I have a conundrum

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• sMeLLThEGl0vE Member Posts: 22

  December 2023

  Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags

  Penix, being interviewed after a game winning drive, looks to the camera and says, "This win is for EsophagealFeces. TYFYS".

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• EsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,560

  December 2023

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

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  EsophagealFeces said:

  I went to the party, ignored the game, just finished watching, and now I’m sitting here in my bed in tears. Wife is asleep, so victory coitus will have to wait til morning.

  Did you use your tears for victory self coitus?

  Obviously

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• EsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,560

  December 2023

  Postal91 said:

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  EsophagealFeces said:

  I went to the party, ignored the game, just finished watching, and now I’m sitting here in my bed in tears. Wife is asleep, so victory coitus will have to wait til morning.

  That is beyond impressive that you were able to do all that and not watch the game until you got home. I commend you. After the family was done with our emotional crash we had a pair of moose show up to celebrate North Idaho style.
  
  Appreciate the update and honestly I'm really glad that you made it back all right because it was looking messy.
  
  #YouDaMVP

  This was the 3rd Oregon game in a row I shut my phone off and started it late. It’s only weird if it doesn’t work

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