Yeah, we could be practicing for Stanford right now... or...

If I were there, I'd make sure I was on the same team as Lindquist. Hopefully he doesn't take someone's head off today.
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damnit petersen is the nerd hiding in the back, we're fucked
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I think you would want Lindy (ILTCHL) on the other team, since the sport involves throwing.whatshouldicareabout said:or we could be playing dodgeball.
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Wait til SinceredawgFS gets a hold of this
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Practice was at 8am
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Hopefully they learn to dodge wrenches quickly.
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Hey, sometimes you've got to let loose and have fun. Petersen works his ass off, so he's entitled to a little R&R. If it was someone like Sark, who was on permanent R&R, I'd have a problem with it.
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rather they play dodgeball than go to the movies
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Is that guy in the bottom center an elf?
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wasn't a football team activity. It was an athletic department event that I'm sure Petersen was required to attend with a bunch of other athletes/coaches from sports no one gives a fuck about.
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That's just lazy, Race. Surely a man with your photoshop skills could put W logos on those sweatsuits.RaceBannon said: -
I had the same thought.EsophagealFeces said:
That's just lazy, Race. Surely a man with your photoshop skills could put W logos on those sweatsuits.RaceBannon said: -
NRBEPurpleReign said:
I had the same thought.EsophagealFeces said:
That's just lazy, Race. Surely a man with your photoshop skills could put W logos on those sweatsuits.RaceBannon said: -
Do the cool kids still refer to dodge ball as smear the queer or has pc claimed another great American tradition?
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Sark would be by the Kidd Valley Burger cart with a KOMO "kick ass" presser and a mic/camera in his face if this were his show.
Coach Pete is planning which Sark fuck head he'd like to tag in the side of the grape.
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It was the 90's but I remember smear the queer and dodgeball being two different games.
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They were when I was a kid.PurpleReign said:It was the 90's but I remember smear the queer and dodgeball being two different games.
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Race has done it again!!!!!!PurpleReign said:
I had the same thought.EsophagealFeces said:
That's just lazy, Race. Surely a man with your photoshop skills could put W logos on those sweatsuits.RaceBannon said: -
This. Dodgeball was dodgeball, and smear the queer was where 20 guys would chase one guy with a football and then beat his ass until he fumbled, and then they'd chase the dipshit that picked it up and beat his ass. Repeat until the end of recess, or until the playground cunt tells you to stop.PurpleReign said:It was the 90's but I remember smear the queer and dodgeball being two different games.
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I also remember Butts Up (played with ball and a wall, not with dicks).
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My favorite hazing game was shirtless airsoft gun fights.
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The queer had the ballwhatshouldicareabout said:
They were when I was a kid.PurpleReign said:It was the 90's but I remember smear the queer and dodgeball being two different games.
Smear the Queer was a game where you run around and tackle people for no reason.
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On more than one occasion I walked into the boys room to find idiots making themselves pass out. Guess it's better than my dad. He told me when he was a kid they used to climb trees, make themselves pass out and fall out of the tree.
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Do tell, oh wise one.PurpleJ said:My favorite hazing game was shirtless airsoft gun fights.
Pics or GTFO.
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You and I apparently played a different game. Smear the queer was where one kid gets the football and all the others chase him down and gang tackle him (set up for an easy FIFY). He picks himself off the turf and throws it to someone else. If they're man enough, dumb enough, or craving it enough to catch it then the game starts over.RaccoonHarry said:Do the cool kids still refer to dodge ball as smear the queer or has pc claimed another great American tradition?
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I don't keep pics of such things handy. But here is an example from google of the injuries inflicted...MisterEm said:
Do tell, oh wise one.PurpleJ said:My favorite hazing game was shirtless airsoft gun fights.
Pics or GTFO.
But basically it involves airsoft guns and whatever scenarios your fucktard teenage minds could come up with. It's like paintball, expect the guns shoot little plastic balls. There are no winners in this game.
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IIke to think dodgeball was called smear the queer. That's what I think to think.
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Mine was the elephant walkPurpleJ said:My favorite hazing game was shirtless airsoft gun fights.
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Hugh Millen was a FIJI. You'll have to axe him about that.bananasnblondes said:
Mine was the elephant walkPurpleJ said:My favorite hazing game was shirtless airsoft gun fights.