The Sark Stench

The process of removing the Sark stench from this team is in full swing. Petersen is doing what he needs to do: teaching the players to treat opponents with respect, enforcing standards, installing basic football fundamentals, etc. So far it is going as expected. There have been some bumps along the way. Less than spectacular performances mixed with flashes of brilliance. Did you really expect anything different? Even the transfer from Alabama is playing like he's been brainwashed by Sark for 4 years. Petersen can't just erase that shit entirely in one off-season. In other words, you have no idea the damage Sark did.

The preseason is over and the team is 4-0.

But what about the close win at Hawaii? The defensive disaster against Eastern? Boring 2nd half against Illinois? Going down 14-0 to Georgia St (not to be confused with Georgia) at halftime?

Listen up doogs, this isn't a god damn video game. Take your front-runner mentality and DIAFF. Also, NOGAF about style points. Games are not won or lost in the first half. If they were, Ty Willy might still be the coach. Games are 60 minutes long. Not 30. Petersen just talked about this in the latest boner inducing episode of The Pursuit. Are some of you are too young to remember what halftime adjustments are? Irregardless, the panic over a scrimmage is pathetic.

Reading through the bored last night was both hilarious and embarrassing. I'm surprised that I am surprised by that. Swaye was blackout drunk, and he's part injun (some of my best friends are injuns, so I can say that), but what is your fucking excuse?

Maybe the Sark stench needs to get pounded out of YOU.

The old HHBs get it. But you new guys need to start acting like REAL Viet Cong or LEAVE. We didn't watch our buddies die face down in the mud for this.

Viva la revolution!

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guntlove

Fremont....

You sound like Kent Griswold.

One of the five reasons (hardy har) I left doogman was so I wouldn't be lectured by some fucking self righteous blowhard about getting pissed on the boards when our team was playing like shit. And the first half of yesterday's game was a fecal inferno of shit-filled shitiness.

Jesus... we can still be excited about Petermananan & staff, and also be critical of them when they put a festering turd of a product out on the field.

FYFMFE

Swaye

I'm 1/32 Seminole.

Your forefathers put up a good fight in Florida in the 1830. Whitey still marched most of us to Oklahomo though. Fuck whitey.

Swaye

Fremont....

You sound like Kent Griswold.

One of the five reasons (hardy har) I left doogman was so I wouldn't be lectured by some fucking self righteous blowhard about getting pissed on the boards when our team was playing like shit. And the first half of yesterday's game was a fecal inferno of shit-filled shitiness.

Jesus... we can still be excited about Petermananan & staff, and also be critical of them when they put a festering turd of a product out on the field.

FYFMFE

To be fair, NOBODY sounds as fucked up as Griswold. NOBODY.

PurpleJ

I'm 100% Imperialist.

Sorry about all that bad stuff that my forefathers did that I had nothing to do with. I feel really bad so I will try to treat you different than everybody else for equality's sake.

Swaye

I'm 100% Imperialist.

Sorry about all that bad stuff that my forefathers did that I had nothing to do with. I feel really bad so I will try to treat you different than everybody else for equality's sake.

It's okay. I'm more pissed at the Romans for kicking the shit out of the Celtic side of me. Fuck Rome.

topdawgnc

Hold it.

Swaye's an injun?????????????
Card carrying Cherokee. Only 1/4 though. The rest is Welsh/Scot. Kinda explains the blackout last night no? I was genetically engineered to drink. And fall down. Just keep small pox away from me and I'll be okay. Lastly, no you can't come to my casino. Unless you bring blow. Then you can.

#trailoftears

Bullshit.

I bring a bottle of cheap whiskey and you'll be jonesing like a crack whore.

Swaye

Hold it.

Swaye's an injun?????????????
Card carrying Cherokee. Only 1/4 though. The rest is Welsh/Scot. Kinda explains the blackout last night no? I was genetically engineered to drink. And fall down. Just keep small pox away from me and I'll be okay. Lastly, no you can't come to my casino. Unless you bring blow. Then you can.

#trailoftears
Bullshit.

I bring a bottle of cheap whiskey and you'll be jonesing like a crack whore.

guntlove

Swaye...

You have been dominiting these boards the last 24 hours... and your work in this thread has delivered like fucking FedEx.

Very decently funny chit.

gunt.

kh83

Downvoted for improper use of irregardless #grammarnazi

Swaye

Swaye...

You have been dominiting these boards the last 24 hours... and your work in this thread has delivered like fucking FedEx.

Very decently funny chit.

gunt.

FREE PUB!

