5 reasons

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I might drop in on Ohio State. They're insufferable cunts.
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The University of Mumbai is a public state university in Mumbai. It is one of the largest university systems in the world with over 549,000 students on its campuses and affiliated colleges.[4][5] As of 2013, the university had 711 affiliated colleges.[6] Ratan Tata is the appointed head of the advisory council.[7]
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Montana would be perfect. Considering they are playing in another Natty.
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Michigan State and make reference to beating Michigan during the non-conference gamesEsophagealFeces said:It’s tim to unleash it, boys. Minnesota, Umass, Ole Miss, Montana, Miami, Miami of Ohio, Maryland. The fucking possibilities are endless.
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Whichever has the biggest and lamest fanbase
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Red cedar message board would love itbananasnblondes said:
Michigan State and make reference to beating Michigan during the non-conference gamesEsophagealFeces said:It’s tim to unleash it, boys. Minnesota, Umass, Ole Miss, Montana, Miami, Miami of Ohio, Maryland. The fucking possibilities are endless.
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“You fucking idiot, it was us you beat by 34pts”bananasnblondes said:
Michigan State and make reference to beating Michigan during the non-conference gamesEsophagealFeces said:It’s tim to unleash it, boys. Minnesota, Umass, Ole Miss, Montana, Miami, Miami of Ohio, Maryland. The fucking possibilities are endless.
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My whole fam are Michigan state fans they are pretty cool. This will work perfectly
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Michigan State fans are douches that think they're a blue blood.Pitchfork51 said:My whole fam are Michigan state fans they are pretty cool. This will work perfectly
In Seattle last year they were shouting "West Lansing" and exhibiting dudes with extremely punchable faces that were acting like they were playing Rutgers.
They thought they were going to poach DeBoer and they ended up with Jonathan Smith. Fuck them. Glad that Fats inserted the plunger. -
Who the heck is fats? I’m racking my brainhaie said:
Michigan State fans are douches that think they're a blue blood.Pitchfork51 said:My whole fam are Michigan state fans they are pretty cool. This will work perfectly
In Seattle last year they were shouting "West Lansing" and exhibiting dudes with extremely punchable faces that were acting like they were playing Rutgers.
They thought they were going to poach DeBoer and they ended up with Jonathan Smith. Fuck them. Glad that Fats inserted the plunger. -
Someone needs to do this. I’m already laughing at the replies.bananasnblondes said:
Michigan State and make reference to beating Michigan during the non-conference gamesEsophagealFeces said:It’s tim to unleash it, boys. Minnesota, Umass, Ole Miss, Montana, Miami, Miami of Ohio, Maryland. The fucking possibilities are endless.
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What D2 team wears the same helmets? Delaware or Maine or some upper NE shithole like that.EsophagealFeces said:It’s tim to unleash it, boys. Minnesota, Umass, Ole Miss, Montana, Miami, Miami of Ohio, Maryland. The fucking possibilities are endless.
Drop 5 on them as well (assuming they have a bored). -
Does Bellevue High School have a message board?
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There may never be a better time to do this again
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Baltimore Ravens
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Are you out of your God damn mind? Blake? What? Do you want to go to war Balakay?
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It’s Delaware. That’s a great idea. We should talk shit to Bellevue High School too while we’re on that train 😂CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
What D2 team wears the same helmets? Delaware or Maine or some upper NE shithole like that.EsophagealFeces said:It’s tim to unleash it, boys. Minnesota, Umass, Ole Miss, Montana, Miami, Miami of Ohio, Maryland. The fucking possibilities are endless.
Drop 5 on them as well (assuming they have a bored). -
PurpleJ said:
The University of Mumbai is a public state university in Mumbai. It is one of the largest university systems in the world with over 549,000 students on its campuses and affiliated colleges.[4][5] As of 2013, the university had 711 affiliated colleges.[6] Ratan Tata is the appointed head of the advisory council.[7]
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"Be the change that you want to see in the world, you lazy fuck."CuntWaffle said:
Someone needs to do this. I’m already laughing at the replies.bananasnblondes said:
Michigan State and make reference to beating Michigan during the non-conference gamesEsophagealFeces said:It’s tim to unleash it, boys. Minnesota, Umass, Ole Miss, Montana, Miami, Miami of Ohio, Maryland. The fucking possibilities are endless.
