OFFICIAL Alabama-Ole Miss Game Thread

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Why do southerners dress up for college football games?

Is it some insecurity thing?

"Look at me Yankee. I wear nice clothes and have an education. Please don't confuse me with the inbreds. Thank yaallll."

they have a strange obsession with tucked in polos down there. I always "lol" at what people are wearing when I watch SEC games.

lots of goofy looking dudes with hot women, though.


those southern belle's need some tuff liberal loggers in their lives

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

dnc said:

Are you ready?
Hell yea!
Damn right!
Hotty Toddy, gosh almighty,
Who the hell are we?
HEY!
Flim Flam, Bim Bam, OLE MISS BY DAMN!

....

the fuck

I suppose you prefer this one?

Hey Ole Miss
Hey Ole Miss
Hey Ole Miss
We just beat the hell outta you
Rammer Jammer
Yellow Hammer
Give 'Em Hell, Alabama!

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Why do southerners dress up for college football games?

Is it some insecurity thing?

"Look at me Yankee. I wear nice clothes and have an education. Please don't confuse me with the inbreds. Thank yaallll."

Mock dressing up for the games all you want, but if you really believe it has anything to do with what people in the north might think you are fucking clueless.

Personally I'm against tucked in polo frat douche, but I support southern hotties in sun dresses.

Also, tailgating in teh Grove is fucking awesome, and there is no better gameday experience anywhere than at Ole Miss. Other than a parking nightmare, the campus couldn't have been built any better for football Saturdays.

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

It's going to be great to stop giving a fuck about Mississippi again 24 hours from now.

#MyRebels

dnc said:

Also, tailgating in teh Grove is fucking awesome, and there is no better gameday experience anywhere than at Ole Miss. Other than a parking nightmare, the campus couldn't have been built any better for football Saturdays.

One of these years, I'm going to get there for the experience. I don't even care about going to the game. I just want to tailgate down there and see what it's all about.

dnc said:

RoadDawg55 said:

dnc said:

Also, tailgating in teh Grove is fucking awesome, and there is no better gameday experience anywhere than at Ole Miss. Other than a parking nightmare, the campus couldn't have been built any better for football Saturdays.

One of these years, I'm going to get there for the experience. I don't even care about going to the game. I just want to tailgate down there and see what it's all about.

Most years they don't care about going to the game either. Huge Freeze has got them believing it's worth it to make it into the stadium these days though.

They like the sizzle then. They might lose 4 of their next 5. Alabama, @A&M, Tennessee, @LSU, Auburn.

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

What the fuck has Ole Miss done this year to be ranked as high as they are?

I picked them to beat Bama, because at this point I'm hoping for an epic clusterfuck which leads to a 16 team playoff, but I don't know shit about them

They had the number one recruiting class one year (I'm sure there wasn't any funny business -extreme amounts of sarcasm). It was either 2012 or 2013. Besides that, I know as much as you. They're SEC, so they automatically get bumped.

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

What the fuck has Ole Miss done this year to be ranked as high as they are?

I picked them to beat Bama, because at this point I'm hoping for an epic clusterfuck which leads to a 16 team playoff, but I don't know shit about them

They haven't really done anything. Had a lot of hype coming into the year, then pounded Boise and Vandy to start the year before easily handling a couple of scrimmages. I guess you could say they played Memphis better than UCLA did, but that's not very significant.

In a vacuum I'd put them closer to #15, but, much like when everyone went off about UCLA #8, who is below them who deserves to be ranked higher? Outside of Richetty Rod, I don't see anyone. Ole Miss's schedule hasn't been TUFF by any stretch, but they've pounded everybody they've played and their defense looks to be for real. More importantly, CFB is a fucking dreckfest.

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

dnc said:

RoadDawg55 said:

dnc said:

RoadDawg55 said:

dnc said:

Also, tailgating in teh Grove is fucking awesome, and there is no better gameday experience anywhere than at Ole Miss. Other than a parking nightmare, the campus couldn't have been built any better for football Saturdays.

One of these years, I'm going to get there for the experience. I don't even care about going to the game. I just want to tailgate down there and see what it's all about.

Most years they don't care about going to the game either. Huge Freeze has got them believing it's worth it to make it into the stadium these days though.

They like the sizzle then. They might lose 4 of their next 5. Alabama, @A&M, Tennessee, @LSU, Auburn.

No kidding. I think they find a way to win one of those SEC West games as well as UT, but that's a tough stretch for sure. If I had to pick one I'd say Ole Miss beats Auburn.

So far Freeze has done a good job making Ole Miss respectable (they were 1-15 in the SEC the two years before he came in). But he hasn't accomplished a damn thing yet outside of some offseason NC contention. If he doesn't get to a winning record in the SEC this year I'm not sure when he ever will. Drawing Tennessee and at Vandy is the easiest possible combo from the east. He should beat Arkansas and Mississippi State (who is more overrated than Ole Miss) to get to .500, so it's going to come down to these next four games against the west. Can he pull one out? If so, that's legitimate progress for Ole Miss, assuming he doesn't drop one he shouldn't. If he can pull two out they should look like a real contender going forward, as they're still pretty young.

You obviously know your southern foosball better than I, but how the fuck is Miss State more ovverrated than Ole Miss?

They went into death valley and beat the fuck out of LSU (before almost coouging it, granted)

Yep, State has the signature win, but I like Ole Miss better for two reasons: Defense and coaching. State gave up 430+ yards passing to UAB. LSU typically can't throw the ball well because Les Miles sucks at coaching the passing game, but that secondary will bite them against TAMU and Ole Miss and probably even Bama.

More importantly, State is coached by Dan Mullen, who sucks ass. We don't know if Freeze is any good, but we already know Mullen is turrible. He's like 2-35 against ranked teams (okay exaggerating a bit, but his record is really bad).

Ole Miss finishes ahead of State in the polls, the standings, and beats State this year. Honestly I wouldn't be shocked if State finishes behind Arky in the West, though they probably beat Bielema head to head since Arkansas can't pass. But still sixth in the division is the best I see them finishing. State's win over LSU might be Stanford's win over USC in Harbaugh's first year.

#SECSuperiorityGuy

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Why do southerners dress up for college football games?

Is it some insecurity thing?

"Look at me Yankee. I wear nice clothes and have an education. Please don't confuse me with the inbreds. Thank yaallll."

they have a strange obsession with tucked in polos down there. I always "lol" at what people are wearing when I watch SEC games.

lots of goofy looking dudes with hot women, though.


those southern belle's need some tuff liberal loggers in their lives

The whole 'untucked polo' was created to let fat guys think they look less fat.

Seriously.