Only way to beat Penix
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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The lacerater of livers guy seems to be getting along fine.Mad_Son said:
I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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Calls for genocide are permitted in this hypotheticalMad_Son said:
I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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One needs to give him peyronie’s disease.
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You rang?Mad_Son said:
I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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Hey I'm just talking Xs and Os. I didn't say I would do it.PurpleBaze said:
You rang?Mad_Son said:
I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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I don't like inappropriate touching of my Penix.creepycoug said:
Hey I'm just talking Xs and Os. I didn't say I would do it.PurpleBaze said:
You rang?Mad_Son said:
I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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Keep My Penix Upright!
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PurpleBaze said:
I don't like unnecessary roughness on my Penix.creepycoug said:
Hey I'm just talking Xs and Os. I didn't say I would do it.PurpleBaze said:
You rang?Mad_Son said:
I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.creepycoug said:is to make him flacid.
If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.
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