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Dear God
Fenderbender123
Member Posts: 2,989
Hi, it's me. Fenderbender. Fenderbender123, actually...because Fenderbender 1 through 122 were taken. I'm sure you already knew that, though.
I haven't prayed to you in a while. Not since I bet $40 on the roulette table and begged you to make the marble land on red. Thank you for that, by the way. I used that extra $40 to buy all my friends some Taco Bell on the way home from the casino. Have you ever tried their Crunchwrap Supreme? I'd give it a solid 7.8/10. You'd love it. Won't drain your bank account, either.
Look...I don't ask a lot from you. So hopefully you can help me out...not just me, but millions (if not billions) of Washington Husky fans throughout the world. You see, our head coach is a prime candidate for other coaching positions. It isn't just the vacant positions in college football, but the NFL as well. "The NFL? Really?" you might ask. Just trust me on this one, God. It's not that he'd be anyone's first choice, but there are 8 head coaching positions that have opened up in the NFL. That factors into the equation. It means there will be even more college football vacancies. Trust me. I know math. Even more than @RoadDawg55.
So if you could please, PLEASE, use your God powers to force DeBoer to stay at Washington, I promise I'll go to church at least twice in the next 6 months. That's a huge improvement over not going at all my entire life. If I don't go, you can banish me to hell for all eternity.
Thank you for taking the time to read this post.
Yours Truly,
Fenderbender123
I haven't prayed to you in a while. Not since I bet $40 on the roulette table and begged you to make the marble land on red. Thank you for that, by the way. I used that extra $40 to buy all my friends some Taco Bell on the way home from the casino. Have you ever tried their Crunchwrap Supreme? I'd give it a solid 7.8/10. You'd love it. Won't drain your bank account, either.
Look...I don't ask a lot from you. So hopefully you can help me out...not just me, but millions (if not billions) of Washington Husky fans throughout the world. You see, our head coach is a prime candidate for other coaching positions. It isn't just the vacant positions in college football, but the NFL as well. "The NFL? Really?" you might ask. Just trust me on this one, God. It's not that he'd be anyone's first choice, but there are 8 head coaching positions that have opened up in the NFL. That factors into the equation. It means there will be even more college football vacancies. Trust me. I know math. Even more than @RoadDawg55.
So if you could please, PLEASE, use your God powers to force DeBoer to stay at Washington, I promise I'll go to church at least twice in the next 6 months. That's a huge improvement over not going at all my entire life. If I don't go, you can banish me to hell for all eternity.
Thank you for taking the time to read this post.
Yours Truly,
Fenderbender123
Comments
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If God reads these boreds we're all going to hell.
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I propose we start a GoFundMe to help get this ball rollin'. The Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supremes were way better and need to be returned to the menu.
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HH is no place for sermon seekers.
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lol at being a Husky fan and believing in a benevolent god
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As it turned out God is a Michigan man
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Job believed in God too
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Job 42:10LoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
After Job had prayed for his companions, Jehovah removed Job’s tribulation and restored his prosperity. Jehovah gave him double what he had before. 11 All his brothers and sisters and all his former friends came to him and ate a meal with him in his house. They sympathized with him and comforted him over all the calamity that Jehovah had allowed to come upon him. Each of them gave him a piece of money and a gold ring. 12 So Jehovah blessed the last part of Job’s life more than the beginning, and Job came to have 14,000 sheep, 6,000 camels, 1,000 pairs of cattle, and 1,000 female donkeys. 13 He also came to have seven more sons and three more daughters. 14 He named the first daughter Je·miʹmah, the second Ke·ziʹah, and the third Kerʹen-hapʹpuch. 15 No women in all the land were as beautiful as Job’s daughters, and their father gave them an inheritance along with their brothers. 16 After this Job lived for 140 years, and he saw his children and his grandchildren—four generations. 17 Finally Job died, after a long and satisfying life. -
LoneStarDawg said:
Job believed in God too
https://youtu.be/PTJpLBXGBkM?si=ga-Okh9y4nRkDmT_
Wait…oh, wrong Job
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This dumbass book of the bible made me realize religion is fucking retarded at the ripe age of 12 or soLoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
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Wdym?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This dumbass book of the bible made me realize religion is fucking retarded at the ripe age of 12 or soLoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
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God tortures some idiot who believes in him, kills his family, all because Satan made a fucking bet with himCanadawg said:
Wdym?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This dumbass book of the bible made me realize religion is fucking retarded at the ripe age of 12 or soLoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
Take it to the tug, I know, but ho lee fuck is that shit stupid as fucking shit
At the end of the story, Job gets a new family like it was all worth it
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*MeechiganRaceBannon said:As it turned out God is a Michigan man
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Good. Don't let a good story get in the way of the facts. That ain't tug-worthy.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This dumbass book of the bible made me realize religion is fucking retarded at the ripe age of 12 or soLoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
Take it to the tug, I know, but ho lee fuck is that shit stupid as fucking shit -
MeatchickenJoeEDangerously said:
*MeechiganRaceBannon said:As it turned out God is a Michigan man
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I was prepared to renounce my atheism in the event of a Natty.RaceBannon said:As it turned out God is a Michigan man
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God didn't do any torturing. Satan did. Family part is definitely harsh. Bibles all about life after life though so youd imagine that was on the table for themPostGameOrangeSlices said:
God tortures some idiot who believes in him, kills his family, all because Satan made a fucking bet with himCanadawg said:
Wdym?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This dumbass book of the bible made me realize religion is fucking retarded at the ripe age of 12 or soLoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
Take it to the tug, I know, but ho lee fuck is that shit stupid as fucking shit
At the end of the story, Job gets a new family like it was all worth it
Retarded stories for retards -
