Flying Spirit is peak poor. I have a 10 year career killing bugs and I'd be embarrassed to fly Spirit.
Story time.
TOF wanted to visit family for Christmas which would be 16hr drive to TexASS not including stops. My last similar journey was well documented here and I almost killed myself and everyone in the car intentionally. I decide I’m going to leverage buying a plane tickets for all 6 heathens (non-pour airline) as a reason to get not TOF to okay the game.
Well, logical discussions and leverage doesn’t work with idiots so that went out the window.
The initial issue was her belief that even with my son; hookers, blow, and casinos would be part of the equation. After I called her a fucking retard a few times it was agreed that she was a fucking retard.
So game on or so I thought. Her next negotiation pivot was to leverage me going to the game for a dog… a fucking dog. So game off because I’m not letting hoebag win this one.
Well, just picked up a dog.
Had cunt wad just said yes two days earlier, without the bribe, the plane and hotel would’ve been half.
Dogs are fucking expensive. Plane tickets are fucking expensive. Kids are fucking expensive.
So yes, I had to go the pour route.
Could’ve been worse, at least the bribe didn’t involve me having sex with her.
CSB. At least Now you can understand why it’s always FYFMFE while FML.
Bummer, man.
Mrs Snow booked all our travel for Peach and Rose Bowl.
The Golden Nugget and such downtown is actually pretty legit imo. These days I would be tempted to stay there over strip for an event like this. You can always just uber over. Don't they do some festivities downtown for the game? Or is that for the vegas bowl or something
most places are pretty solid. Obv Cosmo and Aria are a go-to but I kinda like MGM lol
Still recovering from syphilis, hang nail, and outbreak of warts following recent trip but have gassed up the pinto. Ready to drive non stop. Spent several days rewiring car as mice ate through ignition circuit after parking near Eugene after last year's game.
Flying Spirit is peak poor. I have a 10 year career killing bugs and I'd be embarrassed to fly Spirit.
Story time.
TOF wanted to visit family for Christmas which would be 16hr drive to TexASS not including stops. My last similar journey was well documented here and I almost killed myself and everyone in the car intentionally. I decide I’m going to leverage buying a plane tickets for all 6 heathens (non-pour airline) as a reason to get not TOF to okay the game.
Well, logical discussions and leverage doesn’t work with idiots so that went out the window.
The initial issue was her belief that even with my son; hookers, blow, and casinos would be part of the equation. After I called her a fucking retard a few times it was agreed that she was a fucking retard.
So game on or so I thought. Her next negotiation pivot was to leverage me going to the game for a dog… a fucking dog. So game off because I’m not letting hoebag win this one.
Well, just picked up a dog.
Had cunt wad just said yes two days earlier, without the bribe, the plane and hotel would’ve been half.
Dogs are fucking expensive. Plane tickets are fucking expensive. Kids are fucking expensive.
So yes, I had to go the pour route.
Could’ve been worse, at least the bribe didn’t involve me having sex with her.
CSB. At least Now you can understand why it’s always FYFMFE while FML.
This is one of the more heartwarming stories I've read on HH.
Flying Spirit is peak poor. I have a 10 year career killing bugs and I'd be embarrassed to fly Spirit.
Story time.
TOF wanted to visit family for Christmas which would be 16hr drive to TexASS not including stops. My last similar journey was well documented here and I almost killed myself and everyone in the car intentionally. I decide I’m going to leverage buying a plane tickets for all 6 heathens (non-pour airline) as a reason to get not TOF to okay the game.
Well, logical discussions and leverage doesn’t work with idiots so that went out the window.
The initial issue was her belief that even with my son; hookers, blow, and casinos would be part of the equation. After I called her a fucking retard a few times it was agreed that she was a fucking retard.
So game on or so I thought. Her next negotiation pivot was to leverage me going to the game for a dog… a fucking dog. So game off because I’m not letting hoebag win this one.
Well, just picked up a dog.
Had cunt wad just said yes two days earlier, without the bribe, the plane and hotel would’ve been half.
Dogs are fucking expensive. Plane tickets are fucking expensive. Kids are fucking expensive.
So yes, I had to go the pour route.
Could’ve been worse, at least the bribe didn’t involve me having sex with her.
CSB. At least Now you can understand why it’s always FYFMFE while FML.
This is one of the more heartwarming stories I've read on HH.
I have to admit this little fucker is pretty cute.
Flying Spirit is peak poor. I have a 10 year career killing bugs and I'd be embarrassed to fly Spirit.
Story time.
TOF wanted to visit family for Christmas which would be 16hr drive to TexASS not including stops. My last similar journey was well documented here and I almost killed myself and everyone in the car intentionally. I decide I’m going to leverage buying a plane tickets for all 6 heathens (non-pour airline) as a reason to get not TOF to okay the game.
Well, logical discussions and leverage doesn’t work with idiots so that went out the window.
