Latest Pete Carroll rumor seems completely ridiculous

phineas

NookTunnelSyndrome said:

Hiring Pete the cheat? Just kicking the can down the road, awful.

cheating wins natties. fuck down the road

LoneStarDawg

Cheating is legal now… let Pete really explore the space.

The sport isn’t going to clean itself up… go full bore and show them what’s wrong with it.

We experienced the last years of college football, it’s been in transition and is now officially semi pro.

PineapplePirate

LoneStarDawg said:

Cheating is legal now… let Pete really explore the space.

The sport isn’t going to clean itself up… go full bore and show them what’s wrong with it.

We experienced the last years of college football, it’s been in transition and is now officially semi pro.

Honestly, I would just bring some NFL free agents in who identify has college students. When the NCAA doesn’t except it, sue the shit out of them.

Edit: it’s 2024 and it would identify as a hate crime.

DoogmanRefund

Is there such a thing as cheating anymore? You have unlimited free agency without a salary cap. You can put spies on opposing sidelines. You can steal signs. It seems like every school can get guys enrolled who don’t know how to read. I want a robust sports medicine program that requires every player to take whatever Jose Canseco took to supposedly make him run a 3.9 and hit 600 foot dingers.

Mooser42

Pete would be an attractive portal option for players. Roster could get interesting after the next window

BleachedAnusDawg

Carroll would re-stock the shelves overnight. 3 years of him and praying to real God that he is able to get a successor in place early would not be the worst idea (as long as they aren't a USC guy). Might even be crazy enough to work.

RTD

From pipe bombs to pipe dreams.

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Carroll would re-stock the shelves overnight. 3 years of him and praying to real God that he is able to get a successor in place early would not be the worst idea (as long as they aren't a USC guy). Might even be crazy enough to work.

GreenRiverGatorz

Pete would be an absolute legend here. Literally the most likeable and beloved coach in all of football.

Of course he's not fucking coming here you damp cum rags.

Kingdome_Urinals

Mooser42 said:

Pete would be an attractive portal option for players. Roster could get interesting after the next window

Big tree, big publicity, NFL development, etc.

His fame is 10 times any other coach in the B1G.

Would open up boosters wallets like an atm at a strip club.

BleachedAnusDawg

RTD said:

From pipe bombs to pipe dreams.

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Carroll would re-stock the shelves overnight. 3 years of him and praying to real God that he is able to get a successor in place early would not be the worst idea (as long as they aren't a USC guy). Might even be crazy enough to work.

If you can't handle the ups and downs of this board I don't know what to tell you.

WoolleyDoog

I'd love it. He's not coming. With the 10-year thing do you have to be a head coach or can you just be an analyst for like USC or UC Davis or something for one year and do it?

Canadawg

PC is by far the least crazy of the crazy ideas. It's the way more likely version of "get urban".

AtomicDawg

Canadawg said:

PC is by far the least crazy of the crazy ideas. It's the way more likely version of "get urban".

Make Saban say no.

CrispyEaterson

AtomicDawg said:

Canadawg said:

PC is by far the least crazy of the crazy ideas. It's the way more likely version of "get urban".

Make Saban say no.

Get the full Alabama team to portal and we are good to go. Win the championship next year and turn the story into a Disney movie.

JoeEDangerously

Jesus Christ after reading the thread I’m now getting sold on Pete Fucking Carroll

EsophagealFeces

JoeEDangerously said:

Jesus Christ after reading the thread I’m now getting sold on Pete Fucking Carroll

I thought everyone throwing that out there was retarded, but there have been some good points made in this thread.

PurpleBaze

EsophagealFeces said:

JoeEDangerously said:

Jesus Christ after reading the thread I’m now getting sold on Pete Fucking Carroll

I thought everyone throwing that out there was retarded, but there have been some good points made in this thread.

Good points have been made and we haven't even gotten that poster @CuntWaffle 's take on the situation.

LoneStarDawg

@CuntWaffle is always the voice of reason

Doog_de_Jour

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Carroll would re-stock the shelves overnight. 3 years of him and praying to real God that he is able to get a successor in place early would not be the worst idea (as long as they aren't a USC guy). Might even be crazy enough to work.

The more and more I read this thread, and may the gods have mercy on me, the more I’m on board with hiring Carroll.

And the fact that I like it is a guarantee it WON’T happen.

CrispyEaterson

Just hire someone with the first name of Pete and let’s get this thing back on the tracks.