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So I'm at a bar and I hate my school
haie
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in Tug Tavern
40ish, decent looking chick looks at me after taking my order and says, "Oh, I noticed you have a lot of UW stuff on, my daughter just graduated from there.."
Me: "Yeah, your daughter is pretty awesome, did she make the trip down to Houston?"
Her: "Houston?"
Me: "Yeah. For the national championship game."
Her: "For football?"
Me: "Yeah we were just in the national championship for football. When I graduated we were 5-7 pieces of shit so that must have been cool to actually be able to do all this if she could afford it"
Her: "No, she wasn't interested in any of it and she now lives with us."
Me: "......"
Me: "........"
Me: "......."
Me: "I'll get this 4 pack to go and another for here and close out thanks."
Comments
You badgered a bartender over her early twenties daughter not spending thousands of dollars to go to a football game(that you lost) and you’re bragging about this incredibly awkward interaction here?
Whether or not this exchange ever actually happened(let’s be honest with your track record it’s at 50/50 at best)….JFC you are a loser😂
Just when you thought you were out he dragged you back in again
This "that didn't really happen" schtick of yours is really fucking gay and not even witty in the slightest. Just so you know.
You should also look up the term "badgered". I don't think it means what you think it does. I'm pretty sure the bartender didn't have to bring up anything to me but my bill.
I’m not trying to be witty in the slightest. You have a history of lying about pointless shit in order to try and impress strangers on the internet and this little tale of yours lines up closely with that m.o. When you lie about things, people tend to not believe these kinds of stories.
If this exchange did happen, it honestly makes you look pretty bad(talking down to a bartender for her newly graduated daughter not spending thousands of dollars to attend a football game when they are obviously living paycheck to paycheck) so I’m not sure what point you think you’re trying to make here. I’m sure she went home after a 10hr shift on her feet and appreciated being sneered at by the tech king of Washougal, WA.
All shit talking aside, it’s a bad look.
40ish cuogar tarbender? With college aged kid?
Trust me when I say this...
She's a maneater!
https://youtu.be/yRYFKcMa_Ek?si=4EsXHGr3vfTe86ZE
She obviously didn't have a 401k to borrow from.
Surprised @Barebacker hasn't shamed her.
But if she's hot, she needn't worry.
What an odd thing to post. I feel as if I’m missing something here but regardless, I hope OP tipped well after bragging about his trip to an event this woman and her daughter most likely can’t afford even if either of them cared about it. I’m getting ‘tism vibes here.
“Your daughter didn’t fly to Houston to watch the national championship game?”
”No she doesn’t care about football and lives at home with me.”
”Well in that case just go get me my beer”
Aren’t I cool, guys??!! 🍺 🍺 🍺
"You have a history of lying"
Jesus Christ. No. Shut up dipshit.
"You talked down to a bartender" Um. No. I didn't. People don't want their time wasted, and I wasn't impolite in my tone at all.
Like everything else, the point flew over your head entirely and now we have to read some more gay 1970's Pittsburgh Pirates drivel. Fuck off failure.
Downvote for not nailing the mom in the alley.
And by "Alley" you mean what, exactly?
Always bringing the heater.
Get back to selling Mexican timeshares Snatch!
You’re upset that this thread didn’t go as you hoped and you’re now angry and lashing out. I get it. Don’t worry, because your little lap dog/alias will be along shortly to make it all better….
Right on time.
Mexican timeshares? I thought it was vacuum cleaners. Hadn’t realized we were so diverse in our P&S offerings.
Alias? LMAO
Am I FTJ too? The late Puppy?
I was pretty drunk when I made the thread and wasn't expecting much of a response or anyone to care.
The whole point of it was that when I was a student I didn't even get to go to a bowl game, so yeah there's a bit of resentment there with the Gen Z alums. Also this person didn't really give off the vibe of some struggling single mom. Probably a dual income family which I must be one of the only fucking people in this area that doesn't need my wife to work.
When I was 10, it surprised me that there were Ohio State students who spent any energy protesting the Vietnam War because, after all, they had a Rose Bowl team to occupy their attention.
True story.
But I was 10.
When I was 10, it surprised me that there were Ohio State students who spent any energy protesting the Vietnam War because, after all, they had a Rose Bowl team to occupy their attention.
True story.
But I was 10.
You still act 10
Young at heart.