Dennis_DeYoung

You fucking idiot--being a Doog is not about hailing saviors, being patient or loving Gilby. Being a Doog is about excuses for poor performance, lowered standards, moral fucking victories and wanting successful teams to fail as much (or more) than you want your own to succeed, while claiming they cheat.

Ain't no one here doing that shit.

Spare me the "I'm a real football fan" dick measuring contest. That's for fucking Doogs in the first place.

If you want to talk about who's a real fan and who's not on this website you're a fucking moron. Everyone here besides PL_SS is a real fan (let's hug, no homo, $75k) and I'm singling him out mainly because I have no fucking idea who he is or what he is doing. I guess he's a real fan, who gives a shit.

Also, calling the shit here last night embarrassing?? On THIS website? For fuck's sake. Singling out--on this website--a bunch of fans for drinking and bullshitting about a dreck fest game?

We have a weekly post about fat bitches in lingerie--where posting nudity is too far. Something in that bizarre pairing/contradiction is a lot more fucking embarrassing than people being mad about sucking during a game.

For fuck's sake. Anyway, good post I guess. Don't be a DF.

It's more embarrassing that people were rooting for the Cuogs over the Ducks last night than anything I've ever seen here prior to that (not that I've been paying attention).

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

A have a raging sweatpants boner right now. Are any of your Injun friends chicks? Maybe we can play some mixed tribe hide the geronimo dong in the pink teepee.

I heart you

PostGameOrangeSlices

It's more embarrassing that people were rooting for the Cuogs over the Ducks last night than anything I've ever seen here prior to that (not that I've been paying attention).

Dont understand this paragraph. I always hope the wa state schools do well

Except Gonzaga. Hope they lose in the 1st round til aliens blow up the earth

doogsinparadise

Some of the senile old Hhb's need to learn the difference between bitching about shitty football and intimating that Pete=Sark.

PostGameOrangeSlices

I'm 100% Imperialist.

Sorry about all that bad stuff that my forefathers did that I had nothing to do with. I feel really bad so I will try to treat you different than everybody else for equality's sake.
It's okay. I'm more pissed at the Romans for kicking the shit out of the Celtic side of me. Fuck Rome.

Hahhaa. My Roman ancestors fucked everybody, then fucked themselves even harder and gave the rest if Europe sloppy 2nds for a thousand years

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Pretty sure I'm around the Affirmative Action 1/16th Injun cut-off, but I've always been too lazy to dig deeper. People compliment me on the tan though. They also say I have pretty blue eyes. Then, if it's a female that looks in the neighborhood of 18 +, I say, "Thanks. Would you like to check out other parts of my anatomy?"

whlinder

Hold it.

Swaye's an injun?????????????
Card carrying Cherokee. Only 1/4 though. The rest is Welsh/Scot. Kinda explains the blackout last night no? I was genetically engineered to drink. And fall down. Just keep small pox away from me and I'll be okay. Lastly, no you can't come to my casino. Unless you bring blow. Then you can.

#trailoftears

BTW I honor your heritage every day by supporting my Redskins

TierbsHsotBoobs

Hold it.

Swaye's an injun?????????????
Card carrying Cherokee. Only 1/4 though. The rest is Welsh/Scot. Kinda explains the blackout last night no? I was genetically engineered to drink. And fall down. Just keep small pox away from me and I'll be okay. Lastly, no you can't come to my casino. Unless you bring blow. Then you can.

#trailoftears
BTW I honor your heritage every day by supporting my Redskins

Have we fired Snyder yet for that fucking dreckfest of a field they play on?

whlinder

Hold it.

Swaye's an injun?????????????
Card carrying Cherokee. Only 1/4 though. The rest is Welsh/Scot. Kinda explains the blackout last night no? I was genetically engineered to drink. And fall down. Just keep small pox away from me and I'll be okay. Lastly, no you can't come to my casino. Unless you bring blow. Then you can.

#trailoftears
BTW I honor your heritage every day by supporting my Redskins
Have we fired Snyder yet for that fucking dreckfest of a field they play on?

Whether intentional or not, that field got RG3 hurt again which is the only way to get him off the field and let real QBs play.

Snyder is as entrenched and competent as Emmert is in his position.

Swaye

Pretty sure I'm around the Affirmative Action 1/16th Injun cut-off, but I've always been too lazy to dig deeper. People compliment me on the tan though. They also say I have pretty blue eyes. Then, if it's a female that looks in the neighborhood of 18 +, I say, "Thanks. Would you like to check out other parts of my anatomy?"

I'm not sure if this is what you were going for, but I am pretty sure I want to fuck you now.