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OFFICIAL Washington vs Arizona Game Thread

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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,714 Founders Club

    I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

    I like the assumptive close.

    Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?
    It doesnt count if it's your spouse

    Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?
    I don't

    but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

    victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.




    make sense...?

    DAWG sense
    Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

    Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.
    bearswiin is a looser
    Decent word smith back in the day though.

  • AEB
    AEB Member Posts: 3,023
    edited October 2023
    Lukewarm take: Dwags benefit from having played on grass already this season. That is all.

    Disregard - guess they’re already turf. Thank you global warming induced mega drought!
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,329

    I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

    I like the assumptive close.

    Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?
    It doesnt count if it's your spouse

    Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?
    I don't

    but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

    victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.




    make sense...?

    DAWG sense
    Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

    Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.
    Fucking this. I have a 7, 5, and 2 year old. You fit it in where you can.
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,597 Swaye's Wigwam

    I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

    I like the assumptive close.

    Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?
    It doesnt count if it's your spouse

    Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?
    I don't

    but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

    victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.




    make sense...?

    DAWG sense
    Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

    Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.
    Fucking this. I have a 7, 5, and 2 year old. You fit it in where you can.
    Damn, pal. You’re in the middle of it. It’ll get better BUT make sure you don’t let it go too fast.

    They better all me dwag fans!
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,773
    What channel is the game on?
  • PineapplePirate
    PineapplePirate Member Posts: 4,651

    PurpleJ said:

    What channel is the game on?

    Fucking Pac12 network. #7 team in the goddamn country relegated to that bullshit
    It’s 2023 and this is the shit we have to deal with. We are never making it to Mars.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,714 Founders Club

    I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

    I like the assumptive close.

    Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?
    It doesnt count if it's your spouse

    Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?
    I don't

    but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

    victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.




    make sense...?

    DAWG sense
    Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

    Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.
    Fucking this. I have a 7, 5, and 2 year old. You fit it in where you can.
    I respeck @PostGameOrangeSlices for smoking kief and having threesomes with Kewgs, but he needs to walk a mile in our shoes.
  • SwisherSweetboy
    SwisherSweetboy Member Posts: 587 Standard Supporter
    The Rapist is out?