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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    None - I can put air in my tires and pump my own gas and that's about it
    Mad_Son said:

    I'm sure with YouTube handy I could figure out how to do most of it. Assuming I had ample time.

    YouTube is wonderful that way. Did I know how to change an O2 censor before YouTube? Nope. Did YouTube show me how easy it is? Yup!
    Haven't used it for car repairs but basic plumbing and a number of other little projects around the house. I'm not much of a man when it comes to taking things apart and putting them back together but the little bit of a man that I am in those areas is 100% thanks to YT.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,263 Founders Club
    Basic - I can change my own oil, air filters, batteries, etc

    The Throbber pays people to work on his vehicles.

    They are a mode of transportation. Nothing more, nothing less.

    And Ducks PUMP MY GAS!!!

    Don't get me wrong @PurpleThrobber I still pay for most stuff. But there's also a convenience factor involved on the easiest shit like batteries, air filters, etc, vs taking it to the dealer or mechanic for that shit. The Toyota dealers in White Wakanda has the busiest service department I've ever seen and they take forever, even on simple shit.

    Also I get more gas pumped jack Ducktards than anyone here.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,066
    edited April 2023

    The Throbber pays people to work on his vehicles.

    They are a mode of transportation. Nothing more, nothing less.

    And Ducks PUMP MY GAS!!!

    Don't get me wrong @PurpleThrobber I still pay for most stuff. But there's also a convenience factor involved on the easiest shit like batteries, air filters, etc, vs taking it to the dealer or mechanic for that shit. The Toyota dealers in White Wakanda has the busiest service department I've ever seen and they take forever, even on simple shit.

    Also I get more gas pumped jack Ducktards than anyone here.
    The throbber has underlings who take his car to the shop.

    In lieu of charging him rent, the adult kid who boomerangs back on occasion is tasked with sitting in the repair shop or getting snow tires put on or whatever. Someday your Lil Piss will be a fine underling, I'm sure.

    The throbber then productively uses that time to make more $$$ or brb, jo as applicable.

  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,263 Founders Club
    Basic - I can change my own oil, air filters, batteries, etc

    The Throbber pays people to work on his vehicles.

    They are a mode of transportation. Nothing more, nothing less.

    And Ducks PUMP MY GAS!!!

    Don't get me wrong @PurpleThrobber I still pay for most stuff. But there's also a convenience factor involved on the easiest shit like batteries, air filters, etc, vs taking it to the dealer or mechanic for that shit. The Toyota dealers in White Wakanda has the busiest service department I've ever seen and they take forever, even on simple shit.

    Also I get more gas pumped jack Ducktards than anyone here.
    The throbber has underlings who take his car to the shop.

    In lieu of charging him rent, the adult kid who boomerangs back on occasion is tasked with sitting in the repair shop or getting snow tires put on or whatever. Someday your Lil Piss will be a fine underling, I'm sure.

    The throbber then productively uses that time to make more $$$ or brb, jo as applicable.

    @MrsSnow has a no underlings living at home post college.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,066

    The Throbber pays people to work on his vehicles.

    They are a mode of transportation. Nothing more, nothing less.

    And Ducks PUMP MY GAS!!!

    Don't get me wrong @PurpleThrobber I still pay for most stuff. But there's also a convenience factor involved on the easiest shit like batteries, air filters, etc, vs taking it to the dealer or mechanic for that shit. The Toyota dealers in White Wakanda has the busiest service department I've ever seen and they take forever, even on simple shit.

    Also I get more gas pumped jack Ducktards than anyone here.
    The throbber has underlings who take his car to the shop.

    In lieu of charging him rent, the adult kid who boomerangs back on occasion is tasked with sitting in the repair shop or getting snow tires put on or whatever. Someday your Lil Piss will be a fine underling, I'm sure.

    The throbber then productively uses that time to make more $$$ or brb, jo as applicable.

    @MrsSnow has a no underlings living at home post college.
    They're pretty handy. Especially one with a pickup truck and the ability to use a chainsaw or swing a hammer.

    Indentured servitude is how I would consider it.

  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,263 Founders Club
    Basic - I can change my own oil, air filters, batteries, etc

    The Throbber pays people to work on his vehicles.

    They are a mode of transportation. Nothing more, nothing less.

    And Ducks PUMP MY GAS!!!

    Don't get me wrong @PurpleThrobber I still pay for most stuff. But there's also a convenience factor involved on the easiest shit like batteries, air filters, etc, vs taking it to the dealer or mechanic for that shit. The Toyota dealers in White Wakanda has the busiest service department I've ever seen and they take forever, even on simple shit.

    Also I get more gas pumped jack Ducktards than anyone here.
    The throbber has underlings who take his car to the shop.

    In lieu of charging him rent, the adult kid who boomerangs back on occasion is tasked with sitting in the repair shop or getting snow tires put on or whatever. Someday your Lil Piss will be a fine underling, I'm sure.

    The throbber then productively uses that time to make more $$$ or brb, jo as applicable.

    @MrsSnow has a no underlings living at home post college.
    They're pretty handy. Especially one with a pickup truck and the ability to use a chainsaw or swing a hammer.

    Indentured servitude is how I would consider it.

    I think there's a movie with Terry Bradshaw about this.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,210 Standard Supporter
    Advanced - I can do my own brakes, spark plugs, etc

    The Throbber pays people to work on his vehicles.

    They are a mode of transportation. Nothing more, nothing less.

    And Ducks PUMP MY GAS!!!

    Sincerely,

    A Toyota owner
  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    None - I can put air in my tires and pump my own gas and that's about it
    It's not that I couldn't learn. It's just that it's totally unfulfilling work. Not fun at all.
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,461 Founders Club
    Basic - I can change my own oil, air filters, batteries, etc
    I’m a Basic to Intermediate level. Would argue brakes, spark plugs, starters are intermediate. Once you’ve done it, it’s easy imo. Definitely do not choose to do it anymore.

    YouTube mechanic FTW

  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club
    Basic - I can change my own oil, air filters, batteries, etc
    It's my experience, whatever you're attempting to do has a YouTube tutorial to show you the way.

    I'm no grease monkey, but it's all out there.