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Swaye
Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
Almost died drinking last night in a useless attempt to make Cyler play worth a fuck. Passed out in the 4th, and thankfully never even saw the fake punt of Miles fucktarded play. Getting on a plane to Boston with a fucking shitshow of a hangover. All for nothing. FYFMFE.

For anyone talking shit on Smith for play calling, what the fuck do you expect? When you have a QB you know can't consistently make D1 throws downfield, never makes it past the first read in a progression, and starts running for his life when nobody is within 7 yards of him, how do you game plan around that?

I have the 4th quarter recorded, but I might just say fuck it and wait for the HH podcast to have that shitshow dissected.

D played great, from what I recall. Which isn't much past halftime. ST was sort of shitty (surprised me). At the end of the day, either we need to go with a different QB, or Miles needs to "get it." With yesterday's QB play we are a 7 win team, even with a punishing and tenacious D. Sark is a great recruiter, everyone says so. My useless as fuck .02. I need to get to Boston quick so I can drink this hangover away. Fuck off.
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  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Disagree.

    The defense played well enough and the bye week will not "fix" an anemic offense.

    HTH
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    MisterEm said:

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Disagree.

    The defense played well enough and the bye week will not "fix" an anemic offense.

    HTH
    Good thing he specifically said he was talking about the offense.

  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    MisterEm said:

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Disagree.

    The defense played well enough and the bye week will not "fix" an anemic offense.

    HTH
    And yet 0 bye weeks was enough for the defense to go from not being able to stop a division 2 school to getting praise about how they played well enough to win against a good PAC-12 team.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    MisterEm said:

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Disagree.

    The defense played well enough and the bye week will not "fix" an anemic offense.

    HTH
    And yet 0 bye weeks was enough for the defense to go from not being able to stop a division 2 school to getting praise about how they played well enough to win against a good PAC-12 team.
    Stanford is not a good Pac-12 team.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    MisterEm said:

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Disagree.

    The defense played well enough and the bye week will not "fix" an anemic offense.

    HTH
    And yet 0 bye weeks was enough for the defense to go from not being able to stop a division 2 school to getting praise about how they played well enough to win against a good PAC-12 team.
    Stanford is not a good Pac-12 team.
    disagree

  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dnc said:

    MisterEm said:

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Disagree.

    The defense played well enough and the bye week will not "fix" an anemic offense.

    HTH
    And yet 0 bye weeks was enough for the defense to go from not being able to stop a division 2 school to getting praise about how they played well enough to win against a good PAC-12 team.
    Stanford is not a good Pac-12 team.
    disagree

    Good Pac-12 teams don't lose at home to Sark.

    Simple fact, case closed, end of discussion.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:

    MisterEm said:

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Disagree.

    The defense played well enough and the bye week will not "fix" an anemic offense.

    HTH
    And yet 0 bye weeks was enough for the defense to go from not being able to stop a division 2 school to getting praise about how they played well enough to win against a good PAC-12 team.
    Stanford is not a good Pac-12 team.
    disagree

    Good Pac-12 teams don't lose at home to Sark.

    Simple fact, case closed, end of discussion.
    It was a terrible loss, and it certainly means they're not great, but that's still a good team.

  • Disciple_2_Hole
    Disciple_2_Hole Member Posts: 122

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Outside of the QB, on offense I was high on DWash at tb before the season but for the life of me I have no idea why he deserved to start vs Stanford. LColeman should be the first option because he runs downhill while DW and his clear fumbling issues would be a better change of back/2nd option.

    How the fuck does this team not have one NFL QB in the wings after having an all-world recruiter/QB coach-OC as a shit HC after 5 years? Jeff getting snaps yesterday was stupid when Stanford was smart enough to know if Shaq/Jeff entered the game it was 81% likely the run was coming.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,778 Founders Club
    edited September 2014

    dnc said:

    MisterEm said:

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Disagree.

    The defense played well enough and the bye week will not "fix" an anemic offense.

    HTH
    And yet 0 bye weeks was enough for the defense to go from not being able to stop a division 2 school to getting praise about how they played well enough to win against a good PAC-12 team.
    Stanford is not a good Pac-12 team.
    disagree

    Good Pac-12 teams don't lose at home to Sark.

    Simple fact, case closed, end of discussion.
    I'll still take Stanford's D over every pac12 offense this season. Dominant D-line, best open-field tackling by a mile, always in position to make a play. Their offense isn't special but it doesn't need to be. Shaw being arrogant against USC doesn't change that.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,325 Founders Club
    haie said:

    dnc said:

    MisterEm said:

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Disagree.

    The defense played well enough and the bye week will not "fix" an anemic offense.

    HTH
    And yet 0 bye weeks was enough for the defense to go from not being able to stop a division 2 school to getting praise about how they played well enough to win against a good PAC-12 team.
    Stanford is not a good Pac-12 team.
    disagree

    Good Pac-12 teams don't lose at home to Sark.

