Grand Slam Hire

creepycoug said:

dnc said:

BangaRang said:

Seriously
Who posts on a board of a team who just buried your program into oblivion? All giddy like a schoolgirl to give thanks and congratulations- Wow

Just a chance for him to look like an insider. That’s all he cares about in life.

This. The guy is one of the worst posers I've encountered, and I've encountered plenty overly confident (but insecure inside) goombah finance bros and lawyers in my days.

And the best part is that in his desperate attempts to appear connected he actually screams "no one will talk to me!"

I can vividly picture him at the Houston airport Chic-Fil-A, after he receives his spicy chicken sandwich, looking around the seating area for someone to sit near. He sits down at a table adjacent to somebody, maybe a blonde. He gets settled, starts eating, notices the blonde is eating the same spicy chicken sandwich. He furtively glances at the blonde until eye-contact is acquired. He then smiles, turns towards the poor woman and goes "Killer sandwich, huh?" while pointing at his own sandwich and then hers. Then she gets up and leaves to go sit at another table.