Get to work you lazy fucking Ducktards !!
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Ducks and their mortal foie gras fantasies, amirite??BleachedAnusDawg said:My Duck gas pumper story from today.
Pulled into a Chevron just outside of Bend and ask for a fill with regular. There's room for about 17 gallons, but the pump stops after 6 gallons and the attendant has abandoned their post to either take a dump or get a hit of meth. After waiting for a minute I get out and find the nozzle is jammed into the filler at a weird angle. I fix it and all is well. A second attendant comes over and thanks me for doing his job for him, then proceeds to tell me about the gas filler geometry that he's learned in what appears to be his 35+ years as a gas pump attendant. It's hard, he says.
Guy then proceeded to try and fill the tank to the top of the filler neck, which is actually no bueno for safety reasons.
Cool story, bro.
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Considering the life skillz level of your typical #PumpMyGasDuck attendant, I don't see how the State feels this policy enhances safety.BleachedAnusDawg said:My Duck gas pumper story from today.
Pulled into a Chevron just outside of Bend and ask for a fill with regular. There's room for about 17 gallons, but the pump stops after 6 gallons and the attendant has abandoned their post to either take a dump or get a hit of meth. After waiting for a minute I get out and find the nozzle is jammed into the filler at a weird angle. I fix it and all is well. A second attendant comes over and thanks me for doing his job for him, then proceeds to tell me about the gas filler geometry that he's learned in what appears to be his 35+ years as a gas pump attendant. It's hard, he says.
Guy then proceeded to try and fill the tank to the top of the filler neck, which is actually no bueno for safety reasons.
Cool story, bro. -
If we can’t count on ducks to properly pump gas, then the list of uses for them has truly reached its end.
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In Canada we're not allowed to drive our own vehicle through the auto wash for safety reasons and require an attendant to do it for us
Jk we have functional prefrontal cortexes and opposable thumbs sorry duckies -
In Oregon are Duck grads required to plug Teslas into speed chargers for you? Serious question that demands answers.
