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The Sark Stench

The process of removing the Sark stench from this team is in full swing. Petersen is doing what he needs to do: teaching the players to treat opponents with respect, enforcing standards, installing basic football fundamentals, etc. So far it is going as expected. There have been some bumps along the way. Less than spectacular performances mixed with flashes of brilliance. Did you really expect anything different? Even the transfer from Alabama is playing like he's been brainwashed by Sark for 4 years. Petersen can't just erase that shit entirely in one off-season. In other words, you have no idea the damage Sark did.

The preseason is over and the team is 4-0.

But what about the close win at Hawaii? The defensive disaster against Eastern? Boring 2nd half against Illinois? Going down 14-0 to Georgia St (not to be confused with Georgia) at halftime?

Listen up doogs, this isn't a god damn video game. Take your front-runner mentality and DIAFF. Also, NOGAF about style points. Games are not won or lost in the first half. If they were, Ty Willy might still be the coach. Games are 60 minutes long. Not 30. Petersen just talked about this in the latest boner inducing episode of The Pursuit. Are some of you are too young to remember what halftime adjustments are? Irregardless, the panic over a scrimmage is pathetic.

Reading through the bored last night was both hilarious and embarrassing. I'm surprised that I am surprised by that. Swaye was blackout drunk, and he's part injun (some of my best friends are injuns, so I can say that), but what is your fucking excuse?

Maybe the Sark stench needs to get pounded out of YOU.

The old HHBs get it. But you new guys need to start acting like REAL Viet Cong or LEAVE. We didn't watch our buddies die face down in the mud for this.

Viva la revolution!
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  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,169
    There's only one thing that can remove Sark stench: Napalm.
  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685

    There's only one thing that can remove Sark stench: Napalm.

    Why do you hate Sir Pat Haden?



  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Very glad that I'm often coaching & this away from the boreds during the games. Who knows that kinda shit I'd be spewing.
    I think we beat Stanford rather easily.
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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
    I believe that the Bubble Screen is the new 5 yard out route ...

    The secondary is always going to be a bit of a struggle this year although we'll see stretches where the young kids play well and others where they are too afraid to make mistakes and instead make mistakes. We'll continue to be reliant on winning the turnover battle (something that nobody is really talking about after 4 games) and using some disguises in our coverage to be able to throw just enough wrinkles out there to either cause mistakes or allow our DL to get pressure on the QB. The one thing that is crystal clear is that our front can get pressure on the QB.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
    One thing to add to that Damone is that the second half of the year is almost always better than the first half of the year as the players realize what they are being told is working.

    I still say 10+ or GTFO.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited September 2014
    Tequilla said:

    One thing to add to that Damone is that the second half of the year is almost always better than the first half of the year as the players realize what they are being told is working.

    I still say 10+ or GTFO.

    Hoping so. They can go 5-4 in conference and win a bowl for 10. I'm mostly worried about stopping teams that throw the ball around. Peters is the shit, but the other guys need work.

    I think Cal and Colorado are wins. I like the Stanford matchups. I think ASU at home is a win. I actually like UWs Stanford chances more than OSU and WSU. Mannion, Halliday and Hundley will cause problems.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    Tequilla said:

    One thing to add to that Damone is that the second half of the year is almost always better than the first half of the year as the players realize what they are being told is working.

    I still say 10+ or GTFO.

    I'm mostly worried about stopping teams that throw the ball around. Peters is the shit, but the other guys need work.
    This.

    Is what I would worry about. But LIPO.

    I like our chances, because the PAC isn't as strong as some think it is. I haven't seen any teams that really scare me, only teams that we might not match up well with. It's a good thing we have a real coach now. Best coach in our division, and likely the best in the conference.
  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479
    Let's do this shit!

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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,169
    MisterEm said:

    There's only one thing that can remove Sark stench: Napalm.

    Why do you hate Sir Pat Haden?

    If you think Sark's stank left with him, then I can't help you.
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    Hold it.

    Swaye's an injun?????????????
  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479
    Dot or feather?
  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479
    I'm 1/32 Seminole.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    I'm 1/32 Seminole.

    Your forefathers put up a good fight in Florida in the 1830. Whitey still marched most of us to Oklahomo though. Fuck whitey.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    guntlove said:

    Fremont....

    You sound like Kent Griswold.

    One of the five reasons (hardy har) I left doogman was so I wouldn't be lectured by some fucking self righteous blowhard about getting pissed on the boards when our team was playing like shit. And the first half of yesterday's game was a fecal inferno of shit-filled shitiness.

    Jesus... we can still be excited about Petermananan & staff, and also be critical of them when they put a festering turd of a product out on the field.

    FYFMFE

    To be fair, NOBODY sounds as fucked up as Griswold. NOBODY.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    I'm 100% Imperialist.


    Sorry about all that bad stuff that my forefathers did that I had nothing to do with. I feel really bad so I will try to treat you different than everybody else for equality's sake.

    It's okay. I'm more pissed at the Romans for kicking the shit out of the Celtic side of me. Fuck Rome.
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    Swaye said:

    topdawgnc said:

    Hold it.

    Swaye's an injun?????????????

    Card carrying Cherokee. Only 1/4 though. The rest is Welsh/Scot. Kinda explains the blackout last night no? I was genetically engineered to drink. And fall down. Just keep small pox away from me and I'll be okay. Lastly, no you can't come to my casino. Unless you bring blow. Then you can.

    #trailoftears
    Bullshit.

    I bring a bottle of cheap whiskey and you'll be jonesing like a crack whore.
  • kh83
    kh83 Member Posts: 596
    Downvoted for improper use of irregardless #grammarnazi
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    guntlove said:

    Swaye...

    You have been dominiting these boards the last 24 hours... and your work in this thread has delivered like fucking FedEx.

    Very decently funny chit.

    gunt.

    FREE PUB!