Yeah, we could be practicing for Stanford right now... or...

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or we could be playing dodgeball.

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If I were there, I'd make sure I was on the same team as Lindquist. Hopefully he doesn't take someone's head off today.

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PurpleJ

My favorite hazing game was shirtless airsoft gun fights.

UWerentThereMan

It was the 90's but I remember smear the queer and dodgeball being two different games.
They were when I was a kid.

Smear the Queer was a game where you run around and tackle people for no reason.

The queer had the ball

PurpleReign

On more than one occasion I walked into the boys room to find idiots making themselves pass out. Guess it's better than my dad. He told me when he was a kid they used to climb trees, make themselves pass out and fall out of the tree.

On purpose.

MisterEm

My favorite hazing game was shirtless airsoft gun fights.

Do tell, oh wise one.

Pics or GTFO.

chuck

Do the cool kids still refer to dodge ball as smear the queer or has pc claimed another great American tradition?

You and I apparently played a different game. Smear the queer was where one kid gets the football and all the others chase him down and gang tackle him (set up for an easy FIFY). He picks himself off the turf and throws it to someone else. If they're man enough, dumb enough, or craving it enough to catch it then the game starts over.

PurpleJ

My favorite hazing game was shirtless airsoft gun fights.
Do tell, oh wise one.

Pics or GTFO.

I don't keep pics of such things handy. But here is an example from google of the injuries inflicted...

But basically it involves airsoft guns and whatever scenarios your fucktard teenage minds could come up with. It's like paintball, expect the guns shoot little plastic balls. There are no winners in this game.

MikeDamone

IIke to think dodgeball was called smear the queer. That's what I think to think.

Are you new?

bananasnblondes

My favorite hazing game was shirtless airsoft gun fights.

Mine was the elephant walk

Dennis_DeYoung

Whatever you want to say about Pete, he does it his way.

PurpleJ

My favorite hazing game was shirtless airsoft gun fights.
Mine was the elephant walk

Hugh Millen was a FIJI. You'll have to axe him about that.

SpoonieLuv

Trip City. Run around and kick the legs out under other kids. Vaguely recall there being teams but who knows anymore.

SweatpantsGeneral

It was the 90's but I remember smear the queer and dodgeball being two different games.
This. Dodgeball was dodgeball, and smear the queer was where 20 guys would chase one guy with a football and then beat his ass until he fumbled, and then they'd chase the dipshit that picked it up and beat his ass. Repeat until the end of recess, or until the playground cunt tells you to stop.

I miss this game. Wearing my logging caulk boots changed the equation of this game quite a bit in my favor. I tried to tell someone about this game recently and she was horrified. I didn't get laid. Oops.

Captain Planet had to fuck everything up for everyone.

TierbsHsotBoobs

My favorite game was Hide and Go Fuck the Cheerleader.

uzi

It was the 90's but I remember smear the queer and dodgeball being two different games.

Yes. When I was in grade school (early 70s in Seattle) we called dodgeball "soak'em", not really sure how it was spelled. We had an open gym before school and during lunch, and played it all the time. Fun as hell.

Smear the queer was something we played at football practice while waiting for the coaches to arrive... and was as described by previous posters.

chuck

My favorite game was Hide and Go Fuck the Cheerleader.

We're not talking about the X rated games you had on floppy for your Apple IIC.

GrundleStiltzkin

My favorite game was Hide and Go Fuck the Cheerleader.
We're not talking about the X rated games you had on floppy for your Apple IIC.

So hot

PurpleBaze

My favorite game was Hide and Go Fuck the Cheerleader.
We're not talking about the X rated games you had on floppy for your Apple IIC.
So hot

Lemon... perfect!

Hippopeteamus

My favorite game was Hide and Go Fuck the Cheerleader.
We're not talking about the X rated games you had on floppy for your Apple IIC.
So hot

I know you are being sarkastic, but that is a Commodore 64 emulator.

PurpleJ

My favorite game was Hide and Go Fuck the Cheerleader.
We're not talking about the X rated games you had on floppy for your Apple IIC.
So hot
I know you are being sarkastic, but that is a Commodore 64 emulator.

I know you are being sarkastic, but The Commodores didn't become active until 68.

Citrus4Troogs

We're not talking about the X rated games you had on floppy for your Apple IIC.

I was always partial to the Leisure Suit Larry franchise