    Simple fact, case closed, end of discussion.
    I'll still take Stanford's D over every pac12 offense this season. Dominate D-line, best open-field tackling by a mile, always in position to make a play. They're offense isn't special but it doesn't need to be. Shaw being arrogant against USC doesn't change that.
    *dominant

    *their
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,143

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Outside of the QB, on offense I was high on DWash at tb before the season but for the life of me I have no idea why he deserved to start vs Stanford. LColeman should be the first option because he runs downhill while DW and his clear fumbling issues would be a better change of back/2nd option.

    How the fuck does this team not have one NFL QB in the wings after having an all-world recruiter/QB coach-OC as a shit HC after 5 years? Jeff getting snaps yesterday was stupid when Stanford was smart enough to know if Shaq/Jeff entered the game it was 81% likely the run was coming.
    Washington got 4 carries. Coleman had 14. It's 79 to 49 for the season. Coleman has played better for the most part and has been rewarded for it. Who starts isn't as important as who gets the bulk of the carries.

    I disagree about Shaq/Jeff. The first time Jeff came in, Hall went for a 10 yard gain. The first play Shaq was in was a fake handoff that ended up being a fumble. Petersen was pissed about Lindquist closing his eyes and hucking it deep. He said it was a misread.

    As for the rest of the offense, APAG had it right. It was all bad. Miles, the running game, the OL, the WR's, the play calling. It all sucked.
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,316 Founders Club

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Abundance.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    haie said:

    dnc said:

    MisterEm said:

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Disagree.

    The defense played well enough and the bye week will not "fix" an anemic offense.

    HTH
    And yet 0 bye weeks was enough for the defense to go from not being able to stop a division 2 school to getting praise about how they played well enough to win against a good PAC-12 team.
    Stanford is not a good Pac-12 team.
    disagree

    Good Pac-12 teams don't lose at home to Sark.

    Simple fact, case closed, end of discussion.
    I'll still take Stanford's D over every pac12 offense this season. Dominant D-line, best open-field tackling by a mile, always in position to make a play. Their offense isn't special but it doesn't need to be. Shaw being arrogant against USC doesn't change that.
    Unless Stanford fired Shaw, they're still fucked.
  • biak1
    biak1 Member Posts: 4,237
    It was hard to see if/how often the receivers were open during the game because I kept looking at Miles flailing around in the backfield and holding into the ball too long. A few passes were FS, like throwing to Coleman in traffic for 3 yards (WOW!). Offensive line has a Cozzetto hangover and a talent deficiency since 2000. I'm 27 and am tired of seeing fat fucks like Casey Bulyca and James Atoe, who never met a doughnut he didn't like.

    I didn't see any of the players yelling at Miles a la Kasen, so if anybody can poast what they saw TIA.

    Figure it out Peterman.
  • mobey
    mobey Member Posts: 3,254
    @‌Swaye

    May I suggest Vodka Cran.

    I know it's not the usual hangover dog but bloody mary and driver have too much acid.

    Try it.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,143

    haie said:

    dnc said:

    MisterEm said:

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Disagree.

    The defense played well enough and the bye week will not "fix" an anemic offense.

    HTH
    And yet 0 bye weeks was enough for the defense to go from not being able to stop a division 2 school to getting praise about how they played well enough to win against a good PAC-12 team.
    Stanford is not a good Pac-12 team.
    disagree

    Good Pac-12 teams don't lose at home to Sark.

    Simple fact, case closed, end of discussion.
    I'll still take Stanford's D over every pac12 offense this season. Dominant D-line, best open-field tackling by a mile, always in position to make a play. Their offense isn't special but it doesn't need to be. Shaw being arrogant against USC doesn't change that.
    Unless Stanford fired Shaw, they're still fucked.
    Somehow with Shaw, they've made 3 straight BCS bowls. They have a tough schedule this year, but they are a good team.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    haie said:

    dnc said:

    MisterEm said:

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Disagree.

    The defense played well enough and the bye week will not "fix" an anemic offense.

    HTH
    And yet 0 bye weeks was enough for the defense to go from not being able to stop a division 2 school to getting praise about how they played well enough to win against a good PAC-12 team.
    Stanford is not a good Pac-12 team.
    disagree

    Good Pac-12 teams don't lose at home to Sark.

    Simple fact, case closed, end of discussion.
    I'll still take Stanford's D over every pac12 offense this season. Dominant D-line, best open-field tackling by a mile, always in position to make a play. Their offense isn't special but it doesn't need to be. Shaw being arrogant against USC doesn't change that.
    Unless Stanford fired Shaw, they're still fucked.
    Somehow with Shaw, they've made 3 straight BCS bowls. They have a tough schedule this year, but they are a good team.
    They weren't a good team last year and they're worse this year.

