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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,325 Founders Club
  • DoogmanRefund
    DoogmanRefund Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,017 Swaye's Wigwam
    Having to regularly face Ohio St, Michigan, Penn St, USC, and a UW that might care about football again will likely fuck up the maff here, but no coach should ever leave the comfy confines of Oregon. Yeah, you have to live in Eugene, but it is clear that any idiot can recruit and win 10 games a year in that magic bubble.
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,379


    Oh well. Off season natty still in play.

    I think offseason natty is gonna be pretty hard to claim based off this bowl game and fuckery done by meat during the season, his seat is too warm.

    I’m thinkin offseason ny6 (not including playoffs) is your ceiling.
  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696
    I'm maybe the only guysm left here that still loves the fuck out of Petersman, but, considering what all's transpired since, his winless record against Meat remains to me the greatest mystery of his entire tenure at UW.
  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696

    Chris Petersen against Oregon

    Except those two times he beat them by a combined 108-24.

    Butt still.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,091 Founders Club

    Chris Petersen against Oregon

    Except those two times he beat them by a combined 108-24.

    Butt still.
    Thanks for the edit tip

  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    I'm maybe the only guysm left here that still loves the fuck out of Petersman, but, considering what all's transpired since, his winless record against Meat remains to me the greatest mystery of his entire tenure at UW.

    pete looses those 3 games to Laning
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066

    I'm maybe the only guysm left here that still loves the fuck out of Petersman, but, considering what all's transpired since, his winless record against Meat remains to me the greatest mystery of his entire tenure at UW.

    No mystery about it. He prioritized the O line and ran the ball up UW's butter bean. When you can do it, it still works. When you can't but continue to try, it's about as ugly as it gets in football.

    No great riddle to be solved here guysms.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066
    edited December 2023

    Chris Petersen against Oregon

    Except those two times he beat them by a combined 108-24.

    Butt still.
    Now you're going to start "when Oregon was down" sub-threads, and frankly, they learned that trick from the best.

    Playing for a shot at a natty and recalling Chris Petersen's big wins against Oregon 7 or 8 years ago is not the look of an aspiring blue blood. Saban literally can't remember who he beat for his second (or third) natty.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066


    Oh well. Off season natty still in play.

    I think offseason natty is gonna be pretty hard to claim based off this bowl game and fuckery done by meat during the season, his seat is too warm.

    I’m thinkin offseason ny6 (not including playoffs) is your ceiling.
    I'm thinkin you don't know what the definition of off-season natty is.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800

    This thread reminded me they were playing. Saw the score not the game. JFC.

    Oh well. Off season natty still in play.

    At least he’s doing that so when someone comes in who can hopefully coach he’ll have full cupboards like the ones that were left for that one guy who can’t beat Washington.

    Sorry to hear about the divorce Mrs. Cristobal.
    Oh and Three. I can see why you're keeping tabs on your ex-lover.
    Oh and Too vs FSU.

    Sounds like you get to keep the 3-0 vs UW trophy in the settlement though.
  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696
    Wow, quadruple shitpost from @creepycoug. Somebody's triggered...
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066

    Wow, quadruple shitpost from @creepycoug. Somebody's triggered...

    "Triggered" jumped the shark about two years ago. I'm just choosing to not aggregate responses. Emotionally, I'm pretty stable these days. Not like Mike, who despite protestations to the contrary cares quite a lot.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800

    Wow, quadruple shitpost from @creepycoug. Somebody's triggered...

    "Triggered" jumped the shark about two years ago. I'm just choosing to not aggregate responses. Emotionally, I'm pretty stable these days. Not like Mike, who despite protestations to the contrary cares quite a lot.
    Quintuple.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066
    edited December 2023

    This thread reminded me they were playing. Saw the score not the game. JFC.

    Oh well. Off season natty still in play.

    At least he’s doing that so when someone comes in who can hopefully coach he’ll have full cupboards like the ones that were left for that one guy who can’t beat Washington.

    Sorry to hear about the divorce Mrs. Cristobal.
    Oh and Three. I can see why you're keeping tabs on your ex-lover.
    Oh and Too vs FSU.

    Sounds like you get to keep the 3-0 vs UW trophy in the settlement though.
    And against UNC. It doesn't hurt that much when things are this bad. The grace of acceptance sets in. It's when they're close, but no cigar, that it stings. You may tell everyone you don't care, but inside, you do. Your act is not that convincing.

    As to 3 and 0, that just won't go. Look the euphoria your friends in Seattle are experiencing and tell me that 3 and 0, or at least 1 and 2, doesn't sound pretty good right now.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066

    Wow, quadruple shitpost from @creepycoug. Somebody's triggered...

    "Triggered" jumped the shark about two years ago. I'm just choosing to not aggregate responses. Emotionally, I'm pretty stable these days. Not like Mike, who despite protestations to the contrary cares quite a lot.
    Quintuple.
    I can do, and have done, this all day. Just ask around.

  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696

    Wow, quadruple shitpost from @creepycoug. Somebody's triggered...