The initial issue was her belief that even with my son; hookers, blow, and casinos would be part of the equation. After I called her a fucking retard a few times it was agreed that she was a fucking retard.
So game on or so I thought. Her next negotiation pivot was to leverage me going to the game for a dog… a fucking dog. So game off because I’m not letting hoebag win this one.
Well, just picked up a dog.
Had cunt wad just said yes two days earlier, without the bribe, the plane and hotel would’ve been half.
Dogs are fucking expensive. Plane tickets are fucking expensive. Kids are fucking expensive.
So yes, I had to go the pour route.
Could’ve been worse, at least the bribe didn’t involve me having sex with her.
CSB. At least Now you can understand why it’s always FYFMFE while FML.
This is one of the more heartwarming stories I've read on HH.
I have to admit this little fucker is pretty cute.
Flying Spirit is peak poor. I have a 10 year career killing bugs and I'd be embarrassed to fly Spirit.
Story time.
TOF wanted to visit family for Christmas which would be 16hr drive to TexASS not including stops. My last similar journey was well documented here and I almost killed myself and everyone in the car intentionally. I decide I’m going to leverage buying a plane tickets for all 6 heathens (non-pour airline) as a reason to get not TOF to okay the game.
Well, logical discussions and leverage doesn’t work with idiots so that went out the window.
The initial issue was her belief that even with my son; hookers, blow, and casinos would be part of the equation. After I called her a fucking retard a few times it was agreed that she was a fucking retard.
So game on or so I thought. Her next negotiation pivot was to leverage me going to the game for a dog… a fucking dog. So game off because I’m not letting hoebag win this one.
Well, just picked up a dog.
Had cunt wad just said yes two days earlier, without the bribe, the plane and hotel would’ve been half.
Dogs are fucking expensive. Plane tickets are fucking expensive. Kids are fucking expensive.
So yes, I had to go the pour route.
Could’ve been worse, at least the bribe didn’t involve me having sex with her.
CSB. At least Now you can understand why it’s always FYFMFE while FML.
This is one of the more heartwarming stories I've read on HH.
I have to admit this little fucker is pretty cute.
Flying Spirit is peak poor. I have a 10 year career killing bugs and I'd be embarrassed to fly Spirit.
Story time.
TOF wanted to visit family for Christmas which would be 16hr drive to TexASS not including stops. My last similar journey was well documented here and I almost killed myself and everyone in the car intentionally. I decide I’m going to leverage buying a plane tickets for all 6 heathens (non-pour airline) as a reason to get not TOF to okay the game.
Well, logical discussions and leverage doesn’t work with idiots so that went out the window.
The initial issue was her belief that even with my son; hookers, blow, and casinos would be part of the equation. After I called her a fucking retard a few times it was agreed that she was a fucking retard.
So game on or so I thought. Her next negotiation pivot was to leverage me going to the game for a dog… a fucking dog. So game off because I’m not letting hoebag win this one.
Well, just picked up a dog.
Had cunt wad just said yes two days earlier, without the bribe, the plane and hotel would’ve been half.
Dogs are fucking expensive. Plane tickets are fucking expensive. Kids are fucking expensive.
So yes, I had to go the pour route.
Could’ve been worse, at least the bribe didn’t involve me having sex with her.
CSB. At least Now you can understand why it’s always FYFMFE while FML.
This is one of the more heartwarming stories I've read on HH.
I have to admit this little fucker is pretty cute.
One of the best things I ever did was get a dog.
That was also one of the worst things I ever did.
4 kids, 2 cats, a dog… suburban hell.
I get it. I have 3 kids and 4 dogs, 3 of which are 80+ pound shedding machines and aren’t allowed to live outside because to quote my wife “they aren’t pets, they’re family members.” FML
Flying Spirit is peak poor. I have a 10 year career killing bugs and I'd be embarrassed to fly Spirit.
Story time.
TOF wanted to visit family for Christmas which would be 16hr drive to TexASS not including stops. My last similar journey was well documented here and I almost killed myself and everyone in the car intentionally. I decide I’m going to leverage buying a plane tickets for all 6 heathens (non-pour airline) as a reason to get not TOF to okay the game.
Well, logical discussions and leverage doesn’t work with idiots so that went out the window.
The initial issue was her belief that even with my son; hookers, blow, and casinos would be part of the equation. After I called her a fucking retard a few times it was agreed that she was a fucking retard.
So game on or so I thought. Her next negotiation pivot was to leverage me going to the game for a dog… a fucking dog. So game off because I’m not letting hoebag win this one.
Well, just picked up a dog.
Had cunt wad just said yes two days earlier, without the bribe, the plane and hotel would’ve been half.
Dogs are fucking expensive. Plane tickets are fucking expensive. Kids are fucking expensive.
So yes, I had to go the pour route.
Could’ve been worse, at least the bribe didn’t involve me having sex with her.
CSB. At least Now you can understand why it’s always FYFMFE while FML.
This is one of the more heartwarming stories I've read on HH.