    Hope this helps.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,216

    haie said:

    dnc said:

    MisterEm said:

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Disagree.

    The defense played well enough and the bye week will not "fix" an anemic offense.

    HTH
    And yet 0 bye weeks was enough for the defense to go from not being able to stop a division 2 school to getting praise about how they played well enough to win against a good PAC-12 team.
    Stanford is not a good Pac-12 team.
    disagree

    Good Pac-12 teams don't lose at home to Sark.

    Simple fact, case closed, end of discussion.
    I'll still take Stanford's D over every pac12 offense this season. Dominant D-line, best open-field tackling by a mile, always in position to make a play. Their offense isn't special but it doesn't need to be. Shaw being arrogant against USC doesn't change that.
    Unless Stanford fired Shaw, they're still fucked.
    dude you are fucking legitimately retarded sometimes

    Shaw isn't perfect, but he's way better than you give him credit for.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    haie said:

    dnc said:

    MisterEm said:

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Disagree.

    The defense played well enough and the bye week will not "fix" an anemic offense.

    HTH
    And yet 0 bye weeks was enough for the defense to go from not being able to stop a division 2 school to getting praise about how they played well enough to win against a good PAC-12 team.
    Stanford is not a good Pac-12 team.
    disagree

    Good Pac-12 teams don't lose at home to Sark.

    Simple fact, case closed, end of discussion.
    I'll still take Stanford's D over every pac12 offense this season. Dominant D-line, best open-field tackling by a mile, always in position to make a play. Their offense isn't special but it doesn't need to be. Shaw being arrogant against USC doesn't change that.
    Unless Stanford fired Shaw, they're still fucked.
    dude you are fucking legitimately retarded sometimes

    Shaw isn't perfect, but he's way better than you give him credit for.
    He set the 2012 national championship on fire by playing Nunes.
    He backed into choking the Rose Bowl last year.
    He's already lost at home to Sark this year.

    HTH
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Sounds terrible. It's fucking Stanford man, they're a woman's basketball and water polo school.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,216

    haie said:

    dnc said:

    MisterEm said:

    There's plenty of blame to go around on the offense. Everyone thinks they're a football genius and can correctly diagnose what exactly the problem was. It's Miley, it's the line, it's the playcalling. Blah blah blah. Nothing was good enough.

    They have a bye week to figure this out. The past decade plus the bye week deserved a "can we beat bye" joke. Now we have a real football coach that you can expect to utilize the bye and fix things. And he better or it's going to be door ass out.

    Disagree.

    The defense played well enough and the bye week will not "fix" an anemic offense.

    HTH
    And yet 0 bye weeks was enough for the defense to go from not being able to stop a division 2 school to getting praise about how they played well enough to win against a good PAC-12 team.
    Stanford is not a good Pac-12 team.
    disagree

    Good Pac-12 teams don't lose at home to Sark.

    Simple fact, case closed, end of discussion.
    I'll still take Stanford's D over every pac12 offense this season. Dominant D-line, best open-field tackling by a mile, always in position to make a play. Their offense isn't special but it doesn't need to be. Shaw being arrogant against USC doesn't change that.
    Unless Stanford fired Shaw, they're still fucked.
    dude you are fucking legitimately retarded sometimes

    Shaw isn't perfect, but he's way better than you give him credit for.
    He set the 2012 national championship on fire by playing Nunes.
    He backed into choking the Rose Bowl last year.
    He's already lost at home to Sark this year.

    HTH
    Dude you are the type of guy that probably critiques a 10/10 for having a mole on her fucking shoulder
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    The annoyer of all is really fucking annoying today.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Considering what Shaw inherited from Harbaugh, his run has been disappointing.

    This bored has apparently never heard of Lloyd Carr and Larry Coker.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Stanford is good, but not that good. They were good enough to expose a lot of our weaknesses, but that wasn't last year's Stanford. Definitely not Harbaugh's Stanford. So maybe that just goes to show how far we have to go. Luckily, we have a coach that can get us to improve over the course of the season. I still think we can win 10 games this year. Maybe it's the doog in me, but I haven't been impressed with many teams in the Pac-12 and I think we have a shot at a decent conference record.

    Also, I think it should be said that Pete needs another offseason to really get these guys playing at (or somewhere closer to) the level that we expect them to. He knows what excellence looks like and what we need to do to get there.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,216

    Considering what Shaw inherited from Harbaugh, his run has been disappointing.

    This bored has apparently never heard of Lloyd Carr and Larry Coker.

    Lloyd Carr won an NC, and was probably the ceiling of the Michigan program in modernity.

    I bet Michigan fans would've LOVED to have Carr these past 7 seasons, App State game be damned.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    If Harbaugh was still coaching that Stanford team, they run us out of the fucking stadium. Simple fact.