Latest Pete Carroll rumor seems completely ridiculous

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• phineas Member Posts: 4,732

  January 13

  NookTunnelSyndrome said:

  Hiring Pete the cheat? Just kicking the can down the road, awful.

  cheating wins natties. fuck down the road

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• LoneStarDawg Member Posts: 13,339

  January 13

  Cheating is legal now… let Pete really explore the space.
  
  The sport isn’t going to clean itself up… go full bore and show them what’s wrong with it.
  
  We experienced the last years of college football, it’s been in transition and is now officially semi pro.

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• PineapplePirate Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,562

  January 13 edited January 13

  LoneStarDawg said:

  Cheating is legal now… let Pete really explore the space.
  
  The sport isn’t going to clean itself up… go full bore and show them what’s wrong with it.
  
  We experienced the last years of college football, it’s been in transition and is now officially semi pro.

  Honestly, I would just bring some NFL free agents in who identify has college students. When the NCAA doesn’t except it, sue the shit out of them.
  
  Edit: it’s 2024 and it would identify as a hate crime.

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• DoogmanRefund Member Posts: 863

  January 13

  Is there such a thing as cheating anymore? You have unlimited free agency without a salary cap. You can put spies on opposing sidelines. You can steal signs. It seems like every school can get guys enrolled who don’t know how to read. I want a robust sports medicine program that requires every player to take whatever Jose Canseco took to supposedly make him run a 3.9 and hit 600 foot dingers.

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• Mooser42 Member Posts: 763

  January 13

  Pete would be an attractive portal option for players. Roster could get interesting after the next window

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• BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,451

  January 13

  Carroll would re-stock the shelves overnight. 3 years of him and praying to real God that he is able to get a successor in place early would not be the worst idea (as long as they aren't a USC guy). Might even be crazy enough to work.

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• RTD Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 831

  January 13

  
  
  From pipe bombs to pipe dreams.

  BleachedAnusDawg said:

  Carroll would re-stock the shelves overnight. 3 years of him and praying to real God that he is able to get a successor in place early would not be the worst idea (as long as they aren't a USC guy). Might even be crazy enough to work.

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• GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165

  January 13

  Pete would be an absolute legend here. Literally the most likeable and beloved coach in all of football.
  
  Of course he's not fucking coming here you damp cum rags.

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• Kingdome_Urinals Member Posts: 2,749

  January 13

  Mooser42 said:

  Pete would be an attractive portal option for players. Roster could get interesting after the next window

  Big tree, big publicity, NFL development, etc.
  
  His fame is 10 times any other coach in the B1G.
  
  Would open up boosters wallets like an atm at a strip club.

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• BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,451

  January 13

  RTD said:

  
  
  From pipe bombs to pipe dreams.
  
  

  BleachedAnusDawg said:

  Carroll would re-stock the shelves overnight. 3 years of him and praying to real God that he is able to get a successor in place early would not be the worst idea (as long as they aren't a USC guy). Might even be crazy enough to work.

  If you can't handle the ups and downs of this board I don't know what to tell you.

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• WoolleyDoog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,488

  January 13

  I'd love it. He's not coming. With the 10-year thing do you have to be a head coach or can you just be an analyst for like USC or UC Davis or something for one year and do it?

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• Canadawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,648

  January 13

  PC is by far the least crazy of the crazy ideas. It's the way more likely version of "get urban".

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• AtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,081

  January 13

  Canadawg said:

  PC is by far the least crazy of the crazy ideas. It's the way more likely version of "get urban".

  Make Saban say no.

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• CrispyEaterson Member Posts: 559

  January 13

  AtomicDawg said:

  Canadawg said:

  PC is by far the least crazy of the crazy ideas. It's the way more likely version of "get urban".

  Make Saban say no.

  Get the full Alabama team to portal and we are good to go. Win the championship next year and turn the story into a Disney movie.

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• Joey Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 6,667

  January 13

  Jesus Christ after reading the thread I’m now getting sold on Pete Fucking Carroll

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• EsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,041

  January 13

  JoeEDangerously said:

  Jesus Christ after reading the thread I’m now getting sold on Pete Fucking Carroll

  I thought everyone throwing that out there was retarded, but there have been some good points made in this thread.

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,873

  January 13

  EsophagealFeces said:

  JoeEDangerously said:

  Jesus Christ after reading the thread I’m now getting sold on Pete Fucking Carroll

  I thought everyone throwing that out there was retarded, but there have been some good points made in this thread.

  Good points have been made and we haven't even gotten that poster @CuntWaffle 's take on the situation.

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• LoneStarDawg Member Posts: 13,339

  January 13

  @CuntWaffle is always the voice of reason

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• Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,980

  January 13

  BleachedAnusDawg said:

  Carroll would re-stock the shelves overnight. 3 years of him and praying to real God that he is able to get a successor in place early would not be the worst idea (as long as they aren't a USC guy). Might even be crazy enough to work.

  The more and more I read this thread, and may the gods have mercy on me, the more I’m on board with hiring Carroll.
  
  And the fact that I like it is a guarantee it WON’T happen.

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• CrispyEaterson Member Posts: 559

  January 13

  Just hire someone with the first name of Pete and let’s get this thing back on the tracks.

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