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Michigan fans interaction thread
EsophagealFeces
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The ones we’ve come across so far have either been too cool to talk to us at all, or have been pretty cool. The ones we’ve talked to aren’t sure what’s going to happen, and acknowledge that Penix is scary as fuck and their defense hasn’t really been tested. We haven’t come across any shit talkers yet, but all 4 of us are Parker Brailsford’s size or bigger. Most of the Michigan fans I’ve seen are little dweebs.
The ones we’ve come across so far have either been too cool to talk to us at all, or have been pretty cool. The ones we’ve talked to aren’t sure what’s going to happen, and acknowledge that Penix is scary as fuck and their defense hasn’t really been tested. We haven’t come across any shit talkers yet, but all 4 of us are Parker Brailsford’s size or bigger. Most of the Michigan fans I’ve seen are little dweebs.
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Most I have seen have cowered away…. The only one was at Bucee’s where he spread his hands across his chest showing the ‘Michigan’ and said ‘Look at that’. Pretty sure he was clinically retarded.
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Strong BCG and McKinsey vibes from them. They look like they pride themselves on having no fun.
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I think they have problems when a team isn’t Ohio State and how to interact. Fuckin Ricky Bobby with his hands.LoneStarDawg said:Strong BCG and McKinsey vibes from them. They look like they pride themselves on having no fun.
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4 275lb+ dudes?
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Feces & friends average a weight of 275 lbs across the line.PostGameOrangeSlices said:4 275lb+ dudes?
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2024 O-line recruiting off to a good startPostGameOrangeSlices said:4 275lb+ dudes?
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Only Michigans I talked to wanted to talk about the Alabama fan’s missing weiner in the fish tank at the Bass Pro Shop store.
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5 years of Hardcore Husky under their belt? Will do anything to win the gaymePurpleBaze said:
Feces & friends average a weight of 275 lbs across the line.PostGameOrangeSlices said:4 275lb+ dudes?
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Most have been great except the 2 piss ants that cut in front of us @ the rail for the UW band and started chanting the Michigan fight song. The fellas behind me who were well greased kindly asked both dads to ask nicely for a photo opportunity before cutting in front of their kids.
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Christ!ntxduck said:
They should have used the correct lyrics.
Hail to the masturbators, hail to the fornicators,
Hail! Hail to Michigan, shit hole of the west. -
That was truly embarrassing.
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Too much lead in the water.
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You should see us packed into a rented Chevy Malibu. Speed, speed, speed is not on the tablePurpleBaze said:
Feces & friends average a weight of 275 lbs across the line.PostGameOrangeSlices said:4 275lb+ dudes?
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My only interaction with them ever was when I was on vacation at a resort, it was the day before the NCAA basketball finals between them and Villanova, and they got really butthurt when my brother in law told them how much he was betting on Villanova and that it was going to be the easiest money he'd make on a championship game all year.
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Cascade FrontPostGameOrangeSlices said:4 275lb+ dudes?
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Yeah but they should see you guys on the downhill.EsophagealFeces said:
You should see us packed into a rented Chevy Malibu. Speed, speed, speed is not on the tablePurpleBaze said:
Feces & friends average a weight of 275 lbs across the line.PostGameOrangeSlices said:4 275lb+ dudes?
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Gee club homos
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Talked to a nice guy at DFW. Awe shucks tall geeky type. Rest have been dirty looks from rough looking angry midwesterners.
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You don't want to cut them off, you just don't.CallMeBigErn said:
Yeah but they should see you guys on the downhill.EsophagealFeces said:
You should see us packed into a rented Chevy Malibu. Speed, speed, speed is not on the tablePurpleBaze said:
Feces & friends average a weight of 275 lbs across the line.PostGameOrangeSlices said:4 275lb+ dudes?
that's a lot of dudes
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They push people's shit inPurpleBaze said:
Feces & friends average a weight of 275 lbs across the line.PostGameOrangeSlices said:4 275lb+ dudes?
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Peenix this, Peenix that, Peenix was, Peenix is, etc., etc., etc....The way these Husky Mutts and the media are bragging up this dude, you'd think he's the second helping of Tom Brady, Joe Montana, and Terry Bradshaw all rolled into one. Lots and lots of praise for a Scatback/WR/RB with decent accuracy , that's for damn sure. In the pac-pu$$y 12, Peenix is some "superstar", predicted to be NFL caliber. He's got PREMIUM WR's, often covering up his mistakes, decent RB's, the second best offensive line in the country, and an inventory of wet-paper bag defenses to face every week. I keep hearing this "Peenix should have won the Heisman Trophy" crap every day, every channel, and every sports radio & tv broadcast on the planet. Are you kidding me here? I strongly believe pac-pu$$y 12 QB's should have NEVER, EVER been eligible to win the HT...the defenses are just so bad, I'm serious. To make matters worse, our no good, butterfly net carrying, nerd-****, POS Big Ten Commissioner, Tony PeeTitty, is bringing these defensive misfits into our Conference...and he's a f****** idiot for doing it, too!