God gave Satan the tumbs up to try and test Job's faith by torturing him. Very nice of REAL god. By the way, isn't GOD also omniscient and all knowing, so the whole exercise was unnecessary except for sadism?Canadawg said:
God didn't do any torturing. Satan did. Family part is definitely harsh. Bibles all about life after life though so youd imagine that was on the table for themPostGameOrangeSlices said:
God tortures some idiot who believes in him, kills his family, all because Satan made a fucking bet with himCanadawg said:
Wdym?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This dumbass book of the bible made me realize religion is fucking retarded at the ripe age of 12 or soLoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
Take it to the tug, I know, but ho lee fuck is that shit stupid as fucking shit
At the end of the story, Job gets a new family like it was all worth it
Retarded stories for retards
makes sense? religion sense
shit does not hold up to scrutiny but some like the nostalgia aspect. -
If you believe your personal comfort matters… I’ve got a football team for you to follow
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I look forward to the Venn diagram of people who chinned this post and people who have expressed negative feelings toward Brock Huard.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This dumbass book of the bible made me realize religion is fucking retarded at the ripe age of 12 or soLoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
Take it to the tug, I know, but ho lee fuck is that shit stupid as fucking shit -
Or the people that chinned it and cry for everything to get taken to the tugDoogmanRefund said:
I look forward to the Venn diagram of people who chinned this post and people who have expressed negative feelings toward Brock Huard.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This dumbass book of the bible made me realize religion is fucking retarded at the ripe age of 12 or soLoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
Take it to the tug, I know, but ho lee fuck is that shit stupid as fucking shit
And vote for a dementia addled retard
He he he
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Sorry pastor Race, I do not hate the bible as much as that poast makes it seem. there is some inspiring stuff in thereRaceBannon said:
Or the people that chinned it and cry for everything to get taken to the tugDoogmanRefund said:
I look forward to the Venn diagram of people who chinned this post and people who have expressed negative feelings toward Brock Huard.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This dumbass book of the bible made me realize religion is fucking retarded at the ripe age of 12 or soLoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
Take it to the tug, I know, but ho lee fuck is that shit stupid as fucking shit
And vote for a dementia addled retard
He he he
TITTT
the book of job aint one of em -
Lots of seats available of the Yella atheism bus when DeBoer leaves my sermon seeker bros.
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RaceBannon said:
Or the people that chinned it and cry for everything to get taken to the tugDoogmanRefund said:
I look forward to the Venn diagram of people who chinned this post and people who have expressed negative feelings toward Brock Huard.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This dumbass book of the bible made me realize religion is fucking retarded at the ripe age of 12 or soLoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
Take it to the tug, I know, but ho lee fuck is that shit stupid as fucking shit
And vote for a dementia addled retard
He he he
TITTT
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I hate the Bible. I'm a QUR'AN MAN.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Sorry pastor Race, I do not hate the bible as much as that poast makes it seem. there is some inspiring stuff in thereRaceBannon said:
Or the people that chinned it and cry for everything to get taken to the tugDoogmanRefund said:
I look forward to the Venn diagram of people who chinned this post and people who have expressed negative feelings toward Brock Huard.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This dumbass book of the bible made me realize religion is fucking retarded at the ripe age of 12 or soLoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
Take it to the tug, I know, but ho lee fuck is that shit stupid as fucking shit
And vote for a dementia addled retard
He he he
TITTT
the book of job aint one of em -
RaceBannon said:
Or the people that chinned it and cry for everything to get taken to the tugDoogmanRefund said:
I look forward to the Venn diagram of people who chinned this post and people who have expressed negative feelings toward Brock Huard.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This dumbass book of the bible made me realize religion is fucking retarded at the ripe age of 12 or soLoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
Take it to the tug, I know, but ho lee fuck is that shit stupid as fucking shit
And vote for a dementia addled retard
He he he
TITTT
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Satan: Hes only faithful cause you're nice to himPostGameOrangeSlices said:
God gave Satan the tumbs up to try and test Job's faith by torturing him. Very nice of REAL god. By the way, isn't GOD also omniscient and all knowing, so the whole exercise was unnecessary except for sadism?Canadawg said:
God didn't do any torturing. Satan did. Family part is definitely harsh. Bibles all about life after life though so youd imagine that was on the table for themPostGameOrangeSlices said:
God tortures some idiot who believes in him, kills his family, all because Satan made a fucking bet with himCanadawg said:
Wdym?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This dumbass book of the bible made me realize religion is fucking retarded at the ripe age of 12 or soLoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
Take it to the tug, I know, but ho lee fuck is that shit stupid as fucking shit
At the end of the story, Job gets a new family like it was all worth it
Retarded stories for retards
makes sense? religion sense
shit does not hold up to scrutiny but some like the nostalgia aspect.
God: Not true just trust me
Satan: Let me prove it
God: No
Creatures of spirit and physical nature everywhere: Sus -
Why is no one name Job?LoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
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Well, this just ruined my day.WoolleyDoog said:
Why is no one name Job?LoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
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This is the football board dumbass. I don't give a shit what you thinkPostGameOrangeSlices said:
Sorry pastor Race, I do not hate the bible as much as that poast makes it seem. there is some inspiring stuff in thereRaceBannon said:
Or the people that chinned it and cry for everything to get taken to the tugDoogmanRefund said:
I look forward to the Venn diagram of people who chinned this post and people who have expressed negative feelings toward Brock Huard.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
This dumbass book of the bible made me realize religion is fucking retarded at the ripe age of 12 or soLoneStarDawg said:Job believed in God too
Take it to the tug, I know, but ho lee fuck is that shit stupid as fucking shit
And vote for a dementia addled retard
He he he
TITTT
the book of job aint one of em -
I have some bad news guys. And I will say it to your face.
