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Eat a dick First Half Crybabies!!!!!
10/4/2014 9:59:54 PM
By: TulsaTrojan
USC with the win! San Clemenete....will you ever learn????? Hahahaha -
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is what 7-6 looks like.topdawgnc said: -
Sark's Play Calling On 3rd & 2 with wide receiver screen.
What was up with that call? USC should have run the ball on that play. Giving the ball to Vainuku or Allen on that down could have possibly got SC a first down or a 4th and 1 at worse. -
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[Everyone relax!] 5 reasons Sarkisian will right this ship
Fellow alumni, fans, and supporters of Trojan football...losses like tonight in the first year of a new coach are an extremely painful, but arguably necessary evil as he tries to establish his culture and get the boys to buy into the system. Nick Saban lost to Louisiana-Monroe in Year 1 -- would you have fired him then? Of course not.
1. Justin Wilcox -- He is the best DC in the Pac-12. Enough said on that. He turned UW from the 110th defense to 20th in just 1 year. Do you really think he suddenly forgot how to coach? He now has many years under his belt and will do everything possible to help our guys win games.
2. Offensive Line- They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line. They are young but have shown glimpses at how potentially they'll be ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Tuerk, Mama, Banner, Lobendahn, Wheeler Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
3. Sarkisian- New high-tempo offensive scheme and new attitude. Every player has spoken about the difference between Sark and Coach O. We will see a much improved offense as we progress.
4. Depth, Depth, Depth- This is the shallowest USC team in a long time. The newbies will be inexperienced but will eventually bring something we haven't had in the past seasons, experience and depth with Sark's great recruiting.
5. Time of possession- I think USC can dominate the time of possession stat as we continue to buy in to Sark's offense. The more we can shorten the game and keep our defense off the field, the better chance we have to win the conference moving forward.
I think we turn this adrift ship rather easily, say in three years tops? -
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Remember when we were SERIOUS about football
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Remember when we were SERIOUS about football
We used to fire coaches for embarrassing losses to ASU.
I miss USC dammit.
This program is dead and buried forever under the manboobs of its head coach. -
"We just lost a game where we had a 2 score lead, the ball and under 3 minutes to go"
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Actually... This is what 7-6 looks like
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All you need to know is that we have a coach who told a bunch of walk on's to create fake enthusiasm by jumping around and dancing like a bunch of fairy frat boys on the Trojan sideline. That person will never lead USC to greatness, we are mediocre until the next coaching change, simple as that.
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Just came here to poast this. Get that guy an invite.Gladstone said:All you need to know is that we have a coach who told a bunch of walk on's to create fake enthusiasm by jumping around and dancing like a bunch of fairy frat boys on the Trojan sideline. That person will never lead USC to greatness, we are mediocre until the next coaching change, simple as that.
^^^ this guy would fit in here
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This needs to be enshrined on a plaque and hung at the Hardcore Husky officeGladstone said:All you need to know is that we have a coach who told a bunch of walk on's to create fake enthusiasm by jumping around and dancing like a bunch of fairy frat boys on the Trojan sideline. That person will never lead USC to greatness, we are mediocre until the next coaching change, simple as that.
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He needs an invite.Gladstone said:All you need to know is that we have a coach who told a bunch of walk on's to create fake enthusiasm by jumping around and dancing like a bunch of fairy frat boys on the Trojan sideline. That person will never lead USC to greatness, we are mediocre until the next coaching change, simple as that.
^^^ this guy would fit in here
At the very least remind him Sark actually used time to show video on how to act ... -
bananasnblondes said:
This needs to be enshrined on a plaque and hung at the Hardcore HuskyGladstone said:All you need to know is that we have a coach who told a bunch of walk on's to create fake enthusiasm by jumping around and dancing like a bunch of fairy frat boys on the Trojan sideline. That person will never lead USC to greatness, we are mediocre until the next coaching change, simple as that.
^^^ this guy would fit in hereofficebasement -
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LOL at reasoning that Oregeron's fat > Sark's fatAZDuck said: -
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The dawgman fucktrons are flocking over to the U$C bored in droves now to provide solace.
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Or those are HH trolls just trying to make Sark fans look bad.H_D said:The dawgman fucktrons are flocking over to the U$C bored in droves now to provide solace.
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If this place ever needed a Mission Statement........Gladstone said:All you need to know is that we have a coach who told a bunch of walk on's to create fake enthusiasm by jumping around and dancing like a bunch of fairy frat boys on the Trojan sideline. That person will never lead USC to greatness, we are mediocre until the next coaching change, simple as that.
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Four tabs open and none of them are Redtube or YouPorn? What exactly do you do with yourself on a Saturday night?
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Awesomed for "fucktrons".H_D said:The dawgman fucktrons are flocking over to the U$C bored in droves now to provide solace.
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WhiskeyDawg sighting. WB.
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on Josh Shaw:
"He would have jumped in to save USC from drowning on that Hail Mary play."
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You're welcome.Gladstone said:on Josh Shaw:
"He would have jumped in to save USC from drowning on that Hail Mary play."
lmfao
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That should be on a T Shirt.Gladstone said:on Josh Shaw:
"He would have jumped in to save USC from drowning on that Hail Mary play."
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Schadenfreudebiak1 said:WhiskeyDawg sighting. WB.