Keep in mind, the pac-pu$$y 12 is the same conference that made dudes like Ryan Leaf, all U$C QBs ever, Marcus Mariota, Akili Smith, etc., look like "superstar" talent, too. Doesn't mean they were, though. Even scrubs look good against pac-pu$$y 12 defenses, am I wrong here? The way the media is dikkriding the pac-pu$$y 12, you'd think Michigan is facing some team from the NFC West Division. People are talking like these flea-infested Husky Mutts are the best team in NCAA history. No question they're good, but damn, this hype is getting out of control, especially about Peenix.
The thing is, Peenix had 4 solid years at Indiana, surrounded by serviceable WR's, and mostly decent talent behind him...yet against Championship style defenses in the Big 10 every week, he was average, at best. It's not his fault about the beast of a B10 schedule, though, and he made a wise decision getting out of the BRUTAL week-by-week wars in the B10. Too many hits, too much violence, and too much pressure.
Look at what I'm talking about...
INDIANA
2018 219 passing yards
2019 1394 passing yards
2020 1645 passing yards
2021 939 passing yards
WASHINGTON
2022 4641 passing yards
2023 4648 passing yards
See my point? Big Ten defenses are where scrubs like Peenix go to die. If Leaf, all U$C qb's ever, Mariota, Smith, or 99% of all pac-****** 12 QB's in history were in the B10, most of their numbers would be cut in half, I'm serious. We got back-up QB's in the B10 that could have portaled to the pac-pu$$y 12 and been labeled immediate "superstars", I'm serious. Playing QB is EASY when you face wet-paper-bag defenses every damn week...if Peenix was still at Indiana, he wouldn't even have made 3rd team All-Big 10 this year! Put Peenix up on a pedestal all you want, claim he's some "great" QB, whatever...but Monday night, he's gonna be having Big Ten flashbacks all night long, trust me! I hope we hit Peenix so hard, Mark Brunell feels the pain!
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The Michigan fan I sat next to on the plane was generally well informed about college football and honestly other than thinking that their victories over PSU, OSU, and Bama were vindicating had a good head on his shoulders. His memory of details of seasons 30 years past was probably better than mine.
At dinner a table of Wolverines sent my table a bottle of wine, so overall I'd say so far their fans have been great by me. -
Best friend since kindergarten is Michigan guy through and through.
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My other father figure, the one my mother found many years after the baby divorce, was a sports journalist, sports photographer, Bay City native, Chippewa, and Michigan sports fanatic. Mostly Tigers, but always repped everything Michigan, didn't matter if it was Sparty or Wolverine. Still does. He's lived in Washington longer than he ever did in Michigan now though and he considers himself split. Anyway, my childhood had many memories of going to Mariner games and watching this dickhead give Tuba Man money to play Hail to the Victors. And Tuba Man would go "Ohhhhhh, Haaaaail tooo theee VICtorrrrs!?" You know how he talked. And then he would slowly and achingly blow it out it on his tuba for all Mariner fans to hear. Ah, gawd it was classic.UW_Doog_Bot said:Best friend since kindergarten is Michigan guy through and through.
We've both been waiting for this rematch for 30 years.
RIP Tuba Man, but not this year, bub.
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I talked to a Michigan State grad at PDX and he was excited to tell me how much he hates Michigan. He also had his 2 year old boy dressed in a pink tutu.
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Kacynzski didn't say much either. Well, not verbally, anyhow. Don't trust anyone.BleachedAnusDawg said:I talked to a Michigan State grad at PDX and he was excited to tell me how much he hates Michigan. He also had his 2 year old boy dressed in a pink tutu.
Only saw one Michigan fan on my second leg and he didn't say anything.
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Michigan fans encountering ole feces and frensPurpleBaze said:
Feces & friends average a weight of 275 lbs across the line.PostGameOrangeSlices said:4 275lb+ dudes?
that's a lot of dudes
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They've got an attitude and are ready to rumble!PurpleBaze said:
Feces & friends average a weight of 275 lbs across the line.PostGameOrangeSlices said:4 275lb+ dudes?
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We ended up in a bar out in Kemah, a group on 3 Michigan fans walked in, looked around, and headed back out the door, and then turned around when I yelled “that’s what I thought, pussies!”. One of them was bigger than my biggest friend. He was probably 6’8” and pushing 4 bills, but in his late 40s, so he was an easy target for a double leg takedown. They came back in, bought us drinks, I bought them drinks, and we talked a ton of shit about Ohio State and Oregon. They absolutely loved the fact that Ryan Day was @JoeEDangerously’s fake tough guy of the year. Fuckin great guys.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5copEH7Z_T0&pp=ygUhdW5pdmVyc2l0eSBvZiBtaWNoaWdhbiBhIGNhcHBlbGxh
