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For the August Fundraiser, what should be the promotional item?

DerekJohnson
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For the August Fundraiser, what should be the promotional item? 23 votes

Tuck-friendly bathing suits with the HH.com logo
17%
MelloDawgSwayeSluggoRouteDawgcoronabruin 4 votes
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Kooler
4%
Joey 1 vote
64 ounce steel flask
13%
PostGameOrangeSlicesTheHBArc 3 votes
Paperback copy of "How to live with a Giant Penis"
4%
dannarc 1 vote
Remote control fart machine
4%
chuck 1 vote
Pilsner Glass that reads: "My Life would be better off if I stopped visiting this dump anyway"
30%
DerekJohnsonPurpleBazebiak1Williams3NEsnake12YellowSnowTXDawg 7 votes
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26%
CFetters_Nacho_LoverEsophagealFeceshuskyhooligandoogvilleFireCohenCanadawg 6 votes
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,340 Founders Club
    edited May 2023
    Pilsner Glass that reads: "My Life would be better off if I stopped visiting this dump anyway"
    It's ain't broke, don't fix it.

    I'm trying to complete the set of glassware.

    Also, for the love of Christ, the Hardcore Husky glasses are not Pilsner glasses, rather they are "snifters". This is what happens when you put a Coca Cola drinker in charge of the beer glasses.



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  • coronabruin
    coronabruin Member Posts: 1,491
    Tuck-friendly bathing suits with the HH.com logo
    Purple plungers (RIP @MikeDamone )
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  • Canadawg
    Canadawg Member Posts: 5,349
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    A miniature off season natty trophy or a "We beat Portland State" tee shirt
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  • EwaDawg
    EwaDawg Member Posts: 4,339
    DerekJohnson said:


    Please pardon, the yeller one. He thinks rowing is a sport.
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  • Joey
    Joey Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,284 Founders Club
    Giant Fist Shaped Drink Kooler
    Saw the fist and I laffed.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club
    Pilsner Glass that reads: "My Life would be better off if I stopped visiting this dump anyway"
    Should have tagged @Rubberfist .

    Totally out of practice these daysm. Not in mid season Malarkey form...
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,340 Founders Club
    Pilsner Glass that reads: "My Life would be better off if I stopped visiting this dump anyway"
    EwaDawg said:

    DerekJohnson said:


    Please pardon, the yeller one. He thinks rowing is a sport.
    We invented college sports. You're welcome @EwaDawg .



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  • EwaDawg
    EwaDawg Member Posts: 4,339
    edited May 2023
    YellowSnow said:

    EwaDawg said:


    Please pardon, the yeller one. He thinks rowing is a sport.
    We invented college sports. You're welcome @EwaDawg .





    Sorry, just don't send a Coxswain to kick my ass. Thanks, as usual.

    (I am older, so I forgot the particulars of your regard for the esteemed sport of rowing. Pardon my failure to somehow include the ** about not being a recognized NCAA sport. I just wanted to make a funny without expending effort.)

    ******And (in response to your meme), no. By the time you arrived rowing had been GREATLY PUSSIFIED compared to the Hitler crew (as has nearly everything, other sports included).
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,340 Founders Club
    Pilsner Glass that reads: "My Life would be better off if I stopped visiting this dump anyway"
    EwaDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    EwaDawg said:


    Please pardon, the yeller one. He thinks rowing is a sport.
    We invented college sports. You're welcome @EwaDawg .



    Sorry, just don't send a Coxswain to kick my ass. Thanks, as usual.

    (I am older, so I forgot the particulars of your regard for the esteemed sport of rowing. Pardon my failure to somehow include the ** about not being a recognized NCAA sport. I just wanted to make a funny without expending effort.)

    ******And (in response to your meme), no. By the time you arrived rowing had been GREATLY PUSSIFIED compared to the Hitler crew (as has nearly everything, other sports included).

    Well, duh, every team is pussified compared to beating Hitler.

