Talked this morning with my first roommate Rikki from Flint, Michigan

We were roommates the last time UW won the national championship.

He went into that '92 Rose Bowl truly believing that Michigan was going to dominate the Huskies. He was shocked when Washington overpowered Michigan.

We laughed at the irony that here we are again, Washington vs. Michigan with the natty on the line.

I asked him to put aside all the posturing and tell me what he really thinks of Monday's game.

He said UW will need to score on every possession, they can't even afford one three-and-out.

He said Harbaugh is going to pound the football, slow the game down, and keep the UW offense off the field. He feels very confident because "Washington's run defense is HORRIBLE."

He predicted Michigan 31, Washington 20.

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no_uh

Derek better rub his estranged roommate's nose in dawg shit late Monday night.

PineapplePirate

If UW wins the next podcast name should be some semblance of the Rikki Memorial Natty Game Review and the podcast should be sent directly to him.

RoadTrip

I think this is the first game in a long time where we will not let the team back in it.
We will take and maintain 10 or 14 point lead until the end.

My heart needs this to be true.

DerekJohnson

Not sure why Dereck's roommate Rikki reminds me of Pup's "girlfriend" Tony.

I don't remember that, but is this to imply you think he's made up?

DerekJohnson

Derek better rub his estranged roommate's nose in dawg shit late Monday night.

I don't think estranged is the right word, but I hear ya

1to392831weretaken

Not sure why Dereck's roommate Rikki reminds me of Pup's "girlfriend" Tony.
I don't remember that, but is this to imply you think he's made up?

No, your roommate with a male name spelled in a way that might be considered feminine reminded me of the old classic with Pup's totally real girlfriend whose name had a masculine spelling. I sensed a good joke in there tying the two together, but I just couldn't come up with it.

I leave because of posts like yours baze. I didnt respond to this shit in 5th grade. I spent my time frenching my hot girlfriend Tony Jones in the back of the library. Then to the playground to dominate everybody in whatever the sport happened to be that day.

I would have been the runaway leading scorer on the Magicians back then if Yobates knew who to recruit. Tucker over Pup? WTF were you thinking Sport?

Girlfriend's name was "Tony"?

Thread is starting to move in the direction of delivering

Would have accepted "Toni"

Nope, was Tony, and she had a cunt. Pup got farther with a girl in 5th grade than both of you geeks have to this day. Just pay for a hooker already Baze, Bitch.. you still might be able to make Kent rent AND Kimmy's monthly payment...just go for it

Jeez Baaby, your comebacks havent gotten ANY fucking better...and you've had 37 fucking thousand tries at it. Safe to say you are what you are ... comedy is good for everyone, good for HH. Like your predictions, your attemps at comedy still equal zero, so HH suffers.

Hire a comedy tutor you guys. I realize the academic tutor thing didnt work out so hot but dont discriminate based soley on that. There are sex tutors (therapists) who can help you guys in that arena too, so keep your heads up...even though most girls have been disappointed on that front

You wouldn't have made the Magicians Pup and certainly not Beavers. The Penguins needed you in the weak division. I hate to break it to you but it was Toni with an "I". Yes, She had a "cunt" and an elongated butt.

Joey

Not sure why Dereck's roommate Rikki reminds me of Pup's "girlfriend" Tony.
I don't remember that, but is this to imply you think he's made up?

Like Whitey Fisk?

DerekJohnson

Not sure why Dereck's roommate Rikki reminds me of Pup's "girlfriend" Tony.
I don't remember that, but is this to imply you think he's made up?
Like Whitey Fisk?

LOL

GrundleStiltzkin

Free pub!

https://twitter.com/BoardGeniuses/status/1744047716114825369

1to392831weretaken

Speaking of spelling names wrong, I'm going to blame three heavy beers on the extra c in Derek's name up there... Apologies.

DerekJohnson

Speaking of spelling names wrong, I'm going to blame three heavy beers on the extra c in Derek's name up there... Apologies.

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no_uh

Derek better rub his estranged roommate's nose in dawg shit late Monday night.

PineapplePirate

If UW wins the next podcast name should be some semblance of the Rikki Memorial Natty Game Review and the podcast should be sent directly to him.

RoadTrip

I think this is the first game in a long time where we will not let the team back in it.
We will take and maintain 10 or 14 point lead until the end.

My heart needs this to be true.

DerekJohnson

Not sure why Dereck's roommate Rikki reminds me of Pup's "girlfriend" Tony.

I don't remember that, but is this to imply you think he's made up?

DerekJohnson

Derek better rub his estranged roommate's nose in dawg shit late Monday night.

I don't think estranged is the right word, but I hear ya

1to392831weretaken

Not sure why Dereck's roommate Rikki reminds me of Pup's "girlfriend" Tony.
I don't remember that, but is this to imply you think he's made up?

I leave because of posts like yours baze. I didnt respond to this shit in 5th grade. I spent my time frenching my hot girlfriend Tony Jones in the back of the library. Then to the playground to dominate everybody in whatever the sport happened to be that day.

I would have been the runaway leading scorer on the Magicians back then if Yobates knew who to recruit. Tucker over Pup? WTF were you thinking Sport?

Girlfriend's name was "Tony"?

Thread is starting to move in the direction of delivering

Would have accepted "Toni"

Nope, was Tony, and she had a cunt. Pup got farther with a girl in 5th grade than both of you geeks have to this day. Just pay for a hooker already Baze, Bitch.. you still might be able to make Kent rent AND Kimmy's monthly payment...just go for it

Jeez Baaby, your comebacks havent gotten ANY fucking better...and you've had 37 fucking thousand tries at it. Safe to say you are what you are ... comedy is good for everyone, good for HH. Like your predictions, your attemps at comedy still equal zero, so HH suffers.

Hire a comedy tutor you guys. I realize the academic tutor thing didnt work out so hot but dont discriminate based soley on that. There are sex tutors (therapists) who can help you guys in that arena too, so keep your heads up...even though most girls have been disappointed on that front

You wouldn't have made the Magicians Pup and certainly not Beavers. The Penguins needed you in the weak division. I hate to break it to you but it was Toni with an "I". Yes, She had a "cunt" and an elongated butt.

Joey

Not sure why Dereck's roommate Rikki reminds me of Pup's "girlfriend" Tony.
I don't remember that, but is this to imply you think he's made up?

Like Whitey Fisk?

DerekJohnson

Not sure why Dereck's roommate Rikki reminds me of Pup's "girlfriend" Tony.
I don't remember that, but is this to imply you think he's made up?
Like Whitey Fisk?

LOL

GrundleStiltzkin

Free pub!

https://twitter.com/BoardGeniuses/status/1744047716114825369

1to392831weretaken

Speaking of spelling names wrong, I'm going to blame three heavy beers on the extra c in Derek's name up there... Apologies.

DerekJohnson

Speaking of spelling names wrong, I'm going to blame three heavy beers on the extra c in Derek's name up there... Apologies.