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its been a while: https://247sports.com/college/michigan/board/103320/Contents/friendly-perspective-from-uw-fan-224525855/?page=1
Hi blue and gold fans! Fellow purple and gold fan just looking forward to traveling to Tejas for the GRAND DADDY OF THEM ALL ship (I like to call championship games ships btw). This will be my first time visiting Houston but I figured I would make the exotic trip to the deep south a bit of vacation! What a wild ride for you guys, from the Land of 10,000 Lakes to the state that doesn't have a single natural lake, its like both teams are on their own destinys, a bit of DAWG sense, if you will. I'm definately thinking about checking out the Kennedy Space Center or maybe hit up a surf shop near Galveston and hope to see plenty of you there. There is a really cool night walking tour through the historic southwest 3rd ward Ive read about that comes highly recommended. Ive also heard that Houstonian BBQ and Churros are really great too but I have my doubts as to whether or not it can stand up to our famous pregame Seattle ribs and rickshaw special. I know its a long flight from Detriot but I'm guessing I will see a lot of you snow geese down there and look forward to the friendly banter.
Anyway, I really think UW has a chance to go all the way this year, and it all started with a decisive win over our great former huskie coach Sark, who we obviously still bark for, Its great that he is finally overcoming his disease and having 3 out of the 4 coaches in the playoffs being from the PAC12 is just really cool man. Anyways, Here’s 5 reasons why I like my DAWGS to win.
1. Michael Big Penix Energy Jr. He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. Heisman winner, Maxwell Trophy winner, Bilentikoff runner-up. He has 4 years of high school and 6 years of college under his belt and will do whatever he can to win the game.
2. Offensive Line. We average a weight of 332 across the line, and they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Roger Rosegarden, Jackson Powers-Johnson, Center, Ossai, Big "Orange Julius" Buelow. These boys have an attitude and are ready to rumble!!!
3. Chuck "Steak" Morell. A new defensive scheme and a new attitude. Everyone is raving about the difference between our game plan since firing Inge and slotting Chuck into his role at DC. Don't be fooled by the stats, this defense has taken a HUGE step forward under new leadership and the stats speak for themselves.
4. Speed, speed, speed. This is the fastest team Washington has had this century, probably since the Legion of Zoom team from 2014! Rome Odunzoe, Germ-Bern, Ja'Lynn McClatcher, Ja'Lynn Polk, Ja'Lynn "catches more than he drops" Mickens, Nate Fellner. This is a deeply veteran lineup, but it's the new guys who have really changed the complexion of this team. We haven't seen this much speed since the Legion of Zoom team from 2014.
5. Time of possession. I think we can win the time of possession battle in this one. the more we can control the ball and keep our defense off the field, the greater chance we’ll have to win.
I think UW wins this one rather easily, say… 34-17??? -
I’m in tears. Your first paragraph is fucking gold. Their responses were predictable, but enjoyable, as always. 5 reasons: 60% of the time, it works every time.Houhusky said:its been a while: https://247sports.com/college/michigan/board/103320/Contents/friendly-perspective-from-uw-fan-224525855/?page=1
Hi blue and gold fans! Fellow purple and gold fan just looking forward to traveling to Tejas for the GRAND DADDY OF THEM ALL ship (I like to call championship games ships btw). This will be my first time visiting Houston but I figured I would make the exotic trip to the deep south a bit of vacation! What a wild ride for you guys, from the Land of 10,000 Lakes to the state that doesn't have a single natural lake, its like both teams are on their own destinys, a bit of DAWG sense, if you will. I'm definately thinking about checking out the Kennedy Space Center or maybe hit up a surf shop near Galveston and hope to see plenty of you there. There is a really cool night walking tour through the historic southwest 3rd ward Ive read about that comes highly recommended. Ive also heard that Houstonian BBQ and Churros are really great too but I have my doubts as to whether or not it can stand up to our famous pregame Seattle ribs and rickshaw special. I know its a long flight from Detriot but I'm guessing I will see a lot of you snow geese down there and look forward to the friendly banter.
Anyway, I really think UW has a chance to go all the way this year, and it all started with a decisive win over our great former huskie coach Sark, who we obviously still bark for, Its great that he is finally overcoming his disease and having 3 out of the 4 coaches in the playoffs being from the PAC12 is just really cool man. Anyways, Here’s 5 reasons why I like my DAWGS to win.
1. Michael Big Penix Energy Jr. He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. Heisman winner, Maxwell Trophy winner, Bilentikoff runner-up. He has 4 years of high school and 6 years of college under his belt and will do whatever he can to win the game.
2. Offensive Line. We average a weight of 332 across the line, and they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Roger Rosegarden, Jackson Powers-Johnson, Center, Ossai, Big "Orange Julius" Buelow. These boys have an attitude and are ready to rumble!!!
