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TierbsHsotBoobs

The dawgman fucktrons are flocking over to the U$C bored in droves now to provide solace.

Or those are HH trolls just trying to make Sark fans look bad.

WhiskeyDawg

All you need to know is that we have a coach who told a bunch of walk on's to create fake enthusiasm by jumping around and dancing like a bunch of fairy frat boys on the Trojan sideline. That person will never lead USC to greatness, we are mediocre until the next coaching change, simple as that.

^^^ this guy would fit in here

If this place ever needed a Mission Statement........

WhiskeyDawg

Four tabs open and none of them are Redtube or YouPorn? What exactly do you do with yourself on a Saturday night?

PurpleBaze

The dawgman fucktrons are flocking over to the U$C bored in droves now to provide solace.

Awesomed for "fucktrons".

biak1

WhiskeyDawg sighting. WB.

Gladstone

on Josh Shaw:

"He would have jumped in to save USC from drowning on that Hail Mary play."

lmfao

i am dying

TierbsHsotBoobs

on Josh Shaw:

"He would have jumped in to save USC from drowning on that Hail Mary play."

lmfao

i am dying

You're welcome.

H_D

on Josh Shaw:

"He would have jumped in to save USC from drowning on that Hail Mary play."

lmfao

i am dying

That should be on a T Shirt.

TierbsHsotBoobs

on Josh Shaw:

"He would have jumped in to save USC from drowning on that Hail Mary play."

lmfao

i am dying
That should be on a T Shirt.

As long as I get $20 in royalties I'm fine with this.

WhiskeyDawg

WhiskeyDawg sighting. WB.

Schadenfreude

H_D

on Josh Shaw:

"He would have jumped in to save USC from drowning on that Hail Mary play."

lmfao

i am dying
You're welcome.

Doogles

The Pac is such a disaster. The Alabama of the conference has Sark. Graham is going to bounce any day now. Helfired has the keys to a Ferrari without insurance and already bashed a tree. Shaw is red zone fs. Riley does more with less better than anyone. And mora is trying to fool the country he has a top squad with a poor man's locker at the helm (a bi racial reference based on actual abilities).

greenblood

Trojan half brain board?

Gladstone

THE WORST THING IS we actually negotiated for this genius. What do they do during defensive practices any way? Props to U Dub they pulled one on us big time [mad]

Vegasdawg

I can't post the quote as there are about 10 pages of them on the thread labeled 2nd half on thewir site. Follow the posts for an emotional roller coaster.

Gladstone

USC has become an Embarrassment!
No, I'm not talking about blowing this game and losing to BC, I am talking about what Sark has done to the USC bench.

Seriously, it was absolutely pathetic, embarrassing, and humiliating to see the fake enthusiasm, towel waving, dancing and jumping around from the walk on's on the Trojan bench. They looked like a bunch of fairy frat boys in some bad, scripted spoof or something! I'm actually shocked Haden wasn't in the middle of them jumping up and down!

What next, are we going to bring in am assistant coach to towel wave? Bring in a juggler? What?

Please somebody will some contacts or pull get the word out that Sark needs to put an end to this embarrassing crap. Real reaction from the players is one thing, but this fake bullshyte is simply pathetic!

Maybe I am overreacting, but the more they showed it over and over on TV, I sense Fox knew how ridiculous it looked as well and were probably laughing their butts off everytime they showed it!

Enough already Sark!

UWerentThereMan

It wood be wrong for someone to post this on one of their boreds

PurpleBaze

There is so much great material over there at the USC board, one wouldn't know where to start. I could probably spend all of today going through all the posts.

phineas

The best part of the hail mary was acting surprised as I watched it go down. Anyone whos paid any attention for the last 5 years knew it was coming. My heart was serial killer steady

phineas

Perhaps this is the wrong thread but fuck you