Wood or not to Wood. Chubby celebrity edition. Jennifer Coolidge 2022
Wood or not to Wood. Chubby celebrity edition. Jennifer Coolidge 2022 28 votes
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Not WoodLearning you are.
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WoodOnly for the street cred of banging Stiflers Mom.
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WoodI LOVE Jennifer Coolidge and if any of you motherfuckers say anything mean about her you’ll have to answer to ME!
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WoodHonestly speaking, I should be so lucky.
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Something about her face has gotten funky in old age.Swaye said:Only for the street cred of banging Stiflers Mom.
Wood - Stifler's mom. 2022 - not wood. -
Not WoodShe's a horrible actress. Can I say actress?
HBO should have dumped her from that resort series
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She's a horrible actress. Can I say actress?
HBO should have dumped her from that resort series
I deleted season 2 when I saw her
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Im a little worried about you @el_k with the direction of your most recent posts… these women are like the first few days of hell that you keep posting from my perspective… maybe it’s just me
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What do you got against Norah Jones and Hallmark movies?TheRoarOfTheCrowd said:Im a little worried about you @el_k with the direction of your most recent posts…
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That is some spooky material…
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This follows up on his previous grade b porno wacko women as well… the guy is on a streak… i know this will be viewed as a tasteless comment on my part, but i feel like we are eventually sliding into a discussion of fat girls and midgets [a magazine pictorial which is not to be missed]
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This is a take off of @PurpleThrobber comment about banging chubby celebs. Wood or not to wood? So stop being a fag.TheRoarOfTheCrowd said:Im a little worried about you @el_k with the direction of your most recent posts… these women are like the first few days of hell that you keep posting from my perspective… maybe it’s just me
And I have a distaste for shows with midgets. Peter Dinklage OK. The midgets on TLC not OK.
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Not WoodI want to kill her. So fucking tired of that Old Navy commercial.
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Not Wood
I already have one, NTTAWWT
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Promise?Doog_de_Jour said:I LOVE Jennifer Coolidge and if any of you motherfuckers say anything mean about her you’ll have to answer to ME!
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Guarantee! 😉pawz said:
Promise?Doog_de_Jour said:I LOVE Jennifer Coolidge and if any of you motherfuckers say anything mean about her you’ll have to answer to ME!
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O v e r r a t e dDoog_de_Jour said:
Guarantee! 😉pawz said:
Promise?Doog_de_Jour said:I LOVE Jennifer Coolidge and if any of you motherfuckers say anything mean about her you’ll have to answer to ME!
*I’ll take my beating at 520 B&G 🥳😉
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Who watches commercials?PurpleThrobber said:I want to kill her. So fucking tired of that Old Navy commercial.
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WoodSomething tells me she gives a top 1% level BJ. Like you may not be that into it, going in at half staff because you aren't thrilled at the opportunity, but you know, its still an opportunity. About 2 seconds in you learn this is a master level BJ, and you straighten right up and she edges you for a half hour (because you were ready after 30 seconds) before taking everything. You may be ashamed, and walk away swearing to never do it again. But the next time you see her number pop up on the caller ID you immediately justify doing it again, so you do.
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Well explained, but we all know that for you it fits no matter who is down there.huskyhooligan said:Something tells me she gives a top 1% level BJ. Like you may not be that into it, going in at half staff because you aren't thrilled at the opportunity, but you know, its still an opportunity. About 2 seconds in you learn this is a master level BJ, and you straighten right up and she edges you for a half hour (because you were ready after 30 seconds) before taking everything. You may be ashamed, and walk away swearing to never do it again. But the next time you see her number pop up on the caller ID you immediately justify doing it again, so you do.
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Not quite certain whether to be disgusted or aroused.huskyhooligan said:Something tells me she gives a top 1% level BJ. Like you may not be that into it, going in at half staff because you aren't thrilled at the opportunity, but you know, its still an opportunity. About 2 seconds in you learn this is a master level BJ, and you straighten right up and she edges you for a half hour (because you were ready after 30 seconds) before taking everything. You may be ashamed, and walk away swearing to never do it again. But the next time you see her number pop up on the caller ID you immediately justify doing it again, so you do.
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Thanks pup!huskyhooligan said:Something tells me she gives a top 1% level BJ. Like you may not be that into it, going in at half staff because you aren't thrilled at the opportunity, but you know, its still an opportunity. About 2 seconds in you learn this is a master level BJ, and you straighten right up and she edges you for a half hour (because you were ready after 30 seconds) before taking everything. You may be ashamed, and walk away swearing to never do it again. But the next time you see her number pop up on the caller ID you immediately justify doing it again, so you do.
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agreehuskyhooligan said:Something tells me she gives a top 1% level BJ. Like you may not be that into it, going in at half staff because you aren't thrilled at the opportunity, but you know, its still an opportunity. About 2 seconds in you learn this is a master level BJ, and you straighten right up and she edges you for a half hour (because you were ready after 30 seconds) before taking everything. You may be ashamed, and walk away swearing to never do it again. But the next time you see her number pop up on the caller ID you immediately justify doing it again, so you do.
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Not WoodI had no idea that was the same woman
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Not WoodShe's awful. Just saw a close up of her hands in White Lotus. Holy fucking man hands.
She's disgusting. Not even drunk af on a cold, lonely, wet and windy night in Aberdeen. Not even then. -
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A cold, lonely, wet and windy night in Aberdeen >>> dirty, rainy night in Gorst?creepycoug said:She's awful. Just saw a close up of her hands in White Lotus. Holy fucking man hands.
She's disgusting. Not even drunk af on a cold, lonely, wet and windy night in Aberdeen. Not even then. -
You'll never find this grade of intimacy on most fan boreds.huskyhooligan said:Something tells me she gives a top 1% level BJ. Like you may not be that into it, going in at half staff because you aren't thrilled at the opportunity, but you know, its still an opportunity. About 2 seconds in you learn this is a master level BJ, and you straighten right up and she edges you for a half hour (because you were ready after 30 seconds) before taking everything. You may be ashamed, and walk away swearing to never do it again. But the next time you see her number pop up on the caller ID you immediately justify doing it again, so you do.
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Well explained, but we all know that for you it fits no matter who is down there.huskyhooligan said:Something tells me she gives a top 1% level BJ. Like you may not be that into it, going in at half staff because you aren't thrilled at the opportunity, but you know, its still an opportunity. About 2 seconds in you learn this is a master level BJ, and you straighten right up and she edges you for a half hour (because you were ready after 30 seconds) before taking everything. You may be ashamed, and walk away swearing to never do it again. But the next time you see her number pop up on the caller ID you immediately justify doing it again, so you do.
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Not WoodThat engine has a few too many miles on it for me
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This reminds me of when I was a scoot, sitting in the press box at UW during a rain delay with several others. A colleague entered, very somber. He said he had just returned from seeing his dying grandfather. With the room filled with family, his grandpa motioned him to come over, and brought him in close. He was expecting some profound words of wisdom, a nugget to guide him through the rest of his life.
His grandpa whispered to him, "John, I have one regret in my long life, and I will share it with you. If I could do it all over again, I would have fucked them all...the fat ones, the ugly ones, all of them". True story, and CSB...
