The ultimate douche commercials compilation and douche talk
Derek mentioned that we should have more discussion about this.
One poster mentioned this was how he learned about the word douche. I saw a bottle at my grandmother’s house and was freaked out by it. I was 10.
This commercial is gold.
https://youtu.be/tZba905DGUc?si=cKW7S5cp0qIriiFG Comments
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Came here for football talk & malarkey; stayed for the douche discussion.
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There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.
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How is it an insult to be a bag that squirts into a vagina? - Jerry Seinfeld probably
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I saw Dearth of Douche at the Triple Door.TheHB said:There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.
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Did you feel fresh and clean afterward?GrundleStiltzkin said:
I saw Dearth of Douche at the Triple Door.TheHB said:There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.
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Thought this was a Caleb Williams thread
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My bag squirts into vaginas all the tim.RaceBannon said:How is it an insult to be a bag that squirts into a vagina? - Jerry Seinfeld probably
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I thought this was going to be about Dan Lanning.
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Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.Doog_de_Jour said:Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.
https://youtu.be/2Erc1Dfy5N0?si=XYziRILygt5uNIbf
For example...
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A small part of the general cultural rot that surrounds uschuck said:
Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.Doog_de_Jour said:Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.
https://youtu.be/2Erc1Dfy5N0?si=XYziRILygt5uNIbf
For example...https://youtu.be/PGFK3ML6OmU?feature=shared -
Note to women: Men don't want you to smell like "nothing".chuck said:
Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.
For example...https://youtu.be/PGFK3ML6OmU?feature=shared -
No, I hadn’t seen those ads, but I’ve seen the product in stores. And I guess there’s a version of it for men:chuck said:
Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.Doog_de_Jour said:Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.
https://youtu.be/2Erc1Dfy5N0?si=XYziRILygt5uNIbf
For example...https://youtu.be/PGFK3ML6OmU?feature=shared
“For pits, packages, and feet” 😅 -
I was there! They opened for NickelbackGrundleStiltzkin said:
I saw Dearth of Douche at the Triple Door.TheHB said:There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.
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But does it work for a gentleman’s taint in the souwf?Doog_de_Jour said:
No, I hadn’t seen those ads, but I’ve seen the product in stores. And I guess there’s a version of it for men:chuck said:
Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.Doog_de_Jour said:Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.
https://youtu.be/2Erc1Dfy5N0?si=XYziRILygt5uNIbf
For example...https://youtu.be/PGFK3ML6OmU?feature=shared
“For pits, packages, and feet” 😅 -
EmbarrassingDerekJohnson said:
I was there! They opened for NickelbackGrundleStiltzkin said:
I saw Dearth of Douche at the Triple Door.TheHB said:There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.
I'd rather jack-off with steel wool or read mutil-page Ducktard 3 point loss>3 point win threads than listen to Nickelback. Imagine going to see Nickelback, the band of divorced dads. -
Never forgot my first taste of vinegar as a young teen. Glorious. 😉PurpleBaze said:Came here for football talk & malarkey; stayed for the douche discussion.
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You don't want in a room with my package 72 hours after a shower. You just don't.Doog_de_Jour said:
No, I hadn’t seen those ads, but I’ve seen the product in stores. And I guess there’s a version of it for men:chuck said:
Hey @Doog_de_Jour have you seen the commercials for Lume deodorant? I think those ones set the bar at a record low and it's a record that will last. I try hard to avoid them but on some channels they seem to come at every break.Doog_de_Jour said:Fuck, feminine hygiene product ads are so cringe.
https://youtu.be/2Erc1Dfy5N0?si=XYziRILygt5uNIbf
For example...https://youtu.be/PGFK3ML6OmU?feature=shared
“For pits, packages, and feet” 😅
I'm telling you those commercials are gross. She's going for shock value in a sense, I suppose. "Pits, thigh folds, under boob, and butt crack" (as she points to each of these locations. Yikes lol. -
it was a jokeBaseman said:
EmbarrassingDerekJohnson said:
I was there! They opened for NickelbackGrundleStiltzkin said:
I saw Dearth of Douche at the Triple Door.TheHB said:There's never been a dearth of douche in this place.
I'd rather jack-off with steel wool or read mutil-page Ducktard 3 point loss>3 point win threads than listen to Nickelback. Imagine going to see Nickelback, the band of divorced dads.
