother or sister. Letting your opponent score in the NCAA almost never happens. If anything, losing teams complain about their opponents running up the score during a game that had already been decided. The argument for the winners in that scenario: stop us, if you can. It’s hard to prevent another team from scoring, but almost no one ever simply allows the other team to score.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
ASU had to let them score. That was the only way.UWerentThereMan said:3 minutes left, 2 possession lead, with the ball, opponent has 0 timeouts, opponent fails two on-sides kick attempts & STILL comes out with the W... I was surprised. I thought it was mathematically impossible.
It happened in a Super Bowl in the '90's. Denver v Green Bay. Obviously it didn't work out too well for GB. -
Someone should poast this on the SC bored as real and see what their genuine reaction is.bananasnblondes said:[Everyone relax!] 5 reasons Sarkisian will right this ship
Fellow alumni, fans, and supporters of Trojan football...losses like tonight in the first year of a new coach are an extremely painful, but arguably necessary evil as he tries to establish his culture and get the boys to buy into the system. Nick Saban lost to Louisiana-Monroe in Year 1 -- would you have fired him then? Of course not.
1. Justin Wilcox -- He is the best DC in the Pac-12. Enough said on that. He turned UW from the 110th defense to 20th in just 1 year. Do you really think he suddenly forgot how to coach? He now has many years under his belt and will do everything possible to help our guys win games.
2. Offensive Line- They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line. They are young but have shown glimpses at how potentially they'll be ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Tuerk, Mama, Banner, Lobendahn, Wheeler Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
3. Sarkisian- New high-tempo offensive scheme and new attitude. Every player has spoken about the difference between Sark and Coach O. We will see a much improved offense as we progress.
4. Depth, Depth, Depth- This is the shallowest USC team in a long time. The newbies will be inexperienced but will eventually bring something we haven't had in the past seasons, experience and depth with Sark's great recruiting.
5. Time of possession- I think USC can dominate the time of possession stat as we continue to buy in to Sark's offense. The more we can shorten the game and keep our defense off the field, the better chance we have to win the conference moving forward.
I think we turn this adrift ship rather easily, say in three years tops? -
Where do you think I got it from?KoolAidMan said:
Someone should poast this on the SC bored as real and see what their genuine reaction is.bananasnblondes said:[Everyone relax!] 5 reasons Sarkisian will right this ship
Fellow alumni, fans, and supporters of Trojan football...losses like tonight in the first year of a new coach are an extremely painful, but arguably necessary evil as he tries to establish his culture and get the boys to buy into the system. Nick Saban lost to Louisiana-Monroe in Year 1 -- would you have fired him then? Of course not.
1. Justin Wilcox -- He is the best DC in the Pac-12. Enough said on that. He turned UW from the 110th defense to 20th in just 1 year. Do you really think he suddenly forgot how to coach? He now has many years under his belt and will do everything possible to help our guys win games.
2. Offensive Line- They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line. They are young but have shown glimpses at how potentially they'll be ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Tuerk, Mama, Banner, Lobendahn, Wheeler Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
3. Sarkisian- New high-tempo offensive scheme and new attitude. Every player has spoken about the difference between Sark and Coach O. We will see a much improved offense as we progress.
4. Depth, Depth, Depth- This is the shallowest USC team in a long time. The newbies will be inexperienced but will eventually bring something we haven't had in the past seasons, experience and depth with Sark's great recruiting.
5. Time of possession- I think USC can dominate the time of possession stat as we continue to buy in to Sark's offense. The more we can shorten the game and keep our defense off the field, the better chance we have to win the conference moving forward.
I think we turn this adrift ship rather easily, say in three years tops? -
This was just poasted.
USC, this program and community, march on ...
"I don't know whether Steve Sarkisian will be the next USC coach
to win a national title. He could be."
Dream on...
"But I do know that USC will get backto nation al title contention,"
It might take longer than you expect. -
http://ndnation.com/boards/showpost.php?b=cartier;pid=362186;d=all
I, as well as many other SC fans, bought into his BS and ignored everything the UW fans told us thinking that they had unrealistic expectations. We were excited before the season expecting this team to be well-coached and disciplined. Boy were we wrong. It takes a special kind of coach to lose a game like USC lost this Saturday and Sark was able to pull it off. The guy is all talk and no substance. He has absolutely no clue what to do. He's Paul Hackett with a much better personality and, at the very minimum, he's locked in until December of 2017. Enjoy!