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  • EwaDawg
    EwaDawg Member Posts: 4,339
    edited May 2023
    YellowSnow said:

    EwaDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    EwaDawg said:


    Please pardon, the yeller one. He thinks rowing is a sport.
    We invented college sports. You're welcome @EwaDawg .



    Sorry, just don't send a Coxswain to kick my ass. Thanks, as usual.

    (I am older, so I forgot the particulars of your regard for the esteemed sport of rowing. Pardon my failure to somehow include the ** about not being a recognized NCAA sport. I just wanted to make a funny without expending effort.)

    ******And (in response to your meme), no. By the time you arrived rowing had been GREATLY PUSSIFIED compared to the Hitler crew (as has nearly everything, other sports included).
    Well, duh, every team is pussified compared to beating Hitler.



    Rowing is probably the least pussified of any (RESPECT). When did women's rowing take off?
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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,169
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    The only real option is HH logo'd butt beads. Put one letter of a beloved HH acronym on each bead. WDWHA, BONEM, DIAFF, etc. Some of the poasters around here could probably take the entirety of ILTCHDJ, IWILTD, but that might be excessive for the average asshole around here.
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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,328 Founders Club
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    I had a great idea the other day for the fund raiser promotional item but then I went into a nacho cheese sauce induced food coma and can’t remember what it was.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club
    Pilsner Glass that reads: "My Life would be better off if I stopped visiting this dump anyway"
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

    I had a great idea the other day for the fund raiser promotional item but then I went into a nacho cheese sauce induced food coma and can’t remember what it was.

    HHC Shake Weight?!
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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
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    HH flashlight would be so on brand
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,217
    edited May 2023
    64 ounce steel flask
    flask

    need a new one for my office. everyone has three.
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  • Canadawg
    Canadawg Member Posts: 5,349
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    CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

    I had a great idea the other day for the fund raiser promotional item but then I went into a nacho cheese sauce induced food coma and can’t remember what it was.

    You need to get into another coma to remember
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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,328 Founders Club
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    PurpleBaze said:

    CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

    I had a great idea the other day for the fund raiser promotional item but then I went into a nacho cheese sauce induced food coma and can’t remember what it was.

    HHC Shake Weight?!

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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,328 Founders Club
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    Canadawg said:

    CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

    I had a great idea the other day for the fund raiser promotional item but then I went into a nacho cheese sauce induced food coma and can’t remember what it was.

    You need to get into another coma to remember

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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,551 Founders Club
    Pilsner Glass that reads: "My Life would be better off if I stopped visiting this dump anyway"
    YellowSnow said:

    It's ain't broke, don't fix it.

    I'm trying to complete the set of glassware.

    Also, for the love of Christ, the Hardcore Husky glasses are not Pilsner glasses, rather they are "snifters". This is what happens when you put a Coca Cola drinker in charge of the beer glasses.




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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,480 Founders Club
    EsophagealFeces said:

    The only real option is HH logo'd butt beads. Put one letter of a beloved HH acronym on each bead. WDWHA, BONEM, DIAFF, etc. Some of the poasters around here could probably take the entirety of ILTCHDJ, IWILTD, but that might be excessive for the average asshole around here.

    GTHUALTDBRLATI

    HTH


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  • Canadawg
    Canadawg Member Posts: 5,349
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    huskyhooligan said:

    @Sandra6 branded flesh-light.

    Would that be in Maryland colours or Rutgers colours?
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  • TXDawg
    TXDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 851 Founders Club
    edited May 2023
    Pilsner Glass that reads: "My Life would be better off if I stopped visiting this dump anyway"
    Keep the glasses rolling. Has there been a large mug? And I need a couple of good bumper stickers for my beer fridge and tailgate coolers. I'd pay additional money for a good shirt.
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  • huskyhooligan
    huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,957 Swaye's Wigwam
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    Canadawg said:

    huskyhooligan said:

    @Sandra6 branded flesh-light.

    Would that be in Maryland colours or Rutgers colours?
    I'm kind of partial to Maryland because of the checker-board design, which will also remind me of @PurpleBaze &HMD

    If I last 30 seconds with that combo it would be a new personal best.
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