I have to admit this little fucker is pretty cute.
One of the best things I ever did was get a dog.
That was also one of the worst things I ever did.
4 kids, 2 cats, a dog… suburban hell.
I get it. I have 3 kids and 4 dogs, 3 of which are 80+ pound shedding machines and aren’t allowed to live outside because to quote my wife “they aren’t pets, they’re family members.” FML
Flying Spirit is peak poor. I have a 10 year career killing bugs and I'd be embarrassed to fly Spirit.
Story time.
TOF wanted to visit family for Christmas which would be 16hr drive to TexASS not including stops. My last similar journey was well documented here and I almost killed myself and everyone in the car intentionally. I decide I’m going to leverage buying a plane tickets for all 6 heathens (non-pour airline) as a reason to get not TOF to okay the game.
Well, logical discussions and leverage doesn’t work with idiots so that went out the window.
The initial issue was her belief that even with my son; hookers, blow, and casinos would be part of the equation. After I called her a fucking retard a few times it was agreed that she was a fucking retard.
So game on or so I thought. Her next negotiation pivot was to leverage me going to the game for a dog… a fucking dog. So game off because I’m not letting hoebag win this one.
Well, just picked up a dog.
Had cunt wad just said yes two days earlier, without the bribe, the plane and hotel would’ve been half.
Dogs are fucking expensive. Plane tickets are fucking expensive. Kids are fucking expensive.
So yes, I had to go the pour route.
Could’ve been worse, at least the bribe didn’t involve me having sex with her.
CSB. At least Now you can understand why it’s always FYFMFE while FML.
This is one of the more heartwarming stories I've read on HH.
I have to admit this little fucker is pretty cute.
Flying Spirit is peak poor. I have a 10 year career killing bugs and I'd be embarrassed to fly Spirit.
Story time.
TOF wanted to visit family for Christmas which would be 16hr drive to TexASS not including stops. My last similar journey was well documented here and I almost killed myself and everyone in the car intentionally. I decide I’m going to leverage buying a plane tickets for all 6 heathens (non-pour airline) as a reason to get not TOF to okay the game.
Well, logical discussions and leverage doesn’t work with idiots so that went out the window.
The initial issue was her belief that even with my son; hookers, blow, and casinos would be part of the equation. After I called her a fucking retard a few times it was agreed that she was a fucking retard.
So game on or so I thought. Her next negotiation pivot was to leverage me going to the game for a dog… a fucking dog. So game off because I’m not letting hoebag win this one.
Well, just picked up a dog.
Had cunt wad just said yes two days earlier, without the bribe, the plane and hotel would’ve been half.
Dogs are fucking expensive. Plane tickets are fucking expensive. Kids are fucking expensive.
So yes, I had to go the pour route.
Could’ve been worse, at least the bribe didn’t involve me having sex with her.
CSB. At least Now you can understand why it’s always FYFMFE while FML.
This is one of the more heartwarming stories I've read on HH.
I have to admit this little fucker is pretty cute.
Fuck ATL airport and ATL in general. 2 3/4hr drive turns to 4 hrs.
I was “picked at random”. Thought to myself this must be how bazey feels.
Saw one coug fan and one hawk fan. No purple. Some young cock sucker said go huskies and I replied go dawgs. He said that was UGA and I said only in GA as he walked off confused.
If any of you are drunk at about 1am and want to drive to get us at the airport please let me know.
Fuck ATL airport and ATL in general. 2 3/4hr drive turns to 4 hrs.
I was “picked at random”. Thought to myself this must be how bazey feels.
Saw one coug fan and one hawk fan. No purple. Some young cock sucker said go huskies and I replied go dawgs. He said that was UGA and I said only in GA as he walked off confused.
If any of you are drunk at about 1am and want to drive to get us at the airport please let me know.
Fuck ATL airport and ATL in general. 2 3/4hr drive turns to 4 hrs.
I was “picked at random”. Thought to myself this must be how bazey feels.
Saw one coug fan and one hawk fan. No purple. Some young cock sucker said go huskies and I replied go dawgs. He said that was UGA and I said only in GA as he walked off confused.
If any of you are drunk at about 1am and want to drive to get us at the airport please let me know.
I keep procrastinating on getting a TSA boarding pass and you'd think flying to Atlanta quarterly would get me off my ass.
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Mrs Snow booked all our travel for Peach and Rose Bowl.
One of the best things I ever did was get a dog.
That was also one of the worst things I ever did.
@46XiJCAB
Side note, your fake out on becoming a dad was one of the funniest things that’s happened here.
I was “picked at random”. Thought to myself this must be how bazey feels.
Saw one coug fan and one hawk fan. No purple. Some young cock sucker said go huskies and I replied go dawgs. He said that was UGA and I said only in GA as he walked off confused.
If any of you are drunk at about 1am and want to drive to get us at the airport please let me know.
And a faggot duck fan just sat down next to me.