3. Chuck "Steak" Morell. A new defensive scheme and a new attitude. Everyone is raving about the difference between our game plan since firing Inge and slotting Chuck into his role at DC. Don't be fooled by the stats, this defense has taken a HUGE step forward under new leadership and the stats speak for themselves.
4. Speed, speed, speed. This is the fastest team Washington has had this century, probably since the Legion of Zoom team from 2014! Rome Odunzoe, Germ-Bern, Ja'Lynn McClatcher, Ja'Lynn Polk, Ja'Lynn "catches more than he drops" Mickens, Nate Fellner. This is a deeply veteran lineup, but it's the new guys who have really changed the complexion of this team. We haven't seen this much speed since the Legion of Zoom team from 2014.
5. Time of possession. I think we can win the time of possession battle in this one. the more we can control the ball and keep our defense off the field, the greater chance we’ll have to win.
I think UW wins this one rather easily, say… 34-17??? -
Stopped reading when I got to, “blue and GOLD”.EsophagealFeces said:
I’m in tears. Your first paragraph is fucking gold. Their responses were predictable, but enjoyable, as always. 5 reasons: 60% of the time, it works every time.Houhusky said:its been a while: https://247sports.com/college/michigan/board/103320/Contents/friendly-perspective-from-uw-fan-224525855/?page=1
Hi blue and gold fans! Fellow purple and gold fan just looking forward to traveling to Tejas for the GRAND DADDY OF THEM ALL ship (I like to call championship games ships btw). This will be my first time visiting Houston but I figured I would make the exotic trip to the deep south a bit of vacation! What a wild ride for you guys, from the Land of 10,000 Lakes to the state that doesn't have a single natural lake, its like both teams are on their own destinys, a bit of DAWG sense, if you will. I'm definately thinking about checking out the Kennedy Space Center or maybe hit up a surf shop near Galveston and hope to see plenty of you there. There is a really cool night walking tour through the historic southwest 3rd ward Ive read about that comes highly recommended. Ive also heard that Houstonian BBQ and Churros are really great too but I have my doubts as to whether or not it can stand up to our famous pregame Seattle ribs and rickshaw special. I know its a long flight from Detriot but I'm guessing I will see a lot of you snow geese down there and look forward to the friendly banter.
Anyway, I really think UW has a chance to go all the way this year, and it all started with a decisive win over our great former huskie coach Sark, who we obviously still bark for, Its great that he is finally overcoming his disease and having 3 out of the 4 coaches in the playoffs being from the PAC12 is just really cool man. Anyways, Here’s 5 reasons why I like my DAWGS to win.
1. Michael Big Penix Energy Jr. He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. Heisman winner, Maxwell Trophy winner, Bilentikoff runner-up. He has 4 years of high school and 6 years of college under his belt and will do whatever he can to win the game.
2. Offensive Line. We average a weight of 332 across the line, and they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Roger Rosegarden, Jackson Powers-Johnson, Center, Ossai, Big "Orange Julius" Buelow. These boys have an attitude and are ready to rumble!!!
3. Chuck "Steak" Morell. A new defensive scheme and a new attitude. Everyone is raving about the difference between our game plan since firing Inge and slotting Chuck into his role at DC. Don't be fooled by the stats, this defense has taken a HUGE step forward under new leadership and the stats speak for themselves.
4. Speed, speed, speed. This is the fastest team Washington has had this century, probably since the Legion of Zoom team from 2014! Rome Odunzoe, Germ-Bern, Ja'Lynn McClatcher, Ja'Lynn Polk, Ja'Lynn "catches more than he drops" Mickens, Nate Fellner. This is a deeply veteran lineup, but it's the new guys who have really changed the complexion of this team. We haven't seen this much speed since the Legion of Zoom team from 2014.
5. Time of possession. I think we can win the time of possession battle in this one. the more we can control the ball and keep our defense off the field, the greater chance we’ll have to win.
I think UW wins this one rather easily, say… 34-17??? -
Lol. Or, land of 10,000 lakes? That's Minnesota. Geez.
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man, this is freakin' beautiful. 5 reasons is a got dang work of art.
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5 reasons is a thing of beauty. TYFYS
*edit. The Gran Daddy of Them All!!! …was pure mastery. -
We’re not afraid of that defensive front!Bob_C said:Baltimore Ravens
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WOOD with the power of 81,000 bhramas and krishnasDerekJohnson said:PurpleJ said:The University of Mumbai is a public state university in Mumbai. It is one of the largest university systems in the world with over 549,000 students on its campuses and affiliated colleges.[4][5] As of 2013, the university had 711 affiliated colleges.[6] Ratan Tata is the appointed head of the advisory council.[7]
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Nate Fellner lol
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SleeplessInTacoma
lol