    "Triggered" jumped the shark about two years ago. I'm just choosing to not aggregate responses. Emotionally, I'm pretty stable these days. Not like Mike, who despite protestations to the contrary cares quite a lot.
    You missed Race's edit. When I replied to his post, the post was a figurative SAT analogy question that read like Petersen : Oregon :: Lanning : Washington. My response was that Petersen didn't have an Oregon problem (see: 108-24), he had a well-documented Meat problem. Which is not only math, stats, facts, but was actually giving credit to your ex-wife. You, being eternally on the defensive at the mention of anything that's lower than five degrees of Kevin Bacon separation from Miami, kicked into quadruple shitpost mode.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800

    This thread reminded me they were playing. Saw the score not the game. JFC.

    Oh well. Off season natty still in play.

    At least he’s doing that so when someone comes in who can hopefully coach he’ll have full cupboards like the ones that were left for that one guy who can’t beat Washington.

    Sorry to hear about the divorce Mrs. Cristobal.
    Oh and Three. I can see why you're keeping tabs on your ex-lover.
    Oh and Too vs FSU.

    Sounds like you get to keep the 3-0 vs UW trophy in the settlement though.
    And against UNC. It doesn't hurt that much when things are this bad. The grace of acceptance sets in. It's when they're close, but no cigar, that it stings. You may tell everyone you don't care, but inside, you do. Your act is not that convincing.

    As to 3 and 0, that just won't go. Look the euphoria your friends in Seattle are experiencing and tell me that 3 and 0, or at least 1 and 2, doesn't sound pretty good right now.
    Divorce is a difficult time for the entire family…
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Miami will be good when J shows up in FL in a few weeks. Cook it!
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066

    This thread reminded me they were playing. Saw the score not the game. JFC.

    Oh well. Off season natty still in play.

    At least he’s doing that so when someone comes in who can hopefully coach he’ll have full cupboards like the ones that were left for that one guy who can’t beat Washington.

    Sorry to hear about the divorce Mrs. Cristobal.
    Oh and Three. I can see why you're keeping tabs on your ex-lover.
    Oh and Too vs FSU.

    Sounds like you get to keep the 3-0 vs UW trophy in the settlement though.
    And against UNC. It doesn't hurt that much when things are this bad. The grace of acceptance sets in. It's when they're close, but no cigar, that it stings. You may tell everyone you don't care, but inside, you do. Your act is not that convincing.

    As to 3 and 0, that just won't go. Look the euphoria your friends in Seattle are experiencing and tell me that 3 and 0, or at least 1 and 2, doesn't sound pretty good right now.
    Divorce is a difficult time for the entire family…
    For a guy who doesn't care ....
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066

    Wow, quadruple shitpost from @creepycoug. Somebody's triggered...

    "Triggered" jumped the shark about two years ago. I'm just choosing to not aggregate responses. Emotionally, I'm pretty stable these days. Not like Mike, who despite protestations to the contrary cares quite a lot.
    You missed Race's edit. When I replied to his post, the post was a figurative SAT analogy question that read like Petersen : Oregon :: Lanning : Washington. My response was that Petersen didn't have an Oregon problem (see: 108-24), he had a well-documented Meat problem. Which is not only math, stats, facts, but was actually giving credit to your ex-wife. You, being eternally on the defensive at the mention of anything that's lower than five degrees of Kevin Bacon separation from Miami, kicked into quadruple shitpost mode.
    I started to read that, got about 1/3 of the way through, and thought, nah.
  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696

    Wow, quadruple shitpost from @creepycoug. Somebody's triggered...

    "Triggered" jumped the shark about two years ago. I'm just choosing to not aggregate responses. Emotionally, I'm pretty stable these days. Not like Mike, who despite protestations to the contrary cares quite a lot.
    You missed Race's edit. When I replied to his post, the post was a figurative SAT analogy question that read like Petersen : Oregon :: Lanning : Washington. My response was that Petersen didn't have an Oregon problem (see: 108-24), he had a well-documented Meat problem. Which is not only math, stats, facts, but was actually giving credit to your ex-wife. You, being eternally on the defensive at the mention of anything that's lower than five degrees of Kevin Bacon separation from Miami, kicked into quadruple shitpost mode.
    I started to read that, got about 1/3 of the way through, and thought, nah.
    Sure.gif
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066

    Wow, quadruple shitpost from @creepycoug. Somebody's triggered...

    "Triggered" jumped the shark about two years ago. I'm just choosing to not aggregate responses. Emotionally, I'm pretty stable these days. Not like Mike, who despite protestations to the contrary cares quite a lot.
    You missed Race's edit. When I replied to his post, the post was a figurative SAT analogy question that read like Petersen : Oregon :: Lanning : Washington. My response was that Petersen didn't have an Oregon problem (see: 108-24), he had a well-documented Meat problem. Which is not only math, stats, facts, but was actually giving credit to your ex-wife. You, being eternally on the defensive at the mention of anything that's lower than five degrees of Kevin Bacon separation from Miami, kicked into quadruple shitpost mode.
    I started to read that, got about 1/3 of the way through, and thought, nah.
    Sure.gif
    No, really. Once I saw "SAT analogy" I said "fuck it."

    Don't underestimate my laziness. It is often expressed here.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800

    AIDS!!!

    This shouldn’t be a controversial thread. We said he sucks when he was here and we were right.